11-02-2007, 12:54 PM | #81 | |
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"Another ring to gass them all."
Complete with the misspelling of "Gas". Why are the misty mountains called the misty mountains?
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11-02-2007, 03:50 PM | #82 |
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Because, if you look at a passage from one of the first chapters of Fellowship of the Ring, it says:
"We randomly named these mountains the Misty Mountains because we felt like it. Actually, it was because someone said the word misty when they were describing the weather outside at the time and so we just used that." What if Sauron had gotten the One Ring, would the eye have turned blue? |
11-03-2007, 12:46 PM | #83 |
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No, it would have turned Hank.
Do you think they had spaggetios in ME?
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11-13-2007, 04:34 PM | #84 | |
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Only on tuesdays.
Why on Middle-Earth did the people of bree call Aragorn "Strider"?
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11-14-2007, 01:07 PM | #85 |
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He was unable to walk, also they wanted to give a stupid name so they saw my name and copied it
Why didn't Saruman became 'Saruman the pink' or 'Saruman the old man'?
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01-07-2008, 04:42 PM | #86 | |
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Pink diddn't go well with this hair, and he didn't go with "Saruman the old man" becuase he was in denile of his age.
What happened to Ragast the brown after LOTR?
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01-08-2008, 07:53 PM | #87 |
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He turned grey.
Why didn't Men invade the Shire?
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01-08-2008, 08:01 PM | #88 |
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Because they'd much rather talk politics.
Why cant Elves fly?
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01-08-2008, 08:30 PM | #89 |
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Their ancestors didn't want to be too cliché, so they clipped their wings.
Why did Smaug like treasure?
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01-08-2008, 08:34 PM | #90 |
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He didnt, he liked girls, girls liked treasure.
Who invented the Sharpie, Dwarves or Men?
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Neither, elves invented the sharpies to mark trees with.
Why didn't Glorfindel recue Frodo in the movie? (Like he did in the book)
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01-09-2008, 01:15 PM | #92 |
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He was tired of that role.
Why doesnt Mexico play a part in LOTR?
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Quote:
Where did Souron learn how do make the one ring?
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