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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2003
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quotes from the same teacher.... mr grace
teacher: ZOLTAN! student: what would you do if a meteor was about to crash into earth and kill everybody teacher: id assume the position and kiss my ass goodbye teacher: good afternoon class students: OH BUGGER OFF! (he insists we say that) teacher's sign: NO SNIVELING!
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of the House of Fëanor
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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This isnt one of my favorites, but its the only one that stuck:
"The world doesn't need people like you." My former "guidance" councelor, when i argued about her calling the nation of Iran an "Arab state" with "No important contributions to mankind or history"
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Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002
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This thread is awesome! Nice bump Lotesse.
![]() My fire science prof, to me: Your midterm mark, although not brilliant, was above average, so you do not have any problems on course comprehension to date. I just love the "although not brilliant" part. ![]()
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of the House of Bëor
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Wow, these are great
![]() "Without physics, man is nothing but a torso." - my physics teacher; he kept repeating that sentence. He had so many characteristic little phrases, impossible to translate... And during an experiment, or after solving a problem, he said things like "Isn't that wonderful?" or "This is even better than sex." ![]() ![]() Also, my arts teacher was so wonderfully random... ![]() And now something from uni... "A lexical entry is NOT an innocent little thing." -- my linguistics prof. Quote:
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies.
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We had some good ones in Latin today.
"If we had written the book it would be a lot more entertaining... and banned!" -Professor F. "Yes... it translates literally to 'little mouth' which I guess is what you're doing when you kiss, this type of kiss anyway, the Romans had alot of words for kissing, this one is just the most... restrained I guess." "What are the other words?" "Why do you want to know? I'm not telling you now, you'll learn the other words for kissing and more when you get to second year Latin!" -Professor F., Classmate, Professor F. And finally: "What a story! How are they going to out-do that one? Oh wait... they do out-do themselves, look! They go from crossdressing to vivisection of large animals!" -Professor F. once more. And that was all within one hour... ![]()
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
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he sounds like great fun, Maggie!
I had a wonderful math teacher who was Polish and loved to tell Polish jokes.
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The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas).
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ha! i just cracked myself up, reading this thread. What good memories.
I had a Western Civ. prof who always used to say, "your freedom to swing your fist ends where my nose begins." Which I suppose is really quite true.
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Word Santa Claus
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Chicago, IL
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Ah, if only I'd seen this thread 3 years ago when we were compiling the list of "Truaxioms" from my history teacher, Mr. Truax. Alas, I no longer have it.
However, my philosophy professor was to blame today for accusing anthropologists of living in a "subphilosophical netherworld of stupidity."
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Canadian Guy.
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The true North Strong and Free
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"I love to torment my wife and kids. My daughters really easy to tormetnt, all I have to do is dance in front of her friends" (he then started to dance)
-my econ prof "All I could think about was 'ooh Canada, penguins'" -my poli-sci prof on moving to Canada from South Africa
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Enting
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IM lost
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2005
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my teacher always says "here's the thing". and then, there was one time when we were being really, um, awful, and not paying all that much attention
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Andúril the White
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Me: *making noise in science class*
Teacher: OI!!! You will leave my class, go to the field and talk to the birds. Me: *leave class* Me & buddy: *talking in science class (two years later)* Teacher: You know, you don't have to be here. I mean you obviously don't care about what I have to say, so why not just leave? I'm not stopping you. Me & buddy: *leave class* Oh, and back in 1990: Me: *goes to Principal's office* Principal: You know, sex is a precious thing that God has given to us... I don't remember the rest but it was funny.
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Oct 2005
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And today's gem from the latin professor:
"Visne, 'do you want'. As in: 'Do you want a ham sandwich?' or 'Do you want someone to do someone - sorry! Something!"
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"Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!" |
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
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"OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! IT'S A DISASTER!!"--Mr Ussery, when satisfied that it was the correct time for our class to begin the "disaster drill," because they didn't set of the fire alarm for some reason.
"Please listen at my face."--Mr. Ussery, Geography teacher. "Now that you are finished guessing, please exchange papers and degrade yourselves."--Mr. Ussery, announcing "time's up" on a test. "You may spend the rest of the period exaggerating your popularity with people who you think are your friends."--Mr. Ussery "...this lovely essay. I wrote it...*pause, someone laughs*...heh! Thanks!"--Mr. Ussery "Finnish (not Swedish!) group project."--Written on board, by Mr. Ussery "...but, and it's a really big but. Thanks! Sorry, I had to crack a joke."--Mr. Ussery More from Mr. Ussery's class... Random Student (loudly): Oh my God! Teacher from next door (who visits a lot): Apology accepted. ![]() Another time, this Monday I think, the bell was about or just had rung, and he was having trouble getting the students' attention. So, he sang the word "Listen" in a perfect soprano, then said "Thanks, I wrote that!" "Hey, comrade!"--Mr. Foster, 8th Grade U.S. History, after several days of commenting on my reading Nineteen Eighty-four "Yep! We'll be sending you to OCS. That quantum physics, man, it's not good for you."--Mr. Williams, Digital Art, after I willingly confessed to being the one who looked up the quantum mechanics on the computer, after he had been talking to me and a few other kids about how other kids had destroyed all of his magazines that he had collected and brought in, as well as those that were "looking up stuff they weren't supposed to on the school computers."
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
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Mr. Stedman, 8th Grade Sci. Teacher:
"Look at all this! It's garbage. GARBAGE!" (is referring to the big papers that have California state standards, which teachers don't normally complain about out loud, as much as they seem to hate them. It was a particularly bad day.) "It's because of clowns like you that we have to have all of this GARBAGE! I liked my walls just FINE WITHOUT IT!" *rips one of them off the wall*
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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you're not allowed to look up quantum physics on a school PC? thats kind of way out there...
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Elf Lord
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9th grade media studies teacher on (somebody else's!
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Spaceman Spiff
Join Date: Nov 2005
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