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"He loves company almost as much as he does fighting!" said Sas as he ordered fredrico to start going once again "Hope we know what we're getting ourselves into!"
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02-26-2008, 12:13 AM | #82 |
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Sane brought her horse besides Hector, "Er, Mirkwood? As good as my boarder patrols are, they are just that, boarder patrols. I know not how the elves will feel if we go a trouncing through their woods, never mind how many caucamamie treaties we might break. And also need I remind you about the rather tender state your backside was in last time you tried to make a gallant of yourself in full view of their archers?"
Sane thought for a moment, then recanted, "Though, I suppose having your arse turn to stone might ward that problem off, if you do manage to time it correctly."
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02-26-2008, 03:43 AM | #83 |
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"That's the last we'll ever see of them, isn't it?" The parakeet asked.
"Yup," Eärniel said, "but more tea and food for us. I claim Mari's comfy pillows and the tea." "Dang," muttered the parakeet, "I suppose I will have to content myself with selling Hector's stuff on Ebay..." "That's the spirit. Let's go back inside."
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02-26-2008, 04:03 AM | #84 |
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Sir Gw, having the nack of reading minds, heard Sane think "What a fop!" - 'Fancy Odd Person?' he thought.
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*Katt stumbled into the Cafe.*
Katt: Has anyone seen my bottle of vodka? It was only half empty... Eärniel: Would you go home and sleep it off, please? Katt: Sleep is for the weak. *Eyes adjust to the three different images of the cafe* Where is everyone? Eärniel: They went on a quest. Katt: A quest? Frellin' YEAH! Which way did they go? Eärniel: Just follow the path of destruction. Katt: Oh, I been on that road for years. *Winks* *Katt left and followed the well trodden path into the woods.* Eärniel: This is great! All we have to do is send the annoying ones down the path after them! I wonder how long this will work? Parakeet: As long as humans keep believing in talking animals, that's for sure. |
02-26-2008, 11:19 AM | #86 |
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As Fredrico ran Sas and Mari bounced on his back,"I realy hope we don't lose the others! Fredrico! Pick up the pace a little!"
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02-26-2008, 12:31 PM | #87 |
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*The Scout Monster (who was always prepared) scuffled up by Fredrico's side and handed Mari a compass*
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02-26-2008, 02:02 PM | #88 |
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Sis reined in her horse, as mooters in all sorts of fancy dress pounded past her.
"Of course, I can ride" she said, miffed. "And you're the cutest marauder, ever, Sane. No question about that. But I'm of only minimal use to this enterprise without my equipment, AND EVERYONE IS GOING THE WRONG WAY!" "I know I come at this from a 'gatherer', rather than a 'hunter' perspective, but I STILL think heading in the correct direction is a universal value."
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02-26-2008, 03:40 PM | #89 |
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"Halt, all of ye!" ordered Sir Gw."Apparently we are going in the wrong direction! Sister, do point us towards the correct one!"
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02-26-2008, 03:45 PM | #90 |
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"Oops! Fredrico! Turn around! Wrong way!" said Sas as Sis alerted them of they're direction mishap, and with that Fredrico halted in his tracks, turned around, and started running once more. This time,in the right direction.
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02-26-2008, 05:37 PM | #91 |
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Nautipus reigned in Farhan, and turned to look back at the others, then shouted ahead, "HEY GUYS! I THINK WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!" hearing a distant response he cried "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SIS SAID!", another distant reply, then "WELL I REALLY DONT CARE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER, BUT SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT!", asnd with that he turned and galloped back down the trail.
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02-26-2008, 05:49 PM | #92 |
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Sane and her horse stood next to Sis and Hector, as the assorted People of the Hunt reassembled infront of them, asking for the correct directions, all looking rather sheepish about it.
"So Sis, since you are our navigator, lay it out for us. The further away from Mirkwood, the better." Sane and her Banditos had more then enough of elvish arrows hurled their way.
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02-26-2008, 06:35 PM | #93 |
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"Look. Here's the map" Sis laid out a map in front of them. "The path through Mirkwood goes this way. Everyone knows that's trouble. But if we take this route...along the new path and then up through the hills behind the Teacup, we should be able to reach a trail that runs up to the mountains. It's kind of wildlands for the first bit, but the later part is a King's route, and should be wide enough for most of the trip. It's good too, because that's where some of the other ingredients are more likely to be.That first stage will be slow, though, for all these big warhorses and trolls. It won't be hard for latecomers to catch us, that's a benefit, I guess."
"Let me get my kit together. I'd suffer more worrying about you than anything a mountain could do to me."
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Nautipus vollunteered, "I'll ride a little ways back behind, just so maybe I can spot any latecomers, I'll catch up when you guys make camp.", then waited for the trek to begin in full swing.
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02-26-2008, 06:39 PM | #95 |
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"So do we have to go through Moria then?" asked Sas . At hearing this, Fredrico moaned sadly. "Don't worry Fredrico! Maybye we'll have to go to Moria anyway!" At this Fredrico formed a big grin on his troll-ish face.
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02-26-2008, 06:45 PM | #96 |
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"Sas, I think we might be sending a smaller contingent to Moria. Some of the instructions for this remedy are a bit obscure (as they usually are) but evidence in the text suggests Dwarven magic. In my experience, that means a trip to Moria. That'll be a few days down the trail, though, you can start with us."
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"All-right. That will be cool since I'm amazed by dwarves!" said Sas as Fredrico countinued to bob along.
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"So" said Sas as he bounced on Fredrico's back "What do we call ourselves? We can't be 'The Fellowship of the ring' because..... there's no ring... just Hector. Thus do we call ourselves 'The fellowship of the Hector?' Just wondering"
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02-26-2008, 08:16 PM | #99 |
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"How about "Just don't call me late for dinner."?
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"That sounds good!"
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