The Teacup Cafe II - Page 53

The last sane person · 10-05-2005, 01:17 AM

Nay, the tea isnt poisoned. Its expensive enough as is! *prods with light saber*

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 01:18 AM

Shaken , not stirred. Ahhh, that is dry. Please putnthe saber away, my eyes are watering

The last sane person · 10-05-2005, 01:19 AM

fine....*turns off lightsaber and stashes it in belt* Here is your martini with a side of chill pill.

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 01:19 AM

Ill stick to the martinis. Lotesse may have steeped the last pot

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 01:22 AM

Thanks, I needed that. Good thing Ididnt tell snowball to get the fur ball off his backside, it looked like it was mixed with old kitty litter.

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 01:25 AM

Maybe tomorow I should get my damned light saber out of the shop. It only goes up half way. and its making a hissing sound. It should humm not hiss. The dfamned thing might blow up in my face, like my rap

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Just trying to keep the peace...

Didn't mean any offense. And I am not a middle schooler (thank god! That middle school was Hell on Earth.)
I wasn't "knocking" the joke. I was just saying what I knew about it. Sorry!

Im sorry too; too much bs'n, toolil fun

The last sane person · 10-05-2005, 01:37 AM

y'know, you can stick all those lil side posts into one, its frowned upon to *counts* quadruple post...just for future ref though...

Lotesse · 10-05-2005, 01:39 AM

OLORIN: 1. Stop making snide comments about my moot-friend Snowdog, 2. We do not poison tea around here; if we don't like something we confront it directly not sneak poison in each others drinks, and 3. BE NICE, or every lightsaber in existence here in Entmoot will be piercing holes in you. So, BE FOREWARNED. If you feel like being nasty, as a general rule, no matter what forun you're in, you're in the wrong PLACE ENTIRELY to be nasty at. Try and be kind, to ALL the mooters. If you can't be kind, at least try and be civil, dammit. Thank you.

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 01:41 AM

Its nice to know what is frowned upon, particularily since I smoked the last of the longbottom leaf and I dont have my blasted light saber. Maybe I should phone up chewbacca and get some more weed incase lotesse arrives suddenly. How do I bunch em together?

The last sane person · 10-05-2005, 01:42 AM

*ducks behind bar and and checks for other light sabers* Hey, i just finished cleanin the place! Lotesse, you are a great barista, but really need to work on tidying up! *waves turned-off light saber* Indeed, here is a place where we dont ignite light sabers...least, not usually. No flames on other mooters please, we have a limited supply of fire extinguishers....

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 01:43 AM

Ok Ok Take it easy,not rying to offend . The tea is fine imean Great. I mean really great. Although im drinking martinis now. I do have a fire extinguisher but its in my speeder and I lent it to chewbacca. I need to call him up...*scratches himself nervously* iwish i had some plums right about now

***Rían*** · 10-05-2005, 01:44 AM

Lotesse - I love your new dragon!! I like cold drinks really cold, with lots of ice (cubes, not crushed). I'll try him out tomorrow, if he's available

But right now, I could use a hot vanilla creme, then off to bed - more candy sale tomorrow!

And that tea set was gorgeous!!!! You find the best pictures

Lotesse · 10-05-2005, 01:51 AM

Yes, isn't Dragazzo cute? He froze this ice cream for you - I told him,
"Hot Vanilla Cream," I TOLD him hot but here he makes you ice cream. Go figure. Well, I'll serve it with a Vanilla-flavoured decaf cafe au lait - how's that!

Lotesse · 10-05-2005, 02:01 AM

This one seems really appropriate now, for some reason.

Andúril · 10-05-2005, 03:04 AM

My ghost, admiring the view...

Heavily overexposed, but IMO interesting nevertheless.

Andúril · 10-05-2005, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olorin hamfast

Reserve your comments for something you know about. I agree with your gist but dont expect to know everything about everything. I should not have to explain anything to you as you were not here. But Ill let you in on a couple of harmless points. 1 Jimmy Hoffa was/is a gangster possibly still alive and the joke was not adressed to you, so dont knock not understanding it.The joke is intende to make people twice your age laugh, so dont knock it 2 Tammy Faye Is Jim Bakers ex wife and likes to wear alot of make up. Jim Baker is a christian fundamentalist television preacher and part time porn star phone solicitor. 3 If I was to insult your country the way SNOw DOg did mine , your President Bush wouldve nuked Ottawa in a heart beat. (Ottawa is a city in Canada). SnowDogs comments about my home were totally unprovoked and rude. I simply am a Tolkien fan looking for a little fun, maybe a laugh, but mostly more insight into Tolkiens work. Im not here to take lessons on manners from brash young misinformed middle schoolers who have no right commenting on things they have nothing to do with nor understand, no offence. Mr Snowdog insulted me and my country infront of everyone and I simply rs[ponded by sending him a PRIVATE message to keep it cool in an altogether humorous way. He posted it for all to see and Lotesse responded appropriately. As did I . Fine. Enuf said. If youd like to know what it is i said to him, ill be sure to PRIVATELY thats PRIVATELY send it to you , so as to not offend mr SNowdog. The rap poem is intended to highlight the repercussions of being rude to someone in a public forum: noone is immune, my young and eager friend. It was not aimed at you personally but I believe is an adequate response to Mr snow dogs decision to make public my private message to him. So there you have it. I was going to let it slide altogether and leave it at that, but I thought id clear up your querie for you in good faith as you seem like a reasonable person. What is good for the goose is also good for the gander so, BE FOREWARNED and please lets be nice to each other. Remember that there is more than just Americans on the www.Thank you for your interest and dont forget
"im pulling for you; we are all in this together"

Shame.

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

This one seems really appropriate now, for some reason.

Thanks for that

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 03:36 AM

Nice one, Anduril

olorin hamfast · 10-05-2005, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andúril

Shame.

toobad the monkey couldnt nod. I guess Darwin and I have something in common.

10-05-2005, 01:17 AM	#1041
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Nay, the tea isnt poisoned. Its expensive enough as is! prods with light saber __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-05-2005, 01:19 AM	#1043
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	fine....turns off lightsaber and stashes it in belt Here is your martini with a side of chill pill. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-05-2005, 01:22 AM	#1045
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Ahhhhh Thanks, I needed that. Good thing Ididnt tell snowball to get the fur ball off his backside, it looked like it was mixed with old kitty litter.

10-05-2005, 01:37 AM	#1048
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	y'know, you can stick all those lil side posts into one, its frowned upon to counts quadruple post...just for future ref though... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-05-2005, 01:39 AM	#1049
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	OLORIN: 1. Stop making snide comments about my moot-friend Snowdog, 2. We do not poison tea around here; if we don't like something we confront it directly not sneak poison in each others drinks, and 3. BE NICE, or every lightsaber in existence here in Entmoot will be piercing holes in you. So, BE FOREWARNED. If you feel like being nasty, as a general rule, no matter what forun you're in, you're in the wrong PLACE ENTIRELY to be nasty at. Try and be kind, to ALL the mooters. If you can't be kind, at least try and be civil, dammit. Thank you. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

10-05-2005, 01:18 AM	#1042
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Shaken , not stirred. Ahhh, that is dry. Please putnthe saber away, my eyes are watering

10-05-2005, 01:19 AM	#1044
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Ill stick to the martinis. Lotesse may have steeped the last pot

10-05-2005, 01:25 AM	#1046
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Maybe tomorow I should get my damned light saber out of the shop. It only goes up half way. and its making a hissing sound. It should humm not hiss. The dfamned thing might blow up in my face, like my rap

10-05-2005, 01:41 AM	#1050
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Its nice to know what is frowned upon, particularily since I smoked the last of the longbottom leaf and I dont have my blasted light saber. Maybe I should phone up chewbacca and get some more weed incase lotesse arrives suddenly. How do I bunch em together?

10-05-2005, 01:42 AM	#1051
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	ducks behind bar and and checks for other light sabers Hey, i just finished cleanin the place! Lotesse, you are a great barista, but really need to work on tidying up! waves turned-off light saber Indeed, here is a place where we dont ignite light sabers...least, not usually. No flames on other mooters please, we have a limited supply of fire extinguishers.... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-05-2005, 01:43 AM	#1052
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Ok Ok Take it easy,not rying to offend . The tea is fine imean Great. I mean really great. Although im drinking martinis now. I do have a fire extinguisher but its in my speeder and I lent it to chewbacca. I need to call him up...scratches himself nervously iwish i had some plums right about now Last edited by olorin hamfast : 10-05-2005 at 01:48 AM.

10-05-2005, 01:44 AM	#1053
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Lotesse - I love your new dragon!! I like cold drinks really cold, with lots of ice (cubes, not crushed). I'll try him out tomorrow, if he's available But right now, I could use a hot vanilla creme, then off to bed - more candy sale tomorrow! And that tea set was gorgeous!!!! You find the best pictures __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-05-2005, 01:51 AM	#1054
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Yes, isn't Dragazzo cute? He froze this ice cream for you - I told him, "Hot Vanilla Cream," I TOLD him hot but here he makes you ice cream. Go figure. Well, I'll serve it with a Vanilla-flavoured decaf cafe au lait - how's that! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

10-05-2005, 02:01 AM	#1055
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Canadianitis This one seems really appropriate now, for some reason. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

10-05-2005, 03:04 AM	#1056
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	My ghost, admiring the view... Heavily overexposed, but IMO interesting nevertheless.

10-05-2005, 03:36 AM	#1059
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Nice one, Anduril Last edited by olorin hamfast : 10-05-2005 at 03:44 AM.

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