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06-26-2002, 10:00 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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* stares wide eyed at Eruviel Greenleaf, Katt_knome_hobbit, and ESPECIALLY BoP*
 *opens mouth v.v.v. wide.....* GET YOUR BLOOD-SUCKING SELVES AWAY FROM ME AND SAMWISE!!!! *arms herself with a shield+ infinity,( yeah, I know that's not fair  ) and Glamdring. Slowly backs out the door with a terrified look in her eyes.** thinks* Are we a bit off subject here?....(Please! Let this be off subject......
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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06-26-2002, 11:03 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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Lust for blood rising!
*Kreeps tward ringbearer and Sam* Who's with me? Eruvial? BoP? Lets make ourselves a meal!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-27-2002, 12:31 AM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Barbarians, it's so much more fun to torture them and keep them alive as slaves. I don't eat intelligent creatures. I might suck on a certain elf lord once in awhile though.
Mwahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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06-27-2002, 01:25 AM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Bad Willow! Bad bad Willow!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-28-2002, 02:12 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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Run Sam!! Save yourself!! Don't worry about me!!
Houston, we have a problem..... Keep back!  I've got a cross, garlic, a stake, uuummmm..... and a book about how LotR was the worst book of the millenia! Scary, ain't I? (Actually Sam, on second thought, if you ever want to see me un-enslaved, un-shriveled, and...well.........SAFE, you might want to come back.......)
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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06-28-2002, 02:32 AM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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WHAT BOOK?!?
*Katt is a werewolf and now turns into a wolf. She growls meanacingly at Ringbearer, then stops.* Actually it is a pretty neat story of how I got to be a werewolf. I was in the Strictly Evil RPG thread and I was bored because it wasn't going anywhere. So this werewolf showed up (ooh! I forget who it was right now but I'll find out later) and chalenged this other guy to a fight. Then I thought "Hey! I could turn into a werewolf and develop my charactor!" Actually I thought it would give me a chance to pass out again, you know what I mean. So anyway I started poking this werewolf with a stick and sure enough he bit me and I passed out. When I woke up I was at my User CP and the moon was gone so I was myself again. I finally figured out I was a werewolf at the next full moon. Boy was that a surprize! So anyway, I guess I better eat you now huh? (That monalouge was so cool! How did you like it?)
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-28-2002, 03:18 AM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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*Starts Singing*
I eat cannibals. It's incredable. You're looking so edible, to me I eat cannibals. Fancy to fight My appitite? -Yum Yum Gee it's fun -Banging on a diffrent drum Eat you with grits I can't resist! -Ooh Eee, Recipie -Whatcha got is good for me. And I eat cannibals. It's incredable. You're looking so edible, to me I eat cannibals.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-28-2002, 04:15 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Fresh blood would be good. . .hey, is that Sam and Frodo over there?
Good idea, Katt
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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06-28-2002, 11:41 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Oregon or in Arizona, you decied
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Quote:
 AND DON'T THINK I WON'T. (sings to the tune of 'Hot crossed buns') Fresh hot blood Fresh hot blood One 'o Penny Two 'o Penny Fresh hot BLOOD ______________ Random person walking down the street I wonder how tasty they would be Run away they taste like a beet Oh poor me!
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Kill for food, not for fun. This is the law of the Jungle! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Cat the Queen Sarcasma, Overlady of all Wierd, Strange, and Unusual, Masteress of the Preditors, Finder of Dead and Roting Objects that are of No Use to Anyone,exc. _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ Find what was lost Loose what was found Pay all the cost A hollow echo sound ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Wisdom runs a truer path Pain teaches great lessons Beauty is only a shimmering cloak Fear rules all Fear rules none |
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06-29-2002, 03:17 AM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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No, I would not eat Sam, no matter how hungry I was. I rather eat my fingers off (no wait... I'd be imitating Gollum, wouldn't I?)
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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06-29-2002, 06:01 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: St.-Petersburg
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YAm-yam
Nay, I think I'd be seek if I tryed to eat sam Fresh.
BUT, If I could have him cooked, that would be the dial........ ....................................... 
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06-29-2002, 10:05 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: If I told you I would have to kill you
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Mmmmmm Hobbit.
Any one got any ketchup?
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"Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives! |
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06-29-2002, 11:45 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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*gulp*
Werewolves, vampires.....what next? And, NO Eruviel Greenleaf, this is not Sam and me over here! *sniff, sob....* Gandalf.....help.... 
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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06-30-2002, 01:50 AM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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I just had stwabwewes 'n' cweem! But theyes isn'ts as sweet as bwood! I sis gonna get messome BWOOD!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-30-2002, 03:26 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: israel
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I wouldn't eat sam. I don't thing I could even if it was the only way.
I don't think frodo could, he loved sam.
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06-30-2002, 09:13 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: somewhere else
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Would you eat him with a mouse?
Would you eat him in a house? Would you eat him in a box? Would you, could you, with a fox?
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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07-01-2002, 12:31 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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No, I could not, Cirdan-I-am!
(I couldn't say SAM-I am....  )
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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07-01-2002, 12:37 AM
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Sapling
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Oregon or in Arizona, you decied
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I am not a vampire, or a werewolf.'
I AM the equivalance of a were-cat. and I call myself a Shawmaid, and Shawmaids like FRESH MEAT. (WITH EXTRA TEETH)
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Kill for food, not for fun. This is the law of the Jungle! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Cat the Queen Sarcasma, Overlady of all Wierd, Strange, and Unusual, Masteress of the Preditors, Finder of Dead and Roting Objects that are of No Use to Anyone,exc. _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ Find what was lost Loose what was found Pay all the cost A hollow echo sound ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Wisdom runs a truer path Pain teaches great lessons Beauty is only a shimmering cloak Fear rules all Fear rules none |
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07-06-2002, 11:29 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Hobbiton
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i couldn't b/c i love sam, but if i din't then i would starve, and then the Ring would never be distroud, and the dark lord would get it and then every one in middle earth would die b/c i did not eat the person who i loved! life is so confusing!!! i do not know!
hhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllppppppppp! 
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07-07-2002, 01:37 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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My problem exactly......
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