The Venting Thread!! - Page 48

TinuvielChild · 09-23-2002, 03:43 PM

I hate groupies!!!!!

TinuvielChild · 09-23-2002, 03:43 PM

I hate groupies!!!!!

RÃ»dhaglarien · 09-23-2002, 03:48 PM

Biology.Tree.Project.Mergh.

TinuvielChild · 09-23-2002, 03:50 PM

Grrr!!! And I also hate accidentally double-posting because I'm not used to such a slow computer! (I'm on a school computer)

sun-star · 09-23-2002, 03:50 PM

I hate A levels. Two years of work (specifically English essays - two in one week!

) and then qualifications everyone says are meaningless anyway. And demanding teachers. Help.

Elfmaster XK · 09-23-2002, 04:03 PM

Heh! I hear you pain sun-star. I'm in my last year of A leveel. English language, History and Art. Gah! Work i just can't bring self to do. Hates it.

***RÃan*** · 09-23-2002, 04:30 PM

My sister-in-law (whom I love dearly) is bringing her STUPID LITTLE DOG over here in a few minutes for me to dog-sit for the rest of the day. I can't stand that stupid dog! He gets into trash cans, he jumps up on tables and eats food, he pees on the carpet - UGH! ("come here, little doggie, and play in the street...

) And next week, I have to watch the little blighter for 5 LONG DAYS while she's travelling. He made me lose the toenail off my big toe once when he pooped in the middle of the floor at night and I stepped in it on a noctural visit to the loo - ran screaming into the bathroom, ran the water in the bathtub and swished my foot around and hit the bathtub stopper and popped the nail right off!! OUCH!! I wish my wonderful big black mutt (*stops to kiss Buddy, the wonderful mutt*) would just take care of him....

glasses · 09-23-2002, 04:34 PM

i hate staying after school for two hours for the sole purpose of doing himework and getting NOTHING done. now i have to do all of it at home.

i blow my nose at homework...

BeardofPants · 09-23-2002, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RÃ*an
My sister-in-law (whom I love dearly) is bringing her STUPID LITTLE DOG over here in a few minutes for me to dog-sit for the rest of the day.

Lock him in the bathroom, I say.

***RÃan*** · 09-23-2002, 04:44 PM

Darn good idea - I wonder if it would work for the 5-day visit? ("no, kids, don't use THAT bathroom, the toilet's not working...") Stupid little thing would whine all day, though, I'm sure.

BeardofPants · 09-23-2002, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RÃ*an
Darn good idea - I wonder if it would work for the 5-day visit? ("no, kids, don't use THAT bathroom, the toilet's not working...") Stupid little thing would whine all day, though, I'm sure.

That's why you stuff a towel under the door.... and make sure you put plenty of newspaper all over the floor, so it can poop to its hearts content.

Cirdan · 09-23-2002, 04:58 PM

Oops, he ran out when the pizza guy came. :evil grin:

BeardofPants · 09-23-2002, 07:44 PM

Family. Who needs 'em?

Arathorn · 09-23-2002, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Family. Who needs 'em?

The rest of us don't; but perhaps you do.

(j/k)

*Shields his newly bought pants*

Cirdan · 09-23-2002, 10:24 PM

I need family like a fish needs de-boning.

***RÃan*** · 09-24-2002, 12:09 PM

Evil Dog-in-law Update - he did really well yesterday ... hmmm, I think he's just setting me up for next week .... *gets towels and newspapers ready* I'll be sure to send for pizza if he gets too obnoxious! *heh heh*

Elfmaster XK · 09-24-2002, 12:30 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

SOME people are just sooooooo shallow!!! GAH!!!! You make me sick, HEAR ME!!!!

And some people just don't understand me.

Oh, and good news on the dog eh!

BeardofPants · 09-24-2002, 05:24 PM

Reason #3529 why I hate dentists:

Last night the BF cracked his tooth right down the middle after eating some popcorn. This was after 9pm. No dentists are open after this time. I spent ALL friggin' night making sure he didn't sleep on his back, so that he didn't run the risk of swallowing his tooth. And THEN, when he finally gets up this morning to make an appointment - phone's been reconnected ... Yay! - it turns out that they can't see him til 4pm!!!!! Okay, so he's got a CRACKED tooth, and it's throbbing, and wobbly, and everything, and they can't see him??? Geez.

Sween · 09-24-2002, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Reason #3529 why I hate dentists:

Last night the BF cracked his tooth right down the middle after eating some popcorn. This was after 9pm. No dentists are open after this time. I spent ALL friggin' night making sure he didn't sleep on his back, so that he didn't run the risk of swallowing his tooth. And THEN, when he finally gets up this morning to make an appointment - phone's been reconnected ... Yay! - it turns out that they can't see him til 4pm!!!!! Okay, so he's got a CRACKED tooth, and it's throbbing, and wobbly, and everything, and they can't see him??? Geez.

awwwwww ur poor bf. as if you havent been slapping him round very much. i bet your a very volient gf!!!!!

Cirdan · 09-24-2002, 06:06 PM

Couldn't you just retreive the tooth later?

09-23-2002, 03:43 PM	#941
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	I hate groupies!!!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

09-23-2002, 03:43 PM	#942
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	I hate groupies!!!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

09-23-2002, 03:48 PM	#943
RÃ»dhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	Biology.Tree.Project.Mergh. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

09-23-2002, 03:50 PM	#944
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Grrr!!! And I also hate accidentally double-posting because I'm not used to such a slow computer! (I'm on a school computer) __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

09-23-2002, 03:50 PM	#945
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	I hate A levels. Two years of work (specifically English essays - two in one week! ) and then qualifications everyone says are meaningless anyway. And demanding teachers. Help. __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

09-23-2002, 04:03 PM	#946
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Heh! I hear you pain sun-star. I'm in my last year of A leveel. English language, History and Art. Gah! Work i just can't bring self to do. Hates it. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-23-2002, 04:30 PM	#947
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	My sister-in-law (whom I love dearly) is bringing her STUPID LITTLE DOG over here in a few minutes for me to dog-sit for the rest of the day. I can't stand that stupid dog! He gets into trash cans, he jumps up on tables and eats food, he pees on the carpet - UGH! ("come here, little doggie, and play in the street... ) And next week, I have to watch the little blighter for 5 LONG DAYS while she's travelling. He made me lose the toenail off my big toe once when he pooped in the middle of the floor at night and I stepped in it on a noctural visit to the loo - ran screaming into the bathroom, ran the water in the bathtub and swished my foot around and hit the bathtub stopper and popped the nail right off!! OUCH!! I wish my wonderful big black mutt (stops to kiss Buddy, the wonderful mutt) would just take care of him.... __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

09-23-2002, 04:34 PM	#948
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	i hate staying after school for two hours for the sole purpose of doing himework and getting NOTHING done. now i have to do all of it at home. i blow my nose at homework... __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

09-23-2002, 04:44 PM	#950
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Darn good idea - I wonder if it would work for the 5-day visit? ("no, kids, don't use THAT bathroom, the toilet's not working...") Stupid little thing would whine all day, though, I'm sure. __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

09-23-2002, 04:58 PM	#952
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Oops, he ran out when the pizza guy came. :evil grin: __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-23-2002, 07:44 PM	#953
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Family. Who needs 'em? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-23-2002, 10:24 PM	#955
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	I need family like a fish needs de-boning. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-24-2002, 12:09 PM	#956
*RÃan* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Evil Dog-in-law Update - he did really well yesterday ... hmmm, I think he's just setting me up for next week .... gets towels and newspapers ready I'll be sure to send for pizza if he gets too obnoxious! heh heh __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ã‘Ã¡ Ã«?* Ã³Ãº Ã©Ã¤ Ã¯Ã¶Ã¼ Ã–Ã± Ã‰ Ãž Ã° ÃŸ Â® Ã§ Ã¥ â„¢ Ã¦ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lÃ³mÃ«! AurÃ« entuluva!

09-24-2002, 12:30 PM	#957
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGG!!!!!!!! SOME people are just sooooooo shallow!!! GAH!!!! You make me sick, HEAR ME!!!! And some people just don't understand me. Oh, and good news on the dog eh! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-24-2002, 05:24 PM	#958
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Reason #3529 why I hate dentists: Last night the BF cracked his tooth right down the middle after eating some popcorn. This was after 9pm. No dentists are open after this time. I spent ALL friggin' night making sure he didn't sleep on his back, so that he didn't run the risk of swallowing his tooth. And THEN, when he finally gets up this morning to make an appointment - phone's been reconnected ... Yay! - it turns out that they can't see him til 4pm!!!!! Okay, so he's got a CRACKED tooth, and it's throbbing, and wobbly, and everything, and they can't see him??? Geez. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-24-2002, 06:06 PM	#960
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Couldn't you just retreive the tooth later? __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary