The Teacup Cafe - Page 50

EarthBound · 06-08-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

It's illegal for one

*Picks up self from floor*
Quiet! All of you! Or no-one is getting any pizza.
Now Rosie, Earthbound, please put these handcuffs on...
But you know, you guys just get plain cheese pizzas, Nurvvy gets whatever she wants on HERS.

Scandalous...... errr, I'm refereing to the plain cheese pizza....uh, I'm pretty sure Nurv wants a Tomato & Basil topped one...yeah, and she said she'd share it with us....yup, she sure did..I almost positive.....where's my attorney!

hectorberlioz · 06-08-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

YAY!! *snaps on cuffs, but swipes keys for easy removal* Finally, plain cheese pizza. Who needs all those onions and olives and peppers. Keep 'em. Just give usss the plain cheesssessess Preciouss!

Hmm...this could be a psychological merry-go-round, she likes cheese pizza, but she wants a pizza with more on it, so she pretends she wants cheese...interesting *notes down in his Freudian Notebook*

hectorberlioz · 06-08-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarthBound

Scandalous...... errr, I'm refereing to the plain cheese pizza....uh, I'm pretty sure Nurv wants a Tomato & Basil topped one...yeah, and she said she'd share it with us....yup, she sure did..I almost positive.....where's my attorney!

I might just take away the pizza altogether.

***Tessar*** · 06-08-2005, 02:22 PM

Man, if there's PIZZA in there.... lemme in!

Rosie Gamgee · 06-08-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Hmm...this could be a psychological merry-go-round, she likes cheese pizza, but she wants a pizza with more on it, so she pretends she wants cheese...interesting *notes down in his Freudian Notebook*

You got it totally wrong. Seriously. No, really. I hate topped pizza. *goes rabid, doing Gollum impressions* We hates them, we tell you!!! We HATES onions, we hates olives... we hates anything but plain cheese pizzas, Precious!!! I do like Sicillian pizza, though. How about some of that, eh?

hectorberlioz · 06-08-2005, 02:24 PM

none for you my poppet, and Tessar you can FORGET IT.

EarthBound · 06-08-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

EarthBound- love your avvy!

That's me....looking at the pizza....

Rosie Gamgee · 06-08-2005, 02:29 PM

lol.

Hector- Will you give pizza to good, upstanding citizens? *puts on good face, stands up* Please???

This dash for prison makes me think of a joke:

Why to they put gates on cemeteries?
Cuz people are just dyin' to get in.

Most likely been told before. *shurg*

hectorberlioz · 06-08-2005, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarthBound

That's me....looking at the pizza....

Thats you...studying your legal rights in prison

...what did you do wrong again?
It is a nice Avvie

hectorberlioz · 06-08-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

lol.

Hector- Will you give pizza to good, upstanding citizens? *puts on good face, stands up* Please???

This dash for prison makes me think of a joke:

Why to they put gates on cemeteries?
Cuz people are just dyin' to get in.

Most likely been told before. *shurg*

Hey, remember, the government pays for pizza not me, so it all depends on behaviour...*sees Tessar drooling*

EarthBound · 06-08-2005, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Thats you...studying your legal rights in prison

...what did you do wrong again?
It is a nice Avvie

LOL

*spews "Running-along-beer" everywhere while reading posts*

***Tessar*** · 06-08-2005, 02:34 PM

Dammit!

*hits Hector over the head with his Musical Staff and runs away with the Pizza*

Mine! All mine! :

EarthBound · 06-08-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Hey, remember, the government pays for pizza not me, so it all depends on behaviour...*sees Tessar drooling*

Uhhh, I work for the government....does this mean I'm paying for it!

Or do you mean the Moot Government.....whew

Rosie Gamgee · 06-08-2005, 02:38 PM

*screams as drips of said beer get on her papers* Move, you drink-spewing maniac! Take the beer somewhere else! Some of us are TRYING to be respectable! (can I have the pizza yet?)

Well, I might as well order a drink while I'm here. How about a cup o' tea?

Now, how's about a song? *Starts singing*

"Oh the night that Patty Murphy died
Was a night I'll never forget
Some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet!
As long as the bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay;
Then O'Leary came with the bag-pipes
The music for to play!

That's how they showed their respect for Patty Murphy!
That's how they showed their honor and their pride!
They said it was a sin and shame and they winked at one another;
Oh, every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy died!"

EarthBound · 06-08-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

*screams as drips of said beer get on her papers* Move, you drink-spewing maniac! Take the beer somewhere else! Some of us are TRYING to be respectable! (can I have the pizza yet?)

Well, I might as well order a drink while I'm here. How about a cup o' tea?

Now, how's about a song? *Starts singing*

!"

I spewed the beer triumphant
onto the papers it soared
soaking and floating
Rosie was loathing
All from a few drops of mead

hectorberlioz · 06-08-2005, 02:47 PM

*mutters* ruffians...

I'll be back my poppets, oh yes I'll be back...especially for you Tessar! Dang you, dang you all!!!
*leaves*.....*comes back in and drags Nurv out*

Rosie Gamgee · 06-08-2005, 02:50 PM

*Settles down at bar, rolls eyes* Politicians.

hectorberlioz · 06-08-2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

*Settles down at bar, rolls eyes* Politicians.

It's dangerous to roll your eyes about like dice. You know what happened in Minority Report

Telcontar_Dunedain · 06-08-2005, 02:53 PM

From now on, you only get Pizza if you stay out of prison. *Sees EB and RG suddenly getting out dusters and hoovers and cleaning prison cell!*

EarthBound · 06-08-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarthBound

I spewed the beer triumphant
onto the papers it soared
soaking and floating
Rosie was loathing
All from a few drops of mead

Oh look...I can quote myself.....wow...Ok...I'm an idiot

06-08-2005, 02:24 PM	#986
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	none for you my poppet, and Tessar you can FORGET IT. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

06-08-2005, 02:29 PM	#988
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	lol. Hector- Will you give pizza to good, upstanding citizens? puts on good face, stands up Please??? This dash for prison makes me think of a joke: Why to they put gates on cemeteries? Cuz people are just dyin' to get in. Most likely been told before. shurg __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

06-08-2005, 02:38 PM	#994
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	screams as drips of said beer get on her papers Move, you drink-spewing maniac! Take the beer somewhere else! Some of us are TRYING to be respectable! (can I have the pizza yet?) Well, I might as well order a drink while I'm here. How about a cup o' tea? Now, how's about a song? Starts singing "Oh the night that Patty Murphy died Was a night I'll never forget Some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet! As long as the bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay; Then O'Leary came with the bag-pipes The music for to play! That's how they showed their respect for Patty Murphy! That's how they showed their honor and their pride! They said it was a sin and shame and they winked at one another; Oh, every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy died!" __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

06-08-2005, 02:47 PM	#996
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	mutters ruffians... I'll be back my poppets, oh yes I'll be back...especially for you Tessar! Dang you, dang you all!!! leaves.....comes back in and drags Nurv out __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

06-08-2005, 02:50 PM	#997
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Settles down at bar, rolls eyes Politicians. __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

06-08-2005, 02:22 PM	#984
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Man, if there's PIZZA in there.... lemme in!

06-08-2005, 02:34 PM	#992
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Dammit! hits Hector over the head with his Musical Staff and runs away with the Pizza Mine! All mine! :

06-08-2005, 02:53 PM	#999
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	From now on, you only get Pizza if you stay out of prison. Sees EB and RG suddenly getting out dusters and hoovers and cleaning prison cell! __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

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