11-15-2005, 12:54 PM | #81 |
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Acalewia: Wait a minute, Rohhirous *Penguin and Rohhirous look at each other. Acalewia returns with roll of tickets*
Tickets! Tickets to see the Rohhirous vs. the Penguin! Get your tickets while they last!
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11-15-2005, 11:54 PM | #82 |
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How much for a ticket? I'll take one...after I take on the penguin
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11-16-2005, 02:31 PM | #83 |
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ummm..... 10 bucks. You and Rohhirous fighting the Penguin?
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11-16-2005, 03:23 PM | #84 | ||
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penguin: now hold on a minute, surely theres a diplomatic solution...
rohirrous: nope no way to get out of it now, we've sold tickets and everything. penguin: oh *looks crestfallen(which is pretty amazing considering he's a penguin)* rohirrous: i may have a solution *whispers to penguin* penguin: death!!! *pulls out machete and frying pan, crazygonuts at rohirrous* Rohirrous: *slices frying pan in half, sends lightsaber through penguin missing all vital, making it appear that he is slain, even though an hour in bacta will cure him*
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11-17-2005, 02:29 PM | #85 |
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Spectators: Whoa!
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11-17-2005, 04:26 PM | #86 |
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Spectators: Whoo! Violence!
Katt: All right everyone! Let's retire to the Sport's Bar just down the hall and you can all buy Rohirrim a drink! Spectators: YAY! *There is a stampeed to the bar. Katt stays behind to nurse the penguin back to health.* Katt: Aw, who am I kidding? *Katt kicks the penguin out of the window where it promptly explodes.* |
11-17-2005, 10:56 PM | #87 | ||
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rohirrous:hey what happened to the blaster the penguin's had?
*collective, Uh OH*
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11-17-2005, 11:59 PM | #88 |
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Darth Sane: *appears with blaster holes* THey...*gasps* took the ever full liquor cabinet! I tried to stop em, but there were to many! TO ARMS!
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11-19-2005, 01:18 PM | #89 | ||
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rohirrous: too many,? they only had one blaster, and your supposed to be a shadowtrooper, hey what did you do with the real darth sane?
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11-20-2005, 10:05 PM | #90 |
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they took the liquir cabenet!!!!!
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11-21-2005, 03:53 PM | #91 |
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Sane: *puts on armor and girds on light saber* You dunce, they EXPLODE! There was legions of them, how Katt managed to stuff so many in her front yard is a mystery, but never mind! To the aid of the liqour cabinet, and if any of you have exploding penguin-proof armor, i suggest you put it on.
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11-21-2005, 04:04 PM | #92 | ||
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rohirrous: there is the real sane. are you out of your freakin mind? you called me a dunce?
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11-21-2005, 04:16 PM | #93 |
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Darth Sane: You were being silly, and underestimated Human Pi's creation. I have done battle with them on numerous occasions. I am a penguin war veteran. I am very much in my mind, and I suggest you don your armor, even though we were having a peaceful *snerk* party.
*sees that the HoH army is properly armed and armored for the impending penguin sortie* Darth Sane: Weapons at the ready! Give no quarter!
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11-21-2005, 05:03 PM | #94 |
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*And so the battle raged in the front yard. Lady M looked on from the roof in near disbelief at how stupid people can be.*
Katt: Yep, that sure is stupid. Lady M: Hi Katt. I thought you were down there fighting. Katt: I am. At least, one of my alter-egos is. Someone has to come to the aid of her fellow Sith lords. Lady M: Which one are you? Katt: The one with two blasters, see, behind that bush. Lady M: I thought you had a light saber. Katt: Well, I'm not exactly a sith lord. I am just employed by the dark side. Lady M: Ah. Well, this is your house. When are you planning on stopping this? Katt: When they get tired. They look like their having so much fun. *grabs her side* Ooh... Lady M: What? Katt: Piece of shrapnal. Boy that stings. Maybe we should end this after all. *Down on the battlefield Katt the Alter Ego stood up and yelled:* Katt: EVERYONE BACK INSIDE! *Once Katt On The Roof was sure all the "good guys" were inside she took aim with a grenade launcher. The grenade soared in a high arc and landed right inside the liquor cabinet.* BOOM Lady M: Does this always have to happen? Katt: I'm afraid so, m'lady. *They walked downstairs where cries were floating up of "NO!" "NOT THE BOOZE!" "I CAN'T BE SOBER!!!"* Katt: Ahem, don't be silly. You think I only have ONE liquor cabinet? |
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rohirrous: what it can't be over, i just called for air support, *clone gunships land* see reinforcements have arrived.
darth sane: even without the clones it was a victory. rohirrous: victory? no... begun now, this penguin/clone war has.
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11-21-2005, 05:56 PM | #96 |
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Darth sane: Dammit! But that was the never-ending-supply-of-booze-cabinet!
*Rohirrous shrugs and rummages about the wreckage, clones milling around with no apperant purpose* Darth Sane: If its a war they want, its blood and war they will get! *slices a wounded and yet unexploded penguin in half*
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* a clone finds the liquor cabinet under a pile of feathers*
rohirrous: sucess! perhaps?, or has it been rigged to explode? better have the bomb squad check it first, *a little R4 unit rolls out run a diagnostic on the cabinet*
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11-22-2005, 02:15 PM | #98 |
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Acally:*rolls eyes* fighting makes me hungry. Any pizza left?
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11-22-2005, 04:43 PM | #99 |
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*cabinet goes BOOOOOOM. It takes the drone and 4 clones with it*
Sane:.....Erk, All the pizza we had was trod underfoot. *picks off peperoni from sole of shoe* I guess we didnt bother with putting them at the table... Oh well, shadowtroopers to me! We are off to the pizza parlor!
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rohirrous: its probably best to keep a low profile, if you don't feel it necesarry don't kill anyone, and don't talk to penguins, talk about an explosive conversation.
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