02-13-2008, 10:27 PM | #961 |
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*Rips off hector's arms*
*proceeds to beat him to death with them* Which clone's next? (btw, I was protecting you)
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons Last edited by Nautipus : 02-13-2008 at 10:28 PM. |
02-13-2008, 10:33 PM | #962 | ||
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*ninjas around the room without his arms, kicking Nautipus with fancy schmancy footwork* Quote:
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02-13-2008, 10:36 PM | #963 | ||
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
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02-13-2008, 10:46 PM | #964 | ||
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When Hector spits on the ground, it causes a volcano to spring up on the opposite side of the planet. Hector is so sly, Bin Laden checks his turban to make sure Hector isn't in it. Hector is so tough, Bin Laden can't sleep without his Teddy Bear. Hector is so smart, Bin Laden has to kill all his henchman to make sure they aren't Hector in disguise. (ok whoa, I better watch out then) Hector is such a genius, Bin Laden has to kill himself to make sure he isn't Hector in disguise. Quote:
*pokes Nauti in the eyes, Moe Howard style*
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02-13-2008, 10:49 PM | #965 | ||
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*Dropkicks hector corpse, cuz he can*
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
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02-13-2008, 10:58 PM | #966 | |
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*Hector dies nobly, as Nautipus stands wickedly by, laughing his head off cruelly*
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Btw, I heard this great "addition" to the Beatitudes this evening: Blessed are those with low expectations, for they shall not be dissapointed" (E.J. Dionne of the Washington Post, on Hugh Hewitt's show)
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02-13-2008, 11:02 PM | #967 |
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Oh, well. You won the moral battle, hector. But you also died, so i'm not complaining.
Night, dude. Exams tommorrow, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
02-13-2008, 11:15 PM | #968 |
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Another great e-mail.
A Special Kind of Daughter > > > > > > > > > > > >Little Susie comes home from first grade and tells her father that they > >learned about the history of Valentine's Day. > > > > > >"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she > >asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" > > > > > >Susie's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would > >get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" > > > > > >"Osama Bin Laden," she says. > > > > > >Her father asks in shock, "why Osama Bin Laden?" > > > > > >"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl > >could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to > >think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a > >little bit And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to > >Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then, he'd start going all over > >the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't > >hate anyone anymore." > > > > > >Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound > >pride...."Susie, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." > > > > > >"I know," Susie says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the > >Marines could blow the **** out of him." Happy Valentines Day.
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
02-13-2008, 11:25 PM | #969 |
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BwAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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02-14-2008, 12:54 AM | #970 | |
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Well, I've done (with Pip) a heart on 1 of our jackets, a couple of example to show to 4-H (it's their embroidery machine), and our initials on a pillow case.
So... Hector's dead? Does that mean he can't get elected? Quote:
Speaking of which, I watched Achmed the Dead Terrorist. I KILL YOU!
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02-14-2008, 05:09 AM | #971 |
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No, ai keel yuu! Hehe, I watched it a few weeks ago.
Say, what did you all do to Bunicula? He just jumped in my arms and is still shaking! Can't I be sick in bed for one day without you guys messing with my beloved Bunicula?
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02-14-2008, 05:51 AM | #972 |
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The Composing Monster sits down by the piano and begins to play jingles at request.
He begins with this to Mari... "Im so glad, Im so happy that we found you. Id like to thank you and thank you means Merci." Hands Mari a box of chocolates."Merci for being you." |
02-14-2008, 07:27 AM | #973 |
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Goodbye?
Hello. I've been silent, for our home computer would not allow me to access the Moot. I'm writing this in our high school's library, and tomorrow we'll be having the Dances! I'm panicking! ... But seriously, I've learnt quite well. Now, to the point. I guess I won't be visiting the Moot very often, for my time is limited and it is unlikely that our computer will get any better. So, this is goodbye for now. Thanks to all who have been here, posting, debating, joking, and discussing. I've had the time of my life here. Special thanks to Nurvingiel, Val, Mari, Hector, Eärniel, and all the others (won't be posting the hole list, if you don't mind ). And don't worry - I'll stick around enough long to read your replies. You won't get rid of me that easily.
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02-14-2008, 07:33 AM | #974 |
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*sounds the feasting horn*
huzzah! i return, and my long-awaiting coming is nigh! *ahem* anyway, my apologies for the absence, i've been a rather busy lad, what with papers, speeches, and baseball games to announce (and a pretty penny from those games, i'll add ) so what've i missed?!
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02-14-2008, 07:58 AM | #975 | |
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You havnt missed too much, I think. hector died, that's his blood that's stained all over everything, and.....well I'm not sure.
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Seeya, NEL. Have fun at the Dances()! You'll definately be missed.
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02-14-2008, 09:34 AM | #976 |
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NEL, yeah I noticed you weren't around that much. So it's goodbye for now eh? Too bad. But that's better then goodbye for ever, so I guess I'll stick to: "See you later then perhaps!"
Good luck with life and the Dances (I second Nautipus on the smiley here) etc. Say Nautipus, could you perhaps clean up the blood, or get Hector to do it? Bunicula is trying to break his addiction to blood and then you two go and almost literally throw it back in his face. I'm surprised he held on this long! *beams proudly at Bunicula and pets him* GW (or should I say CM?): Thanks for the Merci! Anyone want one? The light green ones are mine though!
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02-14-2008, 09:51 AM | #977 |
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Okay everyone, bring out the feasting foods! This Teacup is almost finished, so let's have a celebration.
I'll play the violin, GW can play his piano, Nautipus can dance an Irish jig, Mari and DB can hold the jump rope that Nauti has to dance around....
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02-14-2008, 10:06 AM | #978 |
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I don't know what an Irish jig is, but does it include a rope...? Anyways, I'll just sit on the couch if you don't mind and watch the fun from there.
Hmm, feasting foods eh...? I still can't swallow, so I'll bring some home-made tomato-vegetable soup.
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02-14-2008, 11:20 AM | #979 |
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*enters and looks around, dispiritedly* There was just no point in repainting this place, was there? We'll have ants, you know (rather than aunts)
I have beautiful little cherry tarts for Valentine's day, but I don't know where to set them down.
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02-14-2008, 11:40 AM | #980 |
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Ugh, Valentines day. The only good thing is the free flowers they give you at the railway station and I can't even go there.
I've set up shop over there in the corner. *points* It's bloodfree and clean again, somehow. If you don't mind sitting on pillows instead of chairs, feel free to join me. Didn't have time to clean the chairs yet.
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