The Teacup Cafe II - Page 48

Lotesse · 10-03-2005, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

I do wonder why I see the name Belgium pop up more often than any other European country in this sort of gags and other conversations. Does Belgium has some freaky, off-wordly reputation on the other side of the ocean that I'm not aware of?

Just wondering.

No, I don't think so!! I was wondering if you'd see this comic when I posted it last night!

No, the cat is just trying to show off his "big vocabulary" to the guy, and using the words in the absolute wrong context - hence, the funny!

olorin hamfast · 10-03-2005, 01:31 PM

Just a plain coffe for me! Espresso may be a bit strong for me this morn'. Ive already had a moderate dose. Whats in the cookie jar?

Lotesse · 10-03-2005, 02:31 PM

Here you go, olorin, one black coffee 2 go - oh, THAT cookie jar? Why cookies of course! Every kind of cookie imaginable, whatever your favourite is you will find inside.

I bet Earniel will like this cookie jar...

Grey_Wolf · 10-03-2005, 04:45 PM

JOKE TIME

AT

THE TEACUP CAFÉ!!!

A fellow was going to buy a flag and in order to find out which size of flag he had to buy he had to measure the flag pole.

He asked a couple friends of his to help.
"Ok, guys, just climb up with this rope and we'll do the measuring."
They did so and when they had reached the top another fellow came by and watched the proceedings out of curiousity.

"Hey, guys, don't you think it would be easier if you lowered the pole and then measured it?" he asked

The first fellow then said:
"We're not interested in the length, it's how tall it is that we're measuring."

rohirrim TR · 10-03-2005, 05:37 PM

this is really funny,

i can't believe this is real, but it is,

any way

click here

i actually think legolas was improved, just a little bit

Curubethion · 10-03-2005, 07:58 PM

Oh, yeah...I heard about that a couple months ago. What gave Phil Vischer that "big idea"?

Here's my punk-rock band joke:
Okay, if Curt Schilling pitched to Tom Brady at the Patriots' stadium, would it be a Relient K?

olorin hamfast · 10-03-2005, 09:14 PM

As cookie monster would say;
"MMMMM, Coookies"

Willow Oran · 10-03-2005, 09:39 PM

How does one post a photograph? I've got one that I'd like to post but I have no clue how to do so.

Help.

Lotesse · 10-03-2005, 09:57 PM

Well, Grey Wolf and Curubethion, neither one of your jokes made ANY sense to me. Am I missing something? Plus, I didn't really get the bean thing, rohirrim. Sometimes it takes me a while to "get" jokes.

Want some ice cream cake today? It's what I brought to the Teacup, and you can have it with a cappuccino.

trolls' bane · 10-03-2005, 11:36 PM

Hi there, olorin hamfast!

Willow Oran: I seriously recommend getting a photobucket account (I wish I had listened to Nurv when she said that to me

), but if you don't you go to the "Additional Options" section of the "post new thread" page and upload an attatchment. But, I'm afraid that the max size is smaller than almost everything there is you can upload, probably desingned to benefit avatar-makers. Or, you could do what I did for a while, and that is get a freewebs website and upload them that way, but then they have to go to the website to look at it. If it's already online then you just copy and paste the URL.

olorin hamfast · 10-03-2005, 11:41 PM

Hi Trolls Bane! Iwas just reading your description on how to post photos. How do you get a photobucket?

trolls' bane · 10-03-2005, 11:45 PM

You go to www.photobucket.com.

It's free, at least if you just want it for pictures. You upload your pictures to them, and they give you a URL, and there you go!

olorin hamfast · 10-03-2005, 11:49 PM

That is awesome, dude! I indeed thank you for that. I shall try it toot sweet(bastardized french). Still having a dry spell on mars?

trolls' bane · 10-03-2005, 11:53 PM

As always...all the water is locked into minerals in basic mollecular form, the ice layer is a bit deep, and the snow we get at the poles will definitely give you frostbite.

Got to go! Bye!

Spock · 10-04-2005, 01:25 AM

I'd like a cup of that # 949 coffee, Lotesse and what the h***, the chocolate cake too.
Good morning!

Lotesse · 10-04-2005, 01:30 AM

Morning! Isn't it like 1:30 a.m. where you're at, Spock - that's TECHnically morning, but really the middle of the night!

Do you like the cake, Spock? It's good, huh. I left the espresso machine on, so you guys help yourselves - me, I gotta go 2 bed now. Ciao, all, buona notte...

Spock · 10-04-2005, 01:34 AM

sogni dolci

Grey_Wolf · 10-04-2005, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Well, Grey Wolf and Curubethion, neither one of your jokes made ANY sense to me. Am I missing something? Plus, I didn't really get the bean thing, rohirrim. Sometimes it takes me a while to "get" jokes.

The point in my joke was that he wanted know how tall the flagpole was in order to buy the correct size of flag.
But he was stupid and didn't think of taking the pole down and then measure it, instead he asked his mates to climb the pole, bringing along a rope with which to measure the pole.

olorin hamfast · 10-04-2005, 02:21 AM

I ve got a joke for you GW; Did you hear that they finally found Jimmy Hoffa? Yup! They found him under an inch and a half of Tammy Fayes makeup.

Grey_Wolf · 10-04-2005, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olorin hamfast

I ve got a joke for you GW; Did you hear that they finally found Jimmy Hoffa? Yup! They found him under an inch and a half of Tammy Fayes makeup.

LOL

.

10-03-2005, 02:31 PM	#943
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Here you go, olorin, one black coffee 2 go - oh, THAT cookie jar? Why cookies of course! Every kind of cookie imaginable, whatever your favourite is you will find inside. I bet Earniel will like this cookie jar... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

10-03-2005, 04:45 PM	#944
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	JOKE TIME AT THE TEACUP CAFÉ!!! A fellow was going to buy a flag and in order to find out which size of flag he had to buy he had to measure the flag pole. He asked a couple friends of his to help. "Ok, guys, just climb up with this rope and we'll do the measuring." They did so and when they had reached the top another fellow came by and watched the proceedings out of curiousity. "Hey, guys, don't you think it would be easier if you lowered the pole and then measured it?" he asked The first fellow then said: "We're not interested in the length, it's how tall it is that we're measuring." Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-03-2005 at 04:57 PM.

10-03-2005, 07:58 PM	#946
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Oh, yeah...I heard about that a couple months ago. What gave Phil Vischer that "big idea"? Here's my punk-rock band joke: Okay, if Curt Schilling pitched to Tom Brady at the Patriots' stadium, would it be a Relient K? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-03-2005, 09:39 PM	#948
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	How does one post a photograph? I've got one that I'd like to post but I have no clue how to do so. Help. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

10-03-2005, 09:57 PM	#949
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Well, Grey Wolf and Curubethion, neither one of your jokes made ANY sense to me. Am I missing something? Plus, I didn't really get the bean thing, rohirrim. Sometimes it takes me a while to "get" jokes. Want some ice cream cake today? It's what I brought to the Teacup, and you can have it with a cappuccino. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 10-03-2005 at 10:12 PM.

10-03-2005, 01:31 PM	#942
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Just a plain coffe for me! Espresso may be a bit strong for me this morn'. Ive already had a moderate dose. Whats in the cookie jar?

10-03-2005, 09:14 PM	#947
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	As cookie monster would say; "MMMMM, Coookies"

10-03-2005, 11:36 PM	#950
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hi there, olorin hamfast! Willow Oran: I seriously recommend getting a photobucket account (I wish I had listened to Nurv when she said that to me ), but if you don't you go to the "Additional Options" section of the "post new thread" page and upload an attatchment. But, I'm afraid that the max size is smaller than almost everything there is you can upload, probably desingned to benefit avatar-makers. Or, you could do what I did for a while, and that is get a freewebs website and upload them that way, but then they have to go to the website to look at it. If it's already online then you just copy and paste the URL. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-03-2005, 11:41 PM	#951
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	Hi Trolls Bane! Iwas just reading your description on how to post photos. How do you get a photobucket?

10-03-2005, 11:45 PM	#952
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	You go to www.photobucket.com. It's free, at least if you just want it for pictures. You upload your pictures to them, and they give you a URL, and there you go! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-03-2005, 11:49 PM	#953
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	That is awesome, dude! I indeed thank you for that. I shall try it toot sweet(bastardized french). Still having a dry spell on mars?

10-03-2005, 11:53 PM	#954
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	As always...all the water is locked into minerals in basic mollecular form, the ice layer is a bit deep, and the snow we get at the poles will definitely give you frostbite. Got to go! Bye! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-04-2005, 01:25 AM	#955
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	I'd like a cup of that # 949 coffee, Lotesse and what the h***, the chocolate cake too. Good morning! __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

10-04-2005, 01:30 AM	#956
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Morning! Isn't it like 1:30 a.m. where you're at, Spock - that's TECHnically morning, but really the middle of the night! Do you like the cake, Spock? It's good, huh. I left the espresso machine on, so you guys help yourselves - me, I gotta go 2 bed now. Ciao, all, buona notte... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

10-04-2005, 01:34 AM	#957
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	sogni dolci __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

10-04-2005, 02:21 AM	#959
olorin hamfast Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your box Posts: 44	I ve got a joke for you GW; Did you hear that they finally found Jimmy Hoffa? Yup! They found him under an inch and a half of Tammy Fayes makeup.

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