06-12-2002, 09:19 PM | #81 |
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Well,seeing thats refering to smallpox,it might not b far off.
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06-12-2002, 09:25 PM | #82 |
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Gollum as he falls into the Crack of Doom: "DOH!" (Homer Simpsonish)
Frodo to Gollum: "Eat my Shorts!"
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06-14-2002, 11:11 AM | #83 |
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Aragornmakes Tarzan call) I am the king of the jungle.
Gandalf to wolves: Geezes you guess siriously need to brush you;r teeth. Or at least eat a breath meant. Gandalf: (draws lightning bolt on forehead) Look everyone I am Harry Potter!
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06-14-2002, 11:33 AM | #84 |
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lol! Very funny.
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06-14-2002, 01:06 PM | #85 |
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Aragorn to Arwen: We have to talk....You see...I've met someone else, a cute little Tavern maid. What can I say?...a guy has his needs and you weren't putting out We've got 3 kids and I was going to tell you sooner but I didn't want to hurt you and I didn't want your dad to hurt ME so I'm going to go now. i'm so sorry, I'm sure you'll find someone else. We can still be friends.
Arwen: Thats ok...I only dated you to piss off Daddy anyways, Like really...no guys worth killing yourself over....Sure we can be friends....Sooooo friend, whats your little WH**** name anyways?...............
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06-14-2002, 01:16 PM | #86 |
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Aragorn: (at Amon Hen) You know guys, this whole quest business is getting old. I mean, Boromir's gone, Frodo and Sam are off to Mordor, and who knows where Merry and Pippin are, so really, I don't see any point in following them. Why don't we just find a nice tavern and relax?
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06-14-2002, 01:58 PM | #87 |
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lol
Hobbits at Barrow downs TB: Ok, I will go find you'r ponies. But If you do decide to be free and run around naked, do not start laughing. You'll scare people. gandalf to Arwen So still going with Aragorn? I say you ditch him and join me in Valar. I mean common he is only going to live for so long. (this would probably be considered very mean for Gandalf to say)
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06-14-2002, 02:10 PM | #88 |
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True, but the expression on Arwen's face would be worth it!
Smaug: No really Mr Barrel Rider. Take all the treasure. I have used this time alone to improve my soul, and I no longer care about earthly goods. Grishnakh: Come on, my friends. Let us sort out this disagreement without bloodshed. Eowyn: If you must take the Paths of the Dead, then take me with you. Aragorn: You just don't take the hint, do you? I'm trying to get away from you. (This would have been unbelievably harsh!)
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
06-14-2002, 02:13 PM | #89 |
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ooh, poor Eowyn!
Eowyn: Please let me take the Paths of the Dead with you, because I really like you and I want to follow you around, and see, if I marry you then I could get away from my dear, but senile, uncle...did I just say all that outloud?
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06-14-2002, 02:39 PM | #90 |
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Tom Bombadil: "Yes"
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06-14-2002, 04:05 PM | #91 |
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Frodo "I will take the ring-I've been to Mordor before!"
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'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn Last edited by Jador : 06-14-2002 at 04:08 PM. |
06-14-2002, 04:49 PM | #92 |
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Aragorn fighting Lurtz: Come on sweetie..you know you want it, gimme some sugar . You my B****!
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06-14-2002, 06:50 PM | #93 |
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Gimli "that makes my count one"
Legolas "My count is now two,I just can't be bothered" Gimli "No,neither can I,Orc's arn't that bad anyway." Elvenking "Ahh dwarves,welcome to Mirkwood." Thorin "Alright Bard ,you can have some treasure" Gandalf "I can't fly,you fools!"
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06-14-2002, 06:51 PM | #94 |
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I've said this before, there is a thread at the top that explains this but Lurtz doesn't exist when talking about Tolkiens writing HeatherWoolToes.
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06-14-2002, 07:02 PM | #95 |
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oops, my bad....
I'm new, please forgive , I forgot which forum I was in.. Whimper........
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06-14-2002, 07:15 PM | #96 |
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"Never meddle in the affair's of Gollums,for they ae evil,skinny and quick to bite."
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06-14-2002, 08:51 PM | #97 |
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Frodo: Tell me about it!
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06-14-2002, 10:40 PM | #98 |
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Tom B: YES! The ring is MINE! Mwahahahah!
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06-15-2002, 02:40 PM | #99 |
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lol
Tom B:guess what everybody? Common, guess. AAAARRRR Why do I even bother? frodo: I hate you Sam. Sam: Frodo get you'r skinny a%$ up and help me tie up Boromir. While he is asleep this time. Aragorn: I do not use swords anymore. Now I use bows. So Frodo want Anduril?
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06-15-2002, 10:44 PM | #100 |
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Frodo: Oooohhhhh! Can I keep Sting too?
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