05-01-2002, 04:54 PM | #81 |
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<Cleans mind out with strawberry scented soap.>
*Innocent look.* *Chucks collar into river.*
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05-01-2002, 04:56 PM | #82 |
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I don't even want to know
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05-01-2002, 05:01 PM | #83 |
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*Corpse of dead orc is necromantically raised by contact with the master collar*
Whuuuuugh.... SNiff-- I smell.. I smelll.... BRAINS! *snif* *sniff* Strawberry Brains! Sluuurp!
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05-01-2002, 05:26 PM | #85 |
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OOOOH! SHeeeeep.
*evil grin*
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05-01-2002, 05:29 PM | #87 |
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That's correct. There was no record of sheep at Rivendell, come to think of it. Not goats, not chickens, nor cows.
They did have a stable however. And where did they get their leafy greens?
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05-01-2002, 06:32 PM | #88 |
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I think There had to be some type of meat source. Or are all the elves vegetariens like Beren. Beren was helped by the animals so he became a vegetarien I wonder If it is the same way with the elves.
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05-01-2002, 06:36 PM | #89 |
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No... I think I remember roasts and such at elven feasts.
Though it Might have been the woodelves only...
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05-01-2002, 06:59 PM | #90 |
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Those wood elves would eat their own mothers. You've got to wonder what's in that lembas though.
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05-01-2002, 07:39 PM | #91 |
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I don't want to know. But for all we know it could have been there decest horses or someone had the anger to kill there friend who got with there crush and killed him and hid the bidy parts in the lembas.
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05-01-2002, 10:34 PM | #92 |
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Errr. I' think Lembas is made from wheat or some other eincorn brought by the Noldor out of valinor. Actually...
*shrugs*
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05-02-2002, 04:14 PM | #93 |
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I heard somewhere that it was made of dwarves, hence the enmity between the two races. And it explains some of Gimli's mutterings.
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05-02-2002, 04:50 PM | #94 |
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Or it could have been alchole with weat and to much sugar.
You know how allmost all of tolkiens characters find pleasure in drinking and smoking. I wonder if when they skip to themorning if the Hobbits get drunk with the elves and humans and dwarves then some unknown character has a heart attack from inhaling to much drugs. The horror. |
05-03-2002, 11:13 AM | #95 |
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Hmmph. No more hobbits doing shrooms jokes!
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05-03-2002, 05:10 PM | #96 |
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Huh ware did that come up?
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05-04-2002, 06:17 PM | #99 |
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Well figures with all that so called sugar packed in it and if it was all you had left to eat who would't get tired of it. I know I would.
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05-04-2002, 07:29 PM | #100 |
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I thought non-elves liked Lembas, too, even for extended periods of time.
I LIKE wafers. They are yummy. I've often considering finding the supplier for our local church so I could buy them in bulk.
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