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Old 06-24-2002, 02:50 PM   #981
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Old 06-24-2002, 03:07 PM   #983
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Old 06-24-2002, 03:15 PM   #984
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Old 06-24-2002, 03:21 PM   #985
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Old 06-24-2002, 03:38 PM   #986
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Old 06-24-2002, 04:21 PM   #988
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Old 06-24-2002, 04:28 PM   #989
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Old 06-24-2002, 04:51 PM   #990
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Old 06-24-2002, 05:16 PM   #992
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Old 06-24-2002, 06:28 PM   #996
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Old 06-24-2002, 08:55 PM   #998
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The ring smelled something fishy. It was scooped up and eaten by a very nasty Radagast the Brown. Radagast's stomach began to burn and spasm violently. Galadriel went crosseyed, mindless, submissive, and obedient. Unfortunately, Radagast was drowning in vomit, so he decided to call upon the "LEGION of DOOM". Unfortunatly it came that Radagast recovered from coughing up his stomach lining, which was covered by the most slimy and repulsive crud. He found that somewhere in the vile puddle of putrid bile, Elrond's ring was calling to him. Galadriel heard it scream in revulsion. She took pity and took the biggest stick she could heft and whacked herself in the teeth, so she could sleep well. After she recovered from her masochistic adventure, she set off in search of THE ONE RING. She went to the depths of Legolas's jewelry box. It wasn't their. Legolas found a drooling Galadriel, pawing through his personal make-up box and blonde hair dye. Upon discovering this, Legolas whined pathetically, "That's my stuffffff, Don't take my precious eyeliner!"
She winked and took it away. Sauron borrowed it. His eye watered as he accidently spilled his face cream onto the palantir, clouding it. Legolas wished that he had more hair dye since Galadriel had bleached her moustache. So Legolas had to gather herbs to trade for rubber gloves and the necessary ingrediants.
Meanwhile, Elrond was smooching Gimli's hand, though Gimli wanted to split and get over to Galadriel's flet, but another elf hugged him first and kissed him and asked him "Would you like an Elanor?" Gimli giggled shyly "Yes!" and took the flower and put it in his beard. Kissing the ground, Aragorn cried aloud with jealousy, that Gimli had recieved a flower and he got an elf who liked


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