06-05-2003, 03:27 PM | #81 |
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He wanted to charge admission to hobbit fangirls to see them and get autographs in Orthanc. With that kind of money, he could just have a better One Ring made!
What is a side effect of drinking an ent draught?
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06-05-2003, 04:30 PM | #82 |
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You get stiff like an ent and fall down.
By what name do people call Meriadoc Brandybuck?
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06-06-2003, 06:32 AM | #83 |
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Sauron.
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06-06-2003, 07:43 AM | #84 |
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With 'FOR-travels', by thrain of course...
('Fellowship of OneRing-Travels') Why did Fëanor make the Silmarilli?
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06-06-2003, 07:58 AM | #85 |
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'Cause he had really big holes in his brow that wanted to fill/disguise with the Jewels.
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06-06-2003, 08:02 AM | #86 |
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(a bad one...I'll think of a better one)
Dwarves and giants shouldn't be allowed to sleep on the same room... (couldn't come up with any better question right now) Who's the manager of FOR's complain-department in Mordor?
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06-06-2003, 08:30 AM | #87 |
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A small goblin named Boris, his office is at the top of the third tower from left. Don't bother with the climb, he'll be out to lunch.
Where did the elves get their clothes from? (didn't see a lot of cotton plants or sheep in Lothlorien) |
06-06-2003, 11:38 AM | #88 |
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mail order from the Undying Lands Outlet: all garments guaranteed not to fade or shrink, next day delivery via eagle available
why don't wizards procreate?
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06-06-2003, 11:58 AM | #89 |
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Because they are not allowed to do so.
Why is Frodo the main character of LotR?
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06-06-2003, 12:05 PM | #90 |
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Because Bilbo had grown too old.
Why did Barliman Butterbur have a poor memory?
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06-06-2003, 12:45 PM | #91 |
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Because he was a bartender who drank all his profits.
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06-06-2003, 01:56 PM | #92 |
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Bombadillo.. you have to ask another question.
I'll ask it... What game did the Nazgul play in ME? |
06-06-2003, 03:29 PM | #93 |
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If I got the question right: They played football all the time. Very annoying.
Why was Legolas the prince of Mirkwood?
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06-06-2003, 04:15 PM | #94 |
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because he'd have to be a girl to be the princess of Mirkwood.
(BTW: Nazgul play "hide and go seek the Ring" LOL) Why does Merry and Pippin travel with Frodo and Samwise? |
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Because they're groupies.
How can Frodo and Sam stand the presence of an old man like Gandalf, who surely takes a piss six times per night?
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06-06-2003, 11:37 PM | #96 |
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Air freshener.
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06-07-2003, 05:50 AM | #97 |
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Because one of them had a crush on Frodo, so they all chased him giggling like little girls.
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06-07-2003, 06:05 AM | #98 |
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Because they use them for making cute good-looking hobbit wigs.
Why did Eowyn choose Faramir?
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06-07-2003, 06:10 AM | #99 |
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She discovered Aragorn was gay.
Who built Rivendell?
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06-07-2003, 06:13 AM | #100 |
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Legolas, of course, the main Elf of Middle-earth.
Who was the queen of Lorien?
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