02-05-2003, 09:41 PM | #81 |
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I like the spanish class one! welcome! Is your friend writing about someone named Aralorn my any chance??
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02-05-2003, 10:10 PM | #82 | |
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Heres another your parents ground you from Entmoot saying youre crazy for spending so much time on the internet to which you reply "We're not crazy are we preciousssss? No, no. We just hates the nassssssty hobbitsessss."
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Welcome Fimbrethil! You're ideas aren't stupid at all! Just take it in context, we're writing about being so obsessed with LotR we imagine our last names are Gamgee, own swords, and name our firstborn son Frodo.
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02-06-2003, 08:05 PM | #84 |
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Im sorry, I just cant help but thinking...
8 year old kids of normal people... Sarah:Guess what. My name is hebrew for princess. Jane: Really? I think mine means blessesd one 8 year old kids of tolkien-obsessors Gil-galad: My name is elvish for starlight Tinuviel: Really? Mine means nightengale. Arwen: i am Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Elrond ,Evenster of my people Gil-galad: Oh yeah! Well Elrond Had to get his ring from gil-galad Arwen: Well gil-galad dies!!!! Gil-galad: Well Aragorn and Arwen get married! EEEEwwww! *Aragorn and Arwen blush* "Aragorn and Arwen sittin in the tree..."
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Hahahahaha! !!!
Oh my goodness that was sooo funny. That's all for now.
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02-06-2003, 09:24 PM | #86 |
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you call your gueinea pig Shelob (she bit me once)
you name your pet chickens after hobbits- Elanor Rosie Lobiela Goldilocks Estella Diamond Daisy Marigold and May I promise im not crazy yeah right Note: This one is especially embarassing when you are slightly dislexic and accidently tell your friends that you named your hobbits after chickens. That one got a couple funny looks.
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02-06-2003, 09:51 PM | #87 |
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You know youre a tolkien-obsessor if...
the song stuck in your head was written by tom bombadil
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02-06-2003, 09:54 PM | #88 |
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i got one that me and my friend do,
you act out scenes w/ Frodo and the ringwraiths. i do that, i have this sweatshirt with a huge hood and i put it over my eyes and sniff, and my friend has the 'ring' and she does Frodo so well! its awesome! oh! i got another one: you write essays for school about LotR i did that once too! the essay was really good, too! i got 100! teehee, LotR helps! gee, could i be obsessed?
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02-07-2003, 12:03 PM | #89 |
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hee hee ee! I did a report on fotr last year for english!! It was really really fun! I got an A+ on it!
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02-07-2003, 12:13 PM | #90 |
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You forget that the French "cueillir" means "to gather" because it's too close to the Elvish "to live."
Your teachers have all learned to recognize Elvish. Whenever you're worried, your hand leaps to the ring on your necklace, and you begin stroking it, muttering things like "precious. Every time it snows, you and your siblings reenact the scene on Caradhras in full. The cat living in your garage is named Precious, you tried to bury your dead gerbils Legolas, Meriadoc, and Pippin in canoes and float them downstream, and you've always feared Balrogs more than boogiemen. |
02-07-2003, 12:19 PM | #91 | |
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Thats really funny! I have a hampster whose name is Scabbers! Maybe when he dies I'll put him in a little canoe and float him down the stream in my backyard!
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02-07-2003, 12:55 PM | #92 |
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Elvellyn
you call your gueinea pig Shelob (she bit me once) So Elvellyn does your gueinea pig have 8 legs?
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02-07-2003, 01:05 PM | #93 |
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I got another one:
You have a party with 4 of your shortest friends(hobbits) 1 one of your cutest friends(elf) 1 friend that reminds you of a darwf(darwf)1 friend that you think would make a great Aragorn. You bring out a bowl full of water and you set it down waiting for the water to settle then stand before your friends and ask in a clear voice "Who whishes to look into the mirror of galadriel?"
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02-07-2003, 01:22 PM | #94 |
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obsessed with LOTR? ...sounds about right!
My mum thinks I need mental help! Half way through a conversation I'll say "Rohan? did you just say Rohan?" and in school my friend was talking to me and she said something and i thought she said Mikwood! I keep doing it all the time! |
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02-07-2003, 03:24 PM | #97 |
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i'm new but i'm sooo guilty!!!
I am guilty of almost everything on these lists; can’t help it though. I have two rabbits named Rosie and Elenor, I have the ring on a chain on my neck, I walk in the woods with my eyes up, I have actually sometimes walk in the woods predawn, refer to certain breads as lembas, call my enemies ”yurch”, and I walked in the woods with my little sis and said "This forest is old, so old it makes me feel young as I have not felt since I have travelled with you Children.” and got a glare only a hobbit can make, And a whole lot more too.. I’m quite obsessed
Here are a few that are not listed, that I am also guilty of: You know your obsessed when you… 1. sit up in the highest limbs of trees for hours upon end and listen to the wind (and getting some pretty weird looks from people passing by on the street while you are at it) 2. fall asleep in a tree and wake up three hours later, again 3. turn in notes and homework not only on LOTR but in tengwar 4. seen the FOTR well over 30 times and seen TTT over 5 and counting 5. find at least 10 comparisons to LOTR everyday 6. your friends begin to avoid you b/c they know that if you start talking it will be on LOTR and then you won’t shut up 7. you are able to complete all the lines in FOTR and TTT before the entire line is out of the other persons mouth 8. you are able to speak, and translate all the Elvish 9. trying to learn archery while riding bareback on a horse 10. call your mother ‘nanneth’ and your father ‘adar’ 11. Greet friends, family and answer the phone with “Mae Govannen Mellyn/ Mellon” 12. And always say farewell with “until we meet again” or “Namarie” 13. Find yourself insulting others in Sindarin and saying things like “by the Valar” “sweet Elbereth” and “Valar protect/save us” 14. Sub-consciously start talking in old English 15. refer to all redwood trees as mallorn trees mis- identified 16. every time you go to a lake or to the ocean you sing the song of the sea!
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cool stuff mallondwen!! welcome to entmoot! I see you like Legolas from your avatar! well... don't read my sig. then!
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02-07-2003, 04:13 PM | #99 |
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No Shelob got 4 of her legs removed
But sometimes I think her eyes look a little weird Welcome mallondwen
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02-07-2003, 06:44 PM | #100 |
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I'm guilty of all of them
1. you're called by all family members "Liz Baggins" 2. you try to teach your dog to sit by saying "haveldad (sp?) Josie!" 3. you try to see if your 3 month old brother is an elf by holding up a piece of paper with elvish letters on it then seeing which ones he points to, then translating them and seeing is they make any since 4. Your mad because your mom says you can't learn elvish in collage 5. Even your never-read-the-book, hobbit hating friend understands the fact that you’re going to merry a hobbit 6. your never-read-the-book, hobbit hating friend draws a hobbit for your boyfriend when drawing our plan for the way our band will be set up 7. you somehow think a hobbit will be able to play the bass 8. you get very very mad at your dad when he says you need to stop thinking about "that fairy tale" 9. you get even madder at your dad and end up in a very big argument with him when he says middle earth isn't real 10. when ever you see a flock of bird you run and hide yelling "clarabine, from dunland" 11. your friend gets annoyed because you'll start talking like Aragorn 12. you rufuse to read any other book except Tolkien and JK Rowling 13. your mad cuz our mom say you can't read return of the king for school becuz its part of trilogy 14. you get confused for a moment when people talk about humans and not hobbits. 15. in almost every dream you have there must be something LOTR related in it 16. ever conversation you have always leads to LOTR 17. you and your friend stay up all night listening to the LOTR soundtrack and reading each other chapters from TTT 18. you spend 3-4 hours on the phone with your friend reading each other your favorite chapters 19. your grandma gets mod that you spent so long on the phone your not allowed to call anybody at her house anymore
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