06-17-2002, 11:25 AM | #961 |
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*giggles in fits of madness as he erects a single black smoothe monolith on a flat area near a pit where someone is shreiking about suburban housewifes.*
Now... thats done. *Disapears in a flash of brimstone*
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
06-17-2002, 12:07 PM | #962 |
Elf Lord
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*stares at clone of self*
*growls* I am the only chocolate eating, human morphing, wolf in this life time buddy! Clone: *growls* *stupid mortal wolf I will destroy you, then eat all you'r chocolate stash. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Attacks clone and rolls into pit with Bop.*
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06-17-2002, 02:10 PM | #963 |
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STUPID VIKINGS!
*The Vikings randomly burst in and begin to sing...sing...sing!*
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! *They march across the oceans in thier horn hats and tu-tu*Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! *No one is safe from thier song of horror!* Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! *How will the wolrd survive all this spam?!* Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! Spam! Spam Spam! Spaaaaaaaam!
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06-17-2002, 02:50 PM | #964 |
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*cough* spam *cough*
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06-17-2002, 03:28 PM | #965 |
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spam turns green on mondays...-don't ask...
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06-17-2002, 03:43 PM | #966 | |
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Quote:
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06-17-2002, 04:09 PM | #967 |
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*Monolith emits a weird greenish light, which causes all the spam to assemble itself into a horde of tiny spam crabs, which begin to swarm towards the embattled clone couples*
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *The Monolith emits a low hum of self satisfaction*
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
06-17-2002, 04:18 PM | #968 |
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The duck that sits on my moniter ate the spam. It was purple.
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06-17-2002, 04:25 PM | #969 |
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BoP? Need any help? There appears to be a giant black monolith belching spam crabs near you!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
06-17-2002, 04:31 PM | #970 |
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*runs to rescue BoP from nasty spamming crabs*
Well, if she's a goddess...oh, I'll try to help anyway
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06-17-2002, 04:32 PM | #971 |
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silly munchkins...
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06-17-2002, 04:35 PM | #972 |
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Zap!
Boing Boing Boing Fwap! *Katt suddenly appeared, did two back handsprings and fell flat on her face* Katt~ NLO Vries! AI MM OOOOO ka *Katt Passes out which she is particularly fond of doing and immedatly wakes up* Katt~ I'm not a penguin!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-17-2002, 04:36 PM | #973 |
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*picks up the penguin and places it on a stone altar for the goddess of wisdom*
Now what can I do about those spam crabs, I wonder?
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06-17-2002, 04:36 PM | #974 |
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EG, you sound like Delirium.
The Vikings sit on the Monolith and sings: "Here I come to save the day! That means that Mighty mouse is one his way! Yes sir when there is a wrong to right; Mighty Mouse will join the fight! On the sea or on the land; he gets teh situation well in hand! WU!" Then they start tap dancing on teh pink and purplpe alter ego of Mirahzi who makes a speaky chewy monkey noise. "For she once was true love of mine..." "What?" cry all the sane, or those who think themselves sane, "What? What?" From the back of the room comes a small desparate cry of one terrified beyond all reason: "I'm not a penguin!"
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06-17-2002, 04:38 PM | #975 |
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BRUCE!!!
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06-17-2002, 04:39 PM | #976 |
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MOOSES!!!
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06-17-2002, 05:46 PM | #977 |
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