05-27-2002, 07:45 PM | #81 |
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Was that a hint, my precioussss?
*Shoves Wulažg overboard*
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05-27-2002, 07:47 PM | #82 |
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Throws a line (there are no ropes on this ship; only lines) to Wulazg, and gets the nicer members of the crew to help pull him back on board.
Now, BoP, what did I say about not murdering crew members?
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05-27-2002, 07:51 PM | #83 |
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Party Pooper. *Shoves EG into the water*
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05-27-2002, 07:53 PM | #84 |
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Mutineer! Mutineer!
String 'er up the yardarm! She shall--aw, okay, okay. BoP, kindly refrain from pushing the captain overboard from now on. Now scrub the deck! ye scoudrel!
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05-28-2002, 02:57 AM | #85 |
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Anduril, the Oracle Pope Thumper, sits below deck, in the room (the room is locked).
He senses what now is happening above, and he smiles. He he he. Hehehehehehehe Nya ha haaaaa! <ahem> *Continues scribbling crosses on ceiling* *Wipes charcoal off face* *Mutters under breath* |
05-28-2002, 03:07 AM | #86 |
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*hauls Captain Eruviel back onboard, and gives her some miruvor - for medicinal purposes only of course!*
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05-28-2002, 03:10 AM | #87 |
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Ooh, look who's boot licking...
*Shoves Garina overboard*
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05-28-2002, 03:12 AM | #88 |
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Why thank you, Garina
*pulls Garina back on board and pushes BoP overboard*
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05-28-2002, 03:17 AM | #89 | |
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05-28-2002, 03:23 AM | #91 |
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Yep, there's that too!
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05-28-2002, 03:26 AM | #92 |
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whew, I thought for a minute you just wanted my chocolate and my wine!
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05-28-2002, 03:31 AM | #93 |
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Naah! I have my cheesecake!
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05-28-2002, 03:34 AM | #94 |
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*sigh*
And we sail onward, and look, what is that over there to the East? It looks big and...orange...and it's coming our way. . .
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05-28-2002, 03:38 AM | #95 |
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The Giant Orange? It's the Giant Orange, innit?
Issin teet? |
05-28-2002, 03:45 AM | #96 |
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Ai! Ai! A giant orange has come!
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05-28-2002, 03:46 AM | #97 |
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Drat, I was hoping for a giant chocolate bar....
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05-28-2002, 03:56 AM | #98 |
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The outer shell is.....dare I say it......erg...candy *spits* yugh
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05-28-2002, 03:57 AM | #99 |
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Ah, no fear. It's my giant pet orange that I thought I left in the room, the room that isn't locked.
Bad Mr. Smith! Get your orange butt back on the ship! Anduril! Quit eating my pet orange!
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05-28-2002, 03:58 AM | #100 |
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How about tying up that orange so it doesn't attack us again, BoP? Not in the room (the room which is locked (the room is locked)), but. . .try next to the anchor. . .
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