05-09-2002, 07:42 AM | #1121 |
Elf Lord
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2) Sexy blondes may be substituted for one's self.
2a) If you are a sexy blonde, you must instead make sacrifice to the ork, as outlined in the motivational hymnn: "'ere we go!" 'ere we go! 'ere we go! 'ere we go! we're at it agin! we're at it agin! move it out move it out and move it in!
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
05-09-2002, 09:21 AM | #1122 | |
Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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I wouln't never worship in a religion that would have someone like me for a deity.
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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05-09-2002, 09:27 AM | #1123 | |
Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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Why BoP, Why? Those creationist pages are horrible. Doghouse to skyscraper??? AAAHAAHAHAHH! I can't even buy a hat "off the rack" because of my big pumpkin. And what do I use it for??? Well, putting a hat on, I guess.
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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05-09-2002, 03:46 PM | #1124 | |
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