06-16-2002, 04:50 AM | #81 |
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Don't forget the minivan and the PTA meetings . . . and the tupperware, oh Eru, the tupperware!
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06-16-2002, 04:57 AM | #82 |
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Oh yeah! And the granny underpants. Don't forget the granny underpants... and the triangle shaped ham sandwiches, and Oprah Winfrey...
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06-16-2002, 05:01 AM | #83 |
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No, no, not the daytime talk shows!! Ack! And the insane love of home and garden shows!
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06-16-2002, 05:07 AM | #84 |
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And "mom" meetings, with ham sandwiches, and breast feeding technique talks, and breast feeding in public, and discussing diaper brands...
Oh the horror... the horror...
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06-16-2002, 05:11 AM | #85 |
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No, never! I will flee to the jungle, I will become a desert nomad, I will live with a tribe of monkeys before I ever sink to that level!!
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06-16-2002, 05:16 AM | #86 |
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How about just not getting married? Or not conforming to that, anyway?
Still....scary thoughts
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06-16-2002, 05:24 AM | #87 |
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Well . . . being a desert nomad or living with a tribe of monkeys might be fun anyway.
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06-16-2002, 05:29 AM | #88 | |
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06-16-2002, 05:31 AM | #89 |
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Did you know, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines? I mean, even if he slept with a different one every night, it'd take him three years to get through them all!
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06-16-2002, 05:31 AM | #90 |
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I have 8 years worth of floor-scrubbing experience, btw.
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06-16-2002, 05:40 AM | #91 |
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So . . . you're married?
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06-16-2002, 05:48 AM | #93 |
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LOL. An applicant for BoP's harem.
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Now just fill in this questionaire...
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I fear the demons under my bed that I taunted by saying that if they were real they could take me to their hell dimension and spank me nuff said.
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And I don't do toes. That'll double the rate.
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Oh, and before I forget... toe sucking, and putting up with your worst fears is a must.*
* NOT the kiwi accent! Quote:
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After reading those last few posts, I'm beginning to fear all of you. *begins running away at top speed*
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So, you fear BoP? Very wise of you
(don't kill me, BoP. Please )
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