Weird turn-ons/ first things noticed in opposite gender - Page 5

Coney · 03-25-2003, 12:00 AM

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What does that have to do with being funniest to grace the boards?

Sorry, Aeryn slipped a post in.....I miss-read yours

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Technically, if you were a stallion you would be looking for a woman around the age of 35, a woman hits her sexual peak then, and men hit it between 16-24.

35??....hehehe, my last g/f was 42......ya gonna get a surprise at 35

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Tho' I think you're funny Coney--you're a pansy.

hehehe....ya still got something to learn then

.... although I doubt that ya ever will

Aeryn · 03-25-2003, 12:00 AM

*covers ears about old decrepit Lizra raping 14 year olds* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

*I think my next title should be something like "Queen of twisted words" or something...*

Don't piss me off Coney, I have become quite fond of short ones....I mean words!

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-25-2003, 12:03 AM

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LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Ditto!

Aeryn · 03-25-2003, 12:05 AM

*snirk*

*confused, confused*

Funny Pansy Coney...

*this is what every post must require, Funny Pansy Coney, and some sort of action repeated in astericks*

Lizra · 03-25-2003, 12:08 AM

Too much!

Coney · 03-25-2003, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by Aeryn
Don't piss me off Coney, I have become quite fond of short ones....I mean words!

Me piss you off??........as if I would

.......yer right up there with Dunedain

Starr Polish · 03-25-2003, 12:16 AM

I don't know if that's illegal here, but I could date a twenty year old legally (well, it'd be legal for him). Sixteen is the age limit, but I think it's restricted to four years older until you're eighteen. Not that I've been trying to catch the eye of many twenty-year-olds lately, or that any'd be attracted to me.

Oh, another odd thing I find extremely attractive is chastity. It's fairly odd to be attracted to that in today's society, anyway.

**crickhollow** · 03-25-2003, 12:23 AM

*ahem* *clears throat* *raises eyebrows*

The topic goes that way. *points* You're all on the wrong train

edit: except for StarrPolish. Thanks for helping to direct the thread back on topic.

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-25-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Lizra
A 27 year old woman and a 17 year old boy is hot! What are you talking about! I didn't have this fun yesterday!

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

EDIT: Oops, didn't see crickie's post. Sorry!

***Khamûl*** · 03-25-2003, 12:35 AM

For some odd reason, I have this thing for red lipstick. Not burgandy, not mauve, but RED. Like the women in the movie Pearl Harbor (they were the best part of that movie, but that's another subject).

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-25-2003, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by Khamûl
[BLike the women in the movie Pearl Harbor (they were the best part of that movie[/B]

Isn't that a bit shallow?

Elvellyn · 03-25-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Khamûl
For some odd reason, I have this thing for red lipstick. Not burgandy, not mauve, but RED. Like the women in the movie Pearl Harbor (they were the best part of that movie, but that's another subject).

RED!

For some strange, odd, unknown reason, I find a guy who can carry on an intelligent conversation attractive!

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-25-2003, 12:40 AM

Now, that isn't shallow.

Elvellyn · 03-25-2003, 12:46 AM

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Now, that isn't shallow.

I sure hope not!

Also, I would like a guy who jokes around when its appropriate, but can also be serious.

Starr Polish · 03-25-2003, 12:49 AM

That's not odd at all! Who likes talking to someone who doesn't understand what your saying (unless, of course, you're speaking in Quenya just to phase them, or impress them. It usually just weirds them out though).

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-25-2003, 12:51 AM

Of course not. As our dearly beloved rabbit said, It's all about the personality.

***Khamûl*** · 03-25-2003, 12:57 AM

See, I don't particularly look for red lipstick. It falls under the "weird turn-on" part of this thread.

Lizra · 03-25-2003, 01:10 AM

Well I tried to "clean it up"! Sorry!

Baby-K · 03-25-2003, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by Lizra
Dang! This is just the type of thing he loved!

Illegal huh? No wonder they were so happy!

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I miss Anduril as well.....funniest guy to grace these boards

*edit* nevermind

soforlessinokayloo · 03-25-2003, 04:08 AM

You're all nuts and I'm a squirrel... muahahahahaha Let the votes fro insanity begin. I'm finding a happy place right now. This went from weird to ahhh so I'll just curl up in my corner, assume fetal position and talk of this: you stuck your cutting board down a toilet and gave it a swirlie and you ate a sunflower while walking through a field of lollipops and goats were playing violins and you sniffed a rainbow the rainbow woke up and spoke to you saying if only I were a dream instead of an optical illusion I would be a high tide again... enjoy fellow crazy ones.

03-25-2003, 12:00 AM	#82
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	covers ears about old decrepit Lizra raping 14 year olds LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! I think my next title should be something like "Queen of twisted words" or something... Don't piss me off Coney, I have become quite fond of short ones....I mean words! __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think. Last edited by Aeryn : 03-25-2003 at 12:06 AM.

03-25-2003, 12:05 AM	#84
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	snirk confused, confused Funny Pansy Coney... this is what every post must require, Funny Pansy Coney, and some sort of action repeated in astericks __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

03-25-2003, 12:08 AM	#85
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Too much! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 03-25-2003 at 01:05 AM.

03-25-2003, 12:16 AM	#87
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I don't know if that's illegal here, but I could date a twenty year old legally (well, it'd be legal for him). Sixteen is the age limit, but I think it's restricted to four years older until you're eighteen. Not that I've been trying to catch the eye of many twenty-year-olds lately, or that any'd be attracted to me. Oh, another odd thing I find extremely attractive is chastity. It's fairly odd to be attracted to that in today's society, anyway. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

03-25-2003, 12:23 AM	#88
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	ahem clears throat raises eyebrows The topic goes that way. points You're all on the wrong train edit: except for StarrPolish. Thanks for helping to direct the thread back on topic. __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-25-2003, 12:35 AM	#90
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	For some odd reason, I have this thing for red lipstick. Not burgandy, not mauve, but RED. Like the women in the movie Pearl Harbor (they were the best part of that movie, but that's another subject). __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

03-25-2003, 12:40 AM	#93
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Now, that isn't shallow. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-25-2003, 12:49 AM	#95
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	That's not odd at all! Who likes talking to someone who doesn't understand what your saying (unless, of course, you're speaking in Quenya just to phase them, or impress them. It usually just weirds them out though). __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

03-25-2003, 12:51 AM	#96
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Of course not. As our dearly beloved rabbit said, It's all about the personality. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-25-2003, 12:57 AM	#97
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	See, I don't particularly look for red lipstick. It falls under the "weird turn-on" part of this thread. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

03-25-2003, 01:10 AM	#98
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Well I tried to "clean it up"! Sorry! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

03-25-2003, 04:08 AM	#100
soforlessinokayloo Hobbit Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: not of this earth Posts: 17	You're all nuts and I'm a squirrel... muahahahahaha Let the votes fro insanity begin. I'm finding a happy place right now. This went from weird to ahhh so I'll just curl up in my corner, assume fetal position and talk of this: you stuck your cutting board down a toilet and gave it a swirlie and you ate a sunflower while walking through a field of lollipops and goats were playing violins and you sniffed a rainbow the rainbow woke up and spoke to you saying if only I were a dream instead of an optical illusion I would be a high tide again... enjoy fellow crazy ones.