Teacup Cafe XXXIV - Page 5

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 02:12 AM

*Aims the sloshed monster away from hisself, incase the unsober monster feels suddenly compelled to purge his stomach.*

Eh, hello Willow Oran... Brings me to Entmoot? Eh... I was a bit drunk at the time. Not too sure.

Willow Oran · 11-08-2008, 02:20 AM

Do you habitually join literary forums when drunk? You don't seem the type?

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 02:26 AM

I's got me a shot and some tv.

HA! Full Metal Aragorn! I GET IT! Wanna shot?

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 02:44 AM

Eh, people do odd things when sloshed. That and become forgetful.

I'll take that shot and raise you double!

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 02:51 AM

Oh h3ll no! I drink you under the table, B*TCH

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 02:52 AM

Piss the **** off! I'll eat you. I have liver of fookin' steel. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 02:56 AM

It's on now!

*downs a shot*

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 03:01 AM

*downs two and a chaser*

Yehaw.

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 03:04 AM

*finishes off half a fifth*
What else I got?

*finds a box of wine*

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 03:07 AM

Augh...not the wino's friend! Be gone ye fiend and take that crap boxed wine with ye. Tis naught but food coloring and alcohal.

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 03:09 AM

But it's rigid box form makes it easy to carry, and oh so stylish!

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 03:11 AM

Still tastes like rhino piss....

Ah, glad my first night here isn't a dull one.

Ech... Really. You like that swill?

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 03:15 AM

No I don't like it. I'm just being silly.

Anyways-- *brings out the vodka* let's party.

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 03:18 AM

You....are a very strange person.

I like it.

I feel like doing battle with this one asscrumpet that lives near by. I want hismotorcycle and he is waaaaay too much of a poofter to ever be able to handle such a work of art. Maybe I can beat on him witha hammer...

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 03:21 AM

I thank ye kindly FMA.

I have a question. Why do all lousy shows have like one actor that you simply HAVE to watch?

Full Metal Aragorn · 11-08-2008, 03:24 AM

Not a clue. Well, I'm off. See you next episode. Until then, don't kick a girraffe in the shins!

klatukatt · 11-08-2008, 03:27 AM

"Don't kick a giraffe in the shins"? What the smeg?

Well I'm off too. Night.

***Rían*** · 11-08-2008, 03:38 AM

We won! We won! (she says in a hoarse voice from yelling and screaming)

Noble Elf Lord · 11-08-2008, 03:44 AM

I'm away for 11 hours- and we get 3 pages? *kindly asks Mari to borrow her mace, then whacks the time difference out of the moot for a moment* Gee, that actually makes me want to whack something...

FMA and katt had an... interesting discussion...

Hmmmm.... maybe I should make myself a quiet corner, as I do where ever I am. *does so* Ahh... Silence + Tranquility + Depression = heaven.

"Everything is so perfectly depressive that I have no choice but to smile happily.", said Garfield once.

Grey_Wolf · 11-08-2008, 04:35 AM

*The Motivational and the Psychologist Monsters saunters over to Nelly to boost the poor Mooter's confidence and rid Nelly of the depression.*

11-08-2008, 02:20 AM	#82
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Do you habitually join literary forums when drunk? You don't seem the type? __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

11-08-2008, 03:38 AM	#98
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	We won! We won! (she says in a hoarse voice from yelling and screaming) __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

11-08-2008, 03:44 AM	#99
Noble Elf Lord Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it. Posts: 1,052	I'm away for 11 hours- and we get 3 pages? kindly asks Mari to borrow her mace, then whacks the time difference out of the moot for a moment Gee, that actually makes me want to whack something... FMA and katt had an... interesting discussion... Hmmmm.... maybe I should make myself a quiet corner, as I do where ever I am. does so Ahh... Silence + Tranquility + Depression = heaven. "Everything is so perfectly depressive that I have no choice but to smile happily.", said Garfield once. __________________ Hers.

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11-08-2008, 02:12 AM	#81
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	Aims the sloshed monster away from hisself, incase the unsober monster feels suddenly compelled to purge his stomach. Eh, hello Willow Oran... Brings me to Entmoot? Eh... I was a bit drunk at the time. Not too sure.

11-08-2008, 02:26 AM	#83
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I's got me a shot and some tv. HA! Full Metal Aragorn! I GET IT! Wanna shot?

11-08-2008, 02:44 AM	#84
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	Eh, people do odd things when sloshed. That and become forgetful. I'll take that shot and raise you double!

11-08-2008, 02:51 AM	#85
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Oh h3ll no! I drink you under the table, B*TCH

11-08-2008, 02:52 AM	#86
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	Piss the **** off! I'll eat you. I have liver of fookin' steel. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!

11-08-2008, 02:56 AM	#87
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	It's on now! downs a shot

11-08-2008, 03:01 AM	#88
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	downs two and a chaser Yehaw.

11-08-2008, 03:04 AM	#89
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	finishes off half a fifth What else I got? finds a box of wine

11-08-2008, 03:07 AM	#90
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	Augh...not the wino's friend! Be gone ye fiend and take that crap boxed wine with ye. Tis naught but food coloring and alcohal.

11-08-2008, 03:09 AM	#91
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	But it's rigid box form makes it easy to carry, and oh so stylish!

11-08-2008, 03:11 AM	#92
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	Still tastes like rhino piss.... Ah, glad my first night here isn't a dull one. Ech... Really. You like that swill?

11-08-2008, 03:15 AM	#93
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	No I don't like it. I'm just being silly. Anyways-- brings out the vodka let's party.

11-08-2008, 03:18 AM	#94
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	You....are a very strange person. I like it. I feel like doing battle with this one asscrumpet that lives near by. I want hismotorcycle and he is waaaaay too much of a poofter to ever be able to handle such a work of art. Maybe I can beat on him witha hammer...

11-08-2008, 03:21 AM	#95
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I thank ye kindly FMA. I have a question. Why do all lousy shows have like one actor that you simply HAVE to watch?

11-08-2008, 03:24 AM	#96
Full Metal Aragorn Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 49	Not a clue. Well, I'm off. See you next episode. Until then, don't kick a girraffe in the shins!

11-08-2008, 03:27 AM	#97
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	"Don't kick a giraffe in the shins"? What the smeg? Well I'm off too. Night.

11-08-2008, 04:35 AM	#100
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	The Motivational and the Psychologist Monsters saunters over to Nelly to boost the poor Mooter's confidence and rid Nelly of the depression.