02-21-2005, 07:34 PM | #981 |
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I think it's scarier when they do get the jokes.
Then you know you have a problem.
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02-21-2005, 10:00 PM | #982 |
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HOw aobut if you name all your party characters in Final Fantasy after Valar. (Guilty)
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03-01-2005, 10:03 AM | #984 |
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I named my white mage Este
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1.You call all trees ents, even in the book that's not true!
2.You have made it to "Elf lord" on here in 2 weeks and you only posted in the J.R.R. Tolken part. 3.You have LOTR evrything. 4.You have any ring made for whatever reson engraved with elvish letters. 5.You are gilty of evrything on this tread.
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03-11-2005, 09:52 PM | #987 | |
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I AM FEELING OLD! You know you're obsessed when you give your age according to the age in which you were born. EG: I'm two ages old.
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P.S. You're obsesed with lotr if you know what started and ended each age of middle earth.
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03-12-2005, 02:22 AM | #989 | |
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PS. You know you're obsessed when you think it's normal that you know what started and ended each age of ME. lol.
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03-12-2005, 03:12 AM | #990 |
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You go up to random people in the Tolkien section of the bookstore and start trying to convince them to read the Sil and all of the HoME books instead of just the main trilogy. (Guilty, though it started out just answering his question as to whether or not they were published after Tolkien's death.)
Also: Never read the section of the Two Towers dealing with the ents during science class while studying Mendelian genetics. I still haven't gotten rid of the mental images conjured by cross pollination...
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03-12-2005, 03:47 PM | #992 |
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When you go skiing and hear about Gondola's and wonder how they are related to rock.
Gond = Rock in Quenyan if you don't know!
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03-12-2005, 03:50 PM | #993 |
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Lol, that's great. hmm... I don't think I can see any conection to rocks there.... I guess whoever named it didn't know Quenya. lol.
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03-12-2005, 03:55 PM | #994 |
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You continue to post in this thread and make up reasons for being obsessed when you already know you are, and people tell you that you are all the time too. *is guilty*
I don't know, but when I go to either of the following mountain ranges in Southern California: White Mountains, Black Mountains, Blue Mountains, etc., I will give a horrified gasp and collapse on the ground yelling at the inhabitants for destroying Middle Earth (after all, every one of those mountain ranges are in the Mojave desert.)
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03-13-2005, 12:01 AM | #995 | |
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You know you're obsessed when you split LotR up into six books for your book logs.
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We're getting near 1000 posts, I think something bad is going to happen
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03-13-2005, 06:41 PM | #997 |
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It's time for everyone to exchange PMs on what to post and have one member who posts what we decide on. That way we could narrow a large number of posts to a few.
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03-13-2005, 10:03 PM | #998 |
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It's all right, I think we've covered the whole obsession. Well, you can never do THAT, but I think we have gone far enough.
Let it die with dignaty, the kind of dignaty we will never have...
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Did this thread ever have dignity?
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You know you are obsessed if you think LOTR is real.
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