Teacup Café XXIX

[The last sane person]

I suppose that also strongly depends on the woman in question. Or man for that matter. Good lord they are messy brutes as a whole.

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

I Hope That Something Better Comes Along - The Muppet Movie

Rowlf: Evenin'...you look like you could use a drink.
Kermit: Yeah, I'd like a grasshopper please.
Rowlf: Hey, can we have a grasshopper for the frog?
Kermit: Uh, that's, that's Kermit...Kermit the Frog.
Rowlf: Oh...Rowlf, Rowlf the dog here. Pleased to meet ya.
I'm no Heifetz, but I get by.

(plays piano)

Rowlf: Let me guess. Broken heart, right?
Kermit: Huh, does it show?
Rowlf: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have,
You've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain
A shattered dream for every falling star
Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me
Rowlf: Ah, typical. That's why I live alone.
Kermit: You do, huh?
Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.
Kermit: Nice and simple
Rowlf: Stay away from women; that's my motto
Kermit: But I can't
Rowlf: Neither can I. That's my trouble.

Rowlf: You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Kermit: I see what you mean.
It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler.
Rowlf: If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.
Kermit: She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
Both: I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Rowlf: Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.

Kermit: Uh, Uh, was that a new /leash/ on life?
Rowlf: Oh. Sorry 'bout that. 2, 3, 4

Kermit: I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
Rowlf: The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Kermit: Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
Rowlf: The pitter-patter of soles,
The little feet of tadpoles.

Kermit: Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet!
Rowlf: Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4

Kermit: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Rowlf: Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,
Both: I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Rowlf: Not often you see a guy that green got the blues that bad.
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And agree to see an etchin' that you keep at your lily pad...

[The last sane person]

Hahahah, yeah.... I loved Rowlf; he was my fav on the Street. Props to mah dawg!

But this one hasn't quite gotten me on the leash. Yet. Godwillingnever. Yikes.

[Mari]

Equality. Equality for everyone! *pours drinks* Woohoo!
*tackles Sis and huggles Sane*

Chocolate anyone?
*is being weird*

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

What did your sister make for supper?

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Originally Posted by Mari

Equality. Equality for everyone! *pours drinks* Woohoo!
*tackles Sis and huggles Sane*

Chocolate anyone?
*is being weird*

*peers at the equality Mari poured for him* What's in this thing?

[Tessar]

Equality, much like Vengeance... is a drink best served cold.


... now I'm just blathering and have no idea what I'm talking about .

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

It's the teacup.

Have a lemonsquare.

[Mari]

My sister heated up nasi (fried rice) with lettuce as vegetable. Tomorrow I get soup and fresh bread. Don't know about Wednesday yet, probably the left-over soup and Thursday my grandmother B will cook (grandmother K went to the hospital again today and isn't doing so great, but the doctors suspect it's a viral infection of the lungs). Friday... dunno yet.

[Mari]

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

*peers at the equality Mari poured for him* What's in this thing?

Love, understanding, the will to put others before you while not leaving yourself out of the circle and enough confidence to actually be able to consider others as equal and a few other ingredients.

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

Originally Posted by Mari

Love, understanding, the will to put others before you while not leaving yourself out of the circle and enough confidence to actually be able to consider others as equal and a few other ingredients.

Good Lord.

That combination will cause most of the people in here to go up in a big puff of smoke!

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Mari

Love, understanding, the will to put others before you while not leaving yourself out of the circle and enough confidence to actually be able to consider others as equal and a few other ingredients.

Can you believe this talk? Yesterday she was all about matriarchy.

[Mari]

Huh? What do you mean? *doesn't get why they would do that*

[Mari]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Can you believe this talk? Yesterday she was all about matriarchy.

That's different. ^_^

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

Originally Posted by Mari

Huh? What do you mean? *doesn't get why they would do that*

Traditional way to dispose of demons, vampires, etc. is to sprinkle them with holy water.

[The last sane person]

*laughs hard and snorts equality out of nose*

Hahahahahahaha. Yeah, those ingredients would clear out the population of this board pretty quickly. The first two are deadly enough on their own...

But that said; Bottoms Up! Cheers mates, and now we'll see who's left!

[Mari]

*is wondering if she is really naive or something...*

I like everyone here and I like several people very much. I don't really see why you say that.
Oh well. *shrugs and has another drink*

[The last sane person]

You are.... not naive... Jus sweethearted. And that really clashes with most things here on Das Moot. But I wouldn't have ya change it for the world. Breaths of fresh air are much needed.

[Mari]

Thanks... I guess. This is a really odd conversation... and I started it... *is feeling awkward*

Aaaanyway, did I tell that my room is getting closer to being sorted out yet? And that I told my boss that triple shifts really is too much? *is very proud of that last fact*

[Tessar]

I love tolerance and acceptance! ^_^



... just so long as no one contradicts my dictatorship .

Also so long as we agree we're all equal, except for me, because I'm totally better than everyone else ^_^.