Q&A for LOTR but I only want the wrong Answers - Page 5

Dreran the Green · 06-05-2003, 03:27 PM

He wanted to charge admission to hobbit fangirls to see them and get autographs in Orthanc. With that kind of money, he could just have a better One Ring made!

What is a side effect of drinking an ent draught?

Bombadillo · 06-05-2003, 04:30 PM

You get stiff like an ent and fall down.

By what name do people call Meriadoc Brandybuck?

Linaewen · 06-06-2003, 06:32 AM

Sauron.

How do M-e creatures travel?

Falagar · 06-06-2003, 07:43 AM

With 'FOR-travels', by thrain of course...
('Fellowship of OneRing-Travels')

Why did Fëanor make the Silmarilli?

Linaewen · 06-06-2003, 07:58 AM

'Cause he had really big holes in his brow that wanted to fill/disguise with the Jewels.

Why are hobbits so small?

Falagar · 06-06-2003, 08:02 AM

(a bad one...I'll think of a better one)
Dwarves and giants shouldn't be allowed to sleep on the same room...

(couldn't come up with any better question right now)
Who's the manager of FOR's complain-department in Mordor?

Coney · 06-06-2003, 08:30 AM

A small goblin named Boris, his office is at the top of the third tower from left. Don't bother with the climb, he'll be out to lunch.

Where did the elves get their clothes from? (didn't see a lot of cotton plants or sheep in Lothlorien)

Hasty Ent · 06-06-2003, 11:38 AM

mail order from the Undying Lands Outlet: all garments guaranteed not to fade or shrink, next day delivery via eagle available

why don't wizards procreate?

Lalaith · 06-06-2003, 11:58 AM

Because they are not allowed to do so.

Why is Frodo the main character of LotR?

***Jonathan*** · 06-06-2003, 12:05 PM

Because Bilbo had grown too old.

Why did Barliman Butterbur have a poor memory?

Bombadillo · 06-06-2003, 12:45 PM

Because he was a bartender who drank all his profits.

Ruinel · 06-06-2003, 01:56 PM

Bombadillo.. you have to ask another question.

I'll ask it...
What game did the Nazgul play in ME?

Lalaith · 06-06-2003, 03:29 PM

If I got the question right: They played football all the time. Very annoying.

Why was Legolas the prince of Mirkwood?

Ruinel · 06-06-2003, 04:15 PM

because he'd have to be a girl to be the princess of Mirkwood.

(BTW: Nazgul play "hide and go seek the Ring" LOL)

Why does Merry and Pippin travel with Frodo and Samwise?

***Jonathan*** · 06-06-2003, 04:22 PM

Because they're groupies.

How can Frodo and Sam stand the presence of an old man like Gandalf, who surely takes a piss six times per night?

Ruinel · 06-06-2003, 11:37 PM

Air freshener.

Why did the Nazgul persue Frodo to the Ford?

Linaewen · 06-07-2003, 05:50 AM

Because one of them had a crush on Frodo, so they all chased him giggling like little girls.

Why are hobbits so fond of mushrooms?

Lalaith · 06-07-2003, 06:05 AM

Because they use them for making cute good-looking hobbit wigs.

Why did Eowyn choose Faramir?

***Jonathan*** · 06-07-2003, 06:10 AM

She discovered Aragorn was gay.

Who built Rivendell?

Lalaith · 06-07-2003, 06:13 AM

Legolas, of course, the main Elf of Middle-earth.

Who was the queen of Lorien?

06-05-2003, 03:27 PM	#81
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	He wanted to charge admission to hobbit fangirls to see them and get autographs in Orthanc. With that kind of money, he could just have a better One Ring made! What is a side effect of drinking an ent draught? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-05-2003, 04:30 PM	#82
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	You get stiff like an ent and fall down. By what name do people call Meriadoc Brandybuck? __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

06-06-2003, 07:43 AM	#84
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	With 'FOR-travels', by thrain of course... ('Fellowship of OneRing-Travels') Why did Fëanor make the Silmarilli? __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 06-06-2003 at 07:45 AM.

06-06-2003, 08:02 AM	#86
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	(a bad one...I'll think of a better one) Dwarves and giants shouldn't be allowed to sleep on the same room... (couldn't come up with any better question right now) Who's the manager of FOR's complain-department in Mordor? __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 06-06-2003 at 08:35 AM.

06-06-2003, 08:30 AM	#87
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	A small goblin named Boris, his office is at the top of the third tower from left. Don't bother with the climb, he'll be out to lunch. Where did the elves get their clothes from? (didn't see a lot of cotton plants or sheep in Lothlorien) __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

06-06-2003, 06:32 AM	#83
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Sauron. How do M-e creatures travel?

06-06-2003, 07:58 AM	#85
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	'Cause he had really big holes in his brow that wanted to fill/disguise with the Jewels. Why are hobbits so small?

06-06-2003, 11:38 AM	#88
Hasty Ent Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 516	mail order from the Undying Lands Outlet: all garments guaranteed not to fade or shrink, next day delivery via eagle available why don't wizards procreate? __________________ Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

06-06-2003, 11:58 AM	#89
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Because they are not allowed to do so. Why is Frodo the main character of LotR? __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

06-06-2003, 12:05 PM	#90
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Because Bilbo had grown too old. Why did Barliman Butterbur have a poor memory? __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

06-06-2003, 12:45 PM	#91
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Because he was a bartender who drank all his profits. __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

06-06-2003, 01:56 PM	#92
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Bombadillo.. you have to ask another question. I'll ask it... What game did the Nazgul play in ME?

06-06-2003, 03:29 PM	#93
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	If I got the question right: They played football all the time. Very annoying. Why was Legolas the prince of Mirkwood? __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

06-06-2003, 04:15 PM	#94
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	because he'd have to be a girl to be the princess of Mirkwood. (BTW: Nazgul play "hide and go seek the Ring" LOL) Why does Merry and Pippin travel with Frodo and Samwise?

06-06-2003, 04:22 PM	#95
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Because they're groupies. How can Frodo and Sam stand the presence of an old man like Gandalf, who surely takes a piss six times per night? __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

06-06-2003, 11:37 PM	#96
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Air freshener. Why did the Nazgul persue Frodo to the Ford?

06-07-2003, 05:50 AM	#97
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Because one of them had a crush on Frodo, so they all chased him giggling like little girls. Why are hobbits so fond of mushrooms?

06-07-2003, 06:05 AM	#98
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Because they use them for making cute good-looking hobbit wigs. Why did Eowyn choose Faramir? __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

06-07-2003, 06:10 AM	#99
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	She discovered Aragorn was gay. Who built Rivendell? __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

06-07-2003, 06:13 AM	#100
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Legolas, of course, the main Elf of Middle-earth. Who was the queen of Lorien? __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

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