02-26-2002, 01:26 AM | #81 |
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LOL! You guys are all geniuses.
I especially like the "through the woods and through some more woods and over another river . . . " one, Eowyn!
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02-26-2002, 01:56 AM | #82 |
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The Longbottom Man - by Olorin
(enter spaghetti-western music) ...There is a place on middle-earth where the weed dost grow *cough, cough* and the smoke rings flourish like the ships to the undy*cough, cough*undying isles....The Land...of the Longbottom Leaf Man....*cough, cough, COUGH, GASP,GAAAASP, KEEROAK* <WARNING: The healer-king Elfstone has determined that smoking pipe-weed is hazardous to non-eldar, non-Ainur and others who don't know the way to the true west. Don't try this at home or anywhere else> Now back to our regularly scheduled topic: Mordor, Mordor (If I can unmake it there I can sail anywhere) - starring the Starstruck Ringbearers Miss Rivendell (Featuring the hit song 'Tirith and Ithil' and 'The Palantir-Vision in My Mind') - Starring Arwen Undomiel & Elessar Eldar on Ice The Gollum of the Opera (Featuring 'All I Ask of You Nice Master, Nice Hobbitses') A Mid-summer Pipe's Dream Les Précieux - (Featuring 'On Our Ownses' and 'I Dreamed a Pipe-Dream') Frodo And The Amazing Technicolor One Ring
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02-26-2002, 01:58 AM | #83 |
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Everyone has come up with some really great stuff!!!
Frodo through the Hobbit Door
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02-26-2002, 05:48 AM | #84 |
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'Dead men don't lie', by Tom Bombadil.
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02-26-2002, 02:06 PM | #85 |
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whahahah..please show some mercy...hehehehehe... I'm dying over here!! hihihihihi, hahahahah, oh god!
"The road to El Mordor" "Moria on my mind" "La mordoraise" "The maia behind the ring" by Sauron "Longbottom leaf and it's many uses" I just hope no one else came up with these, I already lost track |
02-26-2002, 10:24 PM | #86 |
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Where the Elanor Grows
I Wanna Hold Your Ring, by the Ringbeatles I Left My Pony at the Gates of Moria Hair! . . . on my Feet Much Ado About A Ring
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02-26-2002, 10:46 PM | #87 |
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Hooo...you got me started on Shakespeare! (Oh...don't...I love Bill! The pony...and the playwright....)
The Two Ringbearers of the Shire The Tragedy of Ringers Ring's Labours Lost The Taming of the Ring (or The Taming of Smeagol, which is an actual chapter in TT!) 6,324,654th Night (a Diary of my Journey to Mordor) by Frodo Baggins A Ringbearer's Tale Frodoicles, Prince of the Shire right...okay..enough of that for now...gotta go make lembas. -tano
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03-12-2002, 05:36 PM | #88 |
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These aren't as good as most of the others, but they're Ok. I'm sorry if I've accidently copied other people's ideas!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle-earth! The Restaraunt at the End of Minas Tirith! Sauron, The Ring and Everything! So Long and Thanks For All The Fissheses! Mosty Evil! - By Doug Adams. Oh, wait, he's dead. Darn. Their Dark Rings! - Elrond Halfelven FRODO BAGGINS and the Dissapearing Bilbo! FRODO BAGGINS and the Black Riders! FRODO BAGGINS and the Quest to Destroy the Ring! FRODO BAGGINS and the Mines of Moria! - J.R.R Rowling. Ok I know I told you not to make fun of Harry Potter, but I guess I'm now eating my words. What I meant was, don't a tabloid paper and say really malicious stuff. The Chronicles of Aragorn - C.S Elessar
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I Left My Boromir On The Fall Of Rauros Ooooh! You've given me inspiration FrodoFriend! This is the improvised version of Mercedes Benz by Janis Joplin (60s rock/blues singer. One of the great 60s dead - Morrison, Hendrix and Joplin) Oh Eru, won't you buy me the One Ruling Ring? Elrond has Vilya, I must out-smart him! Worked hard all my lifetime, to learn Sindarin, So Oh Eru, won't you buy me The One Ruling Ring? I've got to think up the other two verses, then I'll post them too!
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03-12-2002, 07:05 PM | #91 |
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But CBG, you're getting off-topic! The topic of this thread is Alternative Titles, not whether or not statements by the posters are funny.
To remain on-topic: Merry: A Rock Opera It'sss A Wonderful Ring Great Balls of Lembas!
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03-12-2002, 07:16 PM | #92 |
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Once, in speech class, another student gave one of those intoroductory speeches about me, and proclaimed loudly in fromt of the class that my favorite book was 'Lords of the Ring', which he guessed was about boxing
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03-12-2002, 07:44 PM | #93 |
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Ok...
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03-12-2002, 07:52 PM | #94 |
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I thought it was funny...
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03-12-2002, 07:53 PM | #95 |
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In a 'sheesh that guy is dumb' kind of way... ]: )
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03-12-2002, 07:58 PM | #96 |
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It was funny. I was just messin' with ya, because you answered one of my posts with a similarly skeptical "Ok..."
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03-12-2002, 08:03 PM | #97 |
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Ok... ]: )
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03-12-2002, 08:43 PM | #98 |
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horton gives a hoot- by the oliphant
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03-12-2002, 08:48 PM | #99 |
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ocean's 11 or the perfect storm by Ulmo and osse
dead and loving it- the barrow wights my three sons- the last king of united arnor wraped around your finger ( or not) the one ring
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03-12-2002, 10:31 PM | #100 |
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LOL these are good. I wish I could think of some. . .I might someday!
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