11-08-2008, 02:12 AM | #81 |
Hobbit
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*Aims the sloshed monster away from hisself, incase the unsober monster feels suddenly compelled to purge his stomach.*
Eh, hello Willow Oran... Brings me to Entmoot? Eh... I was a bit drunk at the time. Not too sure. |
11-08-2008, 02:20 AM | #82 |
Deus Ex Machina
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Do you habitually join literary forums when drunk? You don't seem the type?
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11-08-2008, 02:26 AM | #83 |
Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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I's got me a shot and some tv.
HA! Full Metal Aragorn! I GET IT! Wanna shot? |
11-08-2008, 02:44 AM | #84 |
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Eh, people do odd things when sloshed. That and become forgetful.
I'll take that shot and raise you double! |
11-08-2008, 02:51 AM | #85 |
Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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Oh h3ll no! I drink you under the table, B*TCH
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11-08-2008, 02:52 AM | #86 |
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Piss the **** off! I'll eat you. I have liver of fookin' steel. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
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11-08-2008, 02:56 AM | #87 |
Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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It's on now!
*downs a shot* |
11-08-2008, 03:01 AM | #88 |
Hobbit
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*downs two and a chaser*
Yehaw. |
11-08-2008, 03:04 AM | #89 |
Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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*finishes off half a fifth*
What else I got? *finds a box of wine* |
11-08-2008, 03:07 AM | #90 |
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Augh...not the wino's friend! Be gone ye fiend and take that crap boxed wine with ye. Tis naught but food coloring and alcohal.
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11-08-2008, 03:09 AM | #91 |
Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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But it's rigid box form makes it easy to carry, and oh so stylish!
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11-08-2008, 03:11 AM | #92 |
Hobbit
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Still tastes like rhino piss....
Ah, glad my first night here isn't a dull one. Ech... Really. You like that swill? |
11-08-2008, 03:15 AM | #93 |
Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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No I don't like it. I'm just being silly.
Anyways-- *brings out the vodka* let's party. |
11-08-2008, 03:18 AM | #94 |
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You....are a very strange person.
I like it. I feel like doing battle with this one asscrumpet that lives near by. I want hismotorcycle and he is waaaaay too much of a poofter to ever be able to handle such a work of art. Maybe I can beat on him witha hammer... |
11-08-2008, 03:21 AM | #95 |
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I thank ye kindly FMA.
I have a question. Why do all lousy shows have like one actor that you simply HAVE to watch? |
11-08-2008, 03:24 AM | #96 |
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Not a clue. Well, I'm off. See you next episode. Until then, don't kick a girraffe in the shins!
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11-08-2008, 03:27 AM | #97 |
Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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"Don't kick a giraffe in the shins"? What the smeg?
Well I'm off too. Night. |
11-08-2008, 03:38 AM | #98 |
Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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We won! We won! (she says in a hoarse voice from yelling and screaming)
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11-08-2008, 03:44 AM | #99 |
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I'm away for 11 hours- and we get 3 pages? *kindly asks Mari to borrow her mace, then whacks the time difference out of the moot for a moment* Gee, that actually makes me want to whack something...
FMA and katt had an... interesting discussion... Hmmmm.... maybe I should make myself a quiet corner, as I do where ever I am. *does so* Ahh... Silence + Tranquility + Depression = heaven. "Everything is so perfectly depressive that I have no choice but to smile happily.", said Garfield once.
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11-08-2008, 04:35 AM | #100 |
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*The Motivational and the Psychologist Monsters saunters over to Nelly to boost the poor Mooter's confidence and rid Nelly of the depression.*
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