What would you do if......? - Page 5

Blackheart · 04-24-2002, 11:21 PM

MY eyes! My eyes!

*stomach growls*

Beleg Strongbow · 04-25-2002, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
What? Just me? Ala Terminator?

In which case we all appear naked...

Well, then I'm sure some kindly female will appear to take care of me shortly after my appearance

you think your eyes are gone...

Blackheart · 04-25-2002, 12:54 PM

And just why were you looking over here any way?

Andúril · 04-25-2002, 01:44 PM

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Hand grenades, BFG's and landmines aren't all that good for hunting. M-16's are OK, but they don't have the knockdown power if you are hunting something bigger than a large dog, or wolf.

Hey, the hand grenades are fine for hunting. The only problem is gathering all the widely strewn gibs together, to stick in the microwave - you shouldn't eat raw meat.

The land mines are okay, because then the creature will only lose one (or two) limbs - those are easy enough to find.

The BFG-Eight Gazillian? Okay, that's a bit over the top. I don't want to destroy the omniverse, anyway.

Sicirus · 04-25-2002, 06:46 PM

Actualy if I realy just appeard in Middle Earth I would be to happy to even laughe.
I would probably ask someone( hopefully an ent) where I was then try to find my way to Rivendell.

If I cant't find Rivendell then I would go to Lorien which would probably be even harder but the jurney would be nice.

"My name is Sicirus. And I invented the name."( For the person who asked)

Wulažg · 04-25-2002, 06:54 PM

of course everyone wants to go to Rivendell and/or Lorien at some point in time...whether to stay there or to sack it and burn the place to the ground depends on the person. Either way though, you ARE going to Rivendell. It's fun there!

Sicirus · 04-25-2002, 07:32 PM

lol. I am probably not the type to burn it down.

Blackheart · 04-26-2002, 01:51 AM

Fire! hehehehe

Fire! hehehehee

Woooh!

Fire! hehehehee

viggosbeard · 04-26-2002, 03:51 AM

Blackheart

I think if you got to ME we would have to have you closely shadowed by the Camberwick Green fire department aka Huw, Puw ,Barney Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and grubb

Blackheart · 04-26-2002, 10:36 AM

Orcs like gunpowder!

viggosbeard · 04-26-2002, 10:49 AM

I know you like gunpowder , but without a responsible adult can you be trusted ? I think not.

Beleg Strongbow · 04-26-2002, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
And just why were you looking over here any way?

I wanted to see the next rock coming my way.
Little did I know of the deadly peril that awaited me.

Blackheart · 04-26-2002, 12:51 PM

Peril? Peril!

"Oooh a spanking a spanking!"

I am a responsible adult!

Orc.

TomFoolOfATook · 04-26-2002, 03:12 PM

I would set up a shop in Bree
Stay open half the year and use the other half for exploring Middle Earth

I would learn Elven

Dale would be kewl to see along with the Glittering Caves

Forget the shop - I would move to Rohan

Soooo many choices aaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh

BeardofPants · 04-27-2002, 03:41 AM

Hey, that's an idea! I forgot about the glittering caves... Yeah, I'd go there.

I can tell you the last place I'd go would be Rivendell. Elves and the last homely home are both so over-rated. If I had to go somewhere elvish, I'd go to mirkwood. That sounds much more interesting!

Blackheart · 04-27-2002, 03:45 AM

An don't forget senic Mt. Gundabad!

Personally, I'd probably spend a lot of time up near norbury and fornost, digging intot he little known details fo the interesting realm of Angmar.

Arwen4ever · 04-27-2002, 06:01 AM

see the elves then stay in Rivendell

Elf Girl · 04-27-2002, 12:58 PM

I would remain here in this talan in Lorien where I am typing this.

Sicirus · 04-27-2002, 01:22 PM

I would also go check out Fangorn forest.

Wulažg · 04-27-2002, 07:08 PM

Yeah, but there the trees fight back when you try to burn thing pyros don't like that. The Old Forest is cool too though. Plus you get to chat with Bombadil. He's the best storyteller around. You can burn down the Shire on the way too! Then you can go to Angmar once you get bored!

04-24-2002, 11:21 PM	#81
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	MY eyes! My eyes! stomach growls __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-25-2002, 12:54 PM	#83
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	And just why were you looking over here any way? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-26-2002, 01:51 AM	#88
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Fire! hehehehe Fire! hehehehee Woooh! Fire! hehehehee __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-26-2002, 03:51 AM	#89
viggosbeard Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Posts: 247	Blackheart I think if you got to ME we would have to have you closely shadowed by the Camberwick Green fire department aka Huw, Puw ,Barney Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and grubb __________________ You cant resist her Shes in your bones Shes in your marrow And your ride home You cant avoid her Shes in the air In between molecules Of Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide Only in dreams

04-26-2002, 10:36 AM	#90
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Orcs like gunpowder! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-25-2002, 06:46 PM	#85
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Actualy if I realy just appeard in Middle Earth I would be to happy to even laughe. I would probably ask someone( hopefully an ent) where I was then try to find my way to Rivendell. If I cant't find Rivendell then I would go to Lorien which would probably be even harder but the jurney would be nice. "My name is Sicirus. And I invented the name."( For the person who asked)

04-25-2002, 06:54 PM	#86
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	of course everyone wants to go to Rivendell and/or Lorien at some point in time...whether to stay there or to sack it and burn the place to the ground depends on the person. Either way though, you ARE going to Rivendell. It's fun there!

04-25-2002, 07:32 PM	#87
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol. I am probably not the type to burn it down.

04-26-2002, 10:49 AM	#91
viggosbeard Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Posts: 247	I know you like gunpowder , but without a responsible adult can you be trusted ? I think not. __________________ You cant resist her Shes in your bones Shes in your marrow And your ride home You cant avoid her Shes in the air In between molecules Of Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide Only in dreams

04-26-2002, 12:51 PM	#93
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Peril? Peril! "Oooh a spanking a spanking!" I am a responsible adult! Orc. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-26-2002, 03:12 PM	#94
TomFoolOfATook Hobbit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dale Posts: 49	What would you do ?? I would set up a shop in Bree Stay open half the year and use the other half for exploring Middle Earth I would learn Elven Dale would be kewl to see along with the Glittering Caves Forget the shop - I would move to Rohan Soooo many choices aaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh __________________ Pieces of Eight the search for the money tree go cash your freedoms in for gold Pieces of Eight Treasure filled with emphtiness dont let it turn your heart to stone

04-27-2002, 03:41 AM	#95
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hey, that's an idea! I forgot about the glittering caves... Yeah, I'd go there. I can tell you the last place I'd go would be Rivendell. Elves and the last homely home are both so over-rated. If I had to go somewhere elvish, I'd go to mirkwood. That sounds much more interesting! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-27-2002, 03:45 AM	#96
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	An don't forget senic Mt. Gundabad! Personally, I'd probably spend a lot of time up near norbury and fornost, digging intot he little known details fo the interesting realm of Angmar. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-27-2002, 06:01 AM	#97
Arwen4ever Hobbit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 22	see the elves then stay in Rivendell __________________ This is the Master Ring, the One Ring to rule them all. This is the One that he lost many ages ago, to the great weakening of his power. He greatly desires it, but he must not get it. -Gandalf FRODO LIVES

04-27-2002, 12:58 PM	#98
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	I would remain here in this talan in Lorien where I am typing this. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-27-2002, 01:22 PM	#99
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	I would also go check out Fangorn forest.

04-27-2002, 07:08 PM	#100
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Yeah, but there the trees fight back when you try to burn thing pyros don't like that. The Old Forest is cool too though. Plus you get to chat with Bombadil. He's the best storyteller around. You can burn down the Shire on the way too! Then you can go to Angmar once you get bored!