01-13-2002, 08:23 PM | #81 |
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Ack! He didn't say "Fool of a Rogue!"
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01-13-2002, 08:36 PM | #82 | |
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I'm kidding. I swear. *looks all innocent and cute* |
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01-13-2002, 08:47 PM | #83 | |
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AND PUT THAT SPOON DOWN. They've finished the bath already! |
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01-13-2002, 08:54 PM | #84 |
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Irritated by his being dragged to the cold, filthy city of London away from the comparatively cleaner environs of Shelob's Lair, bropous skips the group and makes his way to Amsterdam....
[remainder of scene omitted for content]
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01-13-2002, 08:55 PM | #85 |
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*screeches heniously in a Gollum sort of way*
I wasn't exiled for that. I was exiled for shooting someone in the neck with an arrow and killing them. Maybe I should put that in there so people know. |
01-13-2002, 09:02 PM | #86 |
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Is that some kind of warning of what might happen to people who annoy you? Uh-oh!
Personally I blame the parents, although being half-elven and half-hobbit, I'm not suprised they never saw eye to eye *groan* So go on then, what's the story? Or should I not want to ask? I reckon you shot the person in the neck and kiled them BECAUSE they caught you sneaking a glimpse at Frodo... :P |
01-13-2002, 09:21 PM | #87 |
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Half-Elf and half-hobbit? Ain't that at least half-unnatural?
"Not half...."
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01-14-2002, 12:25 AM | #88 |
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I never said Hugo was gay! There were three girls in those bathtubs, remember . . . wait, I was one of them *shudders* Thank goodness Wayfarer intervened!
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01-14-2002, 12:48 AM | #89 |
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It was 3 GIRLS in the tubs?
Excuse me Mr Weaving, I need to make a cup of tea, but don't have anything to stir it with. Could I borrow that spoon please? MOST generous.... |
01-14-2002, 01:03 AM | #90 |
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WHOA there. P'raps I should go edit that scene out . . .
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01-14-2002, 01:05 AM | #91 |
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All of a sudden I feel the urge to write my own bit of the story
Oh hang on, I've already been told off for using naughty words. Drat. Girls, you are safe. For now........ :P |
01-14-2002, 01:12 AM | #92 |
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*nervously fingers belt knife* Ha! Frodo will run you through with his magnificent Stringthing if you ever DARE . . .
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01-14-2002, 01:18 AM | #93 | |
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Well, apart from someone who's name I didn't catch, something like PhlowduFiend or something like that, not a clue who he's talking about. And I hope when you girls bathe you end up cleaner than Gandalf. Whenever I saw close ups of his hands in the film I kept thinking he really should wash them more often. |
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01-14-2002, 01:23 AM | #94 |
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*sniff* You're breaking my heart! *whimpers*
Yeah, did you notice Frodo's fingernails when he holds the Ring? All chewed and dirty. That's why they should've kept the bath scene! It's a nice detail though, very realistic.
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01-14-2002, 01:25 AM | #95 |
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Uhhhh, Gerbil...
It's, like, FIVE THIRTY A.M., GMT. Do you ever sleep, or do you have "L.E.S." (Lidless Eye Syndrome) ?
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01-14-2002, 01:41 AM | #96 | |
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Re: Uhhhh, Gerbil...
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But right now I've got an urgent deadline for today (Monday) so I'm working round the clock. Another one of those 'we brought the deadline forward a week and thought we'd only mention it the day before it's now due'. Asses. No sleep for Gerbil tonight it looks like, I've got to be ready to go and install my software at 8am. For those interested (IE none of you) I'm currently doing a couple of interactives for the Royal Observatory at Greenwich, London. C'est tres dull. *yawns* That's why I was thinking of the girls in the bath, it perked me up a bit and I'm knackered! And FrodoFriend, don't be too downhearted. I overheard Gimli saying he thought you were a bit of alright |
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01-14-2002, 01:47 AM | #97 |
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A bit of rrrrred meat off the bone, is what I am, eh? Well, I'll show him, I'll show them all . . . heh heh heh. *strokes knife hilt lovingly*
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01-14-2002, 07:30 AM | #98 |
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Ohh...so Gerbil and I both had it wrong! See at the beginning when Hugo was watching through the spoon you mentioned he saw Frodo...that's what threw us off. Sorry
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As for that Eye to Eye comment, don't make fun of them like that. It is not taken kindly. And no more smartass remarks for once, okay? If you're going to reply, be serious. Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 01-14-2002 at 07:48 AM. |
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01-14-2002, 04:03 PM | #100 |
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Being that i am Strider
i hope i killed a dam huge bunch of Orcies in the Subway this storey is great, laughs all the way keep it up girls, oh.. and let me get my big, powerfull sword out a lot more! heheh Oh, and nice touch that, letting me Marry Steve Tylers Daughter Nice one! from a very happy aldesign |