Tea Cup Cafe part Thirteen or XIII - Page 48

jammi567 · 09-12-2006, 05:55 PM

Yeah, thanks.

durinsbane2244 · 09-12-2006, 06:08 PM

Durin's Bane: preventing suicide since ∞ (for those of you with old computers, that's infinity)

hectorberlioz · 09-12-2006, 06:09 PM

Me and my board* just decided that all Mooters are now vulnerable to the Teacup Tax. Everytime you buy chocolate here, you have to pay a special tax if you sit in a certain position by the windows eating chocolate. And the reason is that bypassers have been extremely offended by the sight of cafe diners staring out the window with chocolate plastered on their face.

*Literally, it's a piece of 2 x 4

...

durinsbane2244 · 09-12-2006, 06:38 PM

hm......luckily, i have yet to partake of any chocolate while present...*whew*

but, in the meantime, far away.....

Proffesor Aarol von Strosenburgerbacon: *rubs hands evilly* yeeesss...soon that tax will be mine...all mine! muah ha ha ha!!!

back in the cafe...

DB: well...must be going...
PAS: quickly! hands in the air! *pulls out 2x3* give me the tax!
DB: this looks like a job for....HECTORMAN!

*theme music*

HM: FEAR MY 2x4!!!

*dramatic faceoff*
*hector wins*

HM: well, Professor, now you see, *puts on foot on PAS's chest* 2x4's conquer all boards. until next time, kiddies, away!!!!
*sails away on 2x4*

*theme music*

hectorberlioz · 09-12-2006, 06:40 PM

Why would I save you from the evil taxman when I'm the one who imposed the law in the first place?

durinsbane2244 · 09-12-2006, 06:44 PM

no, see, he tried to steal YOUR tax, so you came and defended it.....as a non-teacup-chocolate-eater, i have no objection to the tax...

jammi567 · 09-12-2006, 07:13 PM

Wow. The magical Teacup cafe can obviously get bigger or smaller depending on those persons motives.

durinsbane2244 · 09-12-2006, 07:16 PM

...what on earth are you talking about?

Thain Peregrin Took I · 09-12-2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Me and my board* just decided that all Mooters are now vulnerable to the Teacup Tax. Everytime you buy chocolate here, you have to pay a special tax if you sit in a certain position by the windows eating chocolate. And the reason is that bypassers have been extremely offended by the sight of cafe diners staring out the window with chocolate plastered on their face.

Luckily, I won't be subject to that tax, since my chair isn't located by any windows.

*munches chocolate, being careful about not being seen from windows*

jammi567 · 09-12-2006, 07:44 PM

Well, the rooms 2X4, so every time we sit down, we pay tax. Yet at other times, i can fit loads of us.

durinsbane2244 · 09-12-2006, 07:54 PM

nononono! his BOARD! like, a plank. a 2X4...silly jammi.

hectorberlioz · 09-12-2006, 08:40 PM

A 2 x 4 room (speaking in feet of course), would pretty much kill you...

Yes, I meant a plank segment..., it's kinda like my clipboard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Luckily, I won't be subject to that tax, since my chair isn't located by any windows.

*munches chocolate, being careful about not being seen from windows*

*hillbilly regalia* You'd better darned tootin' hope they don't see ya...

EDIT: 49 posts till this has to be closed...It really ranks up there as one of the best teacup threads...

Is it agreed that I'll open the next one?

**Nurvingiel** · 09-12-2006, 09:00 PM

You have a clip-board made out of 2x4?

hectorberlioz · 09-12-2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

You have a clip-board made out of 2x4?

Now thats not what I said, is it?

I said it was kind of like my clipboard...meaning I use to put my thoughts into and then decide...you could call it...boaring

, or boring if you prefer

.

You see, everytime you read something of mine that doesn't make sense, you need to mentally modify so that it fits in with reasoning...thats why I'm such a genius, I can come up with these kinds of puzzles very easily...

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 09-12-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hector

Me and my board* just decided that all Mooters are now vulnerable to the Teacup Tax. Everytime you buy chocolate here, you have to pay a special tax if you sit in a certain position by the windows eating chocolate. And the reason is that bypassers have been extremely offended by the sight of cafe diners staring out the window with chocolate plastered on their face.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pip

Luckily, I won't be subject to that tax, since my chair isn't located by any windows.

*munches chocolate, being careful about not being seen from windows*

In addition to Pippin's above statement, I am not subject to any tax that you or anyone else may make up, as I am a minor.

Started school yesterday. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Geometry. Greek... everything. Biology. Composition. Spanish.

This calls for sugar!

hectorberlioz · 09-12-2006, 09:21 PM

ALL participants of this Cafe are subject and bound by Law to pay the tax...it's "stuck to" the purchase, you can't avoid it. If you buy chocolate but end up sitting somewhere solitary, you have to get a tax refund by filling out a form that will be available behind the counter, send it to:

YETI
HIMALAYAS, TIBET
ABC 123

In about a year or so, you'll get a reminder that you must now renew your form, and send it again. If you never end up getting your refund, you can call me on my cell phone:

123-155-847-948-029-482-091-220-222-352-786-453-123-2941259757391414953930963660000525250-25252-24128492529527592236131...if you can get through, that is...

...I wouldn't despair about sending the forms in though, they usually get to you fairly fast...

Thain Peregrin Took I · 09-12-2006, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

ALL participants of this Cafe are subject and bound by Law to pay the tax...it's "stuck to" the purchase, you can't avoid it. If you buy chocolate but end up sitting somewhere solitary, you have to get a tax refund by filling out a form that will be available behind the counter

Ah, but luckily I always bring my own.

Because if I didn't bring my own, there would be no chocolate left for everyone else.

Grey_Wolf · 09-13-2006, 12:33 AM

I'm choc (daddy choc), call me choc (daddy choc)
I'm choc (daddy choc), call me choc (yeah)
Mars bars, daddy choc, Mars bars, daddy choc
Mars bars, daddy choc, Mars bars

***Jonathan*** · 09-13-2006, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Me and my board* just decided that all Mooters are now vulnerable to the Teacup Tax. Everytime you buy chocolate here, you have to pay a special tax if you sit in a certain position by the windows eating chocolate. And the reason is that bypassers have been extremely offended by the sight of cafe diners staring out the window with chocolate plastered on their face.

Now this is abuse of power. Nurv was never involved in such things when she was president

Which reminds me. Grey Wolf, have you decided how to vote in the parliamentary elections?

Grey_Wolf · 09-13-2006, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Now this is abuse of power. Nurv was never involved in such things when she was president

Which reminds me. Grey Wolf, have you decided how to vote in the parliamentary elections?

Yes indeed I have. I have to support the loosers even tho it may seem like a wasted vote.

09-12-2006, 05:55 PM	#941
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Yeah, thanks. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

09-12-2006, 06:08 PM	#942
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	Durin's Bane: preventing suicide since ∞ (for those of you with old computers, that's infinity) __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-12-2006, 06:09 PM	#943
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Me and my board* just decided that all Mooters are now vulnerable to the Teacup Tax. Everytime you buy chocolate here, you have to pay a special tax if you sit in a certain position by the windows eating chocolate. And the reason is that bypassers have been extremely offended by the sight of cafe diners staring out the window with chocolate plastered on their face. Literally, it's a piece of 2 x 4 ... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!* Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

09-12-2006, 06:38 PM	#944
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	hm......luckily, i have yet to partake of any chocolate while present...whew but, in the meantime, far away..... Proffesor Aarol von Strosenburgerbacon: rubs hands evilly yeeesss...soon that tax will be mine...all mine! muah ha ha ha!!! back in the cafe... DB: well...must be going... PAS: quickly! hands in the air! pulls out 2x3 give me the tax! DB: this looks like a job for....HECTORMAN! theme music HM: FEAR MY 2x4!!! dramatic faceoff hector wins HM: well, Professor, now you see, puts on foot on PAS's chest 2x4's conquer all boards. until next time, kiddies, away!!!! sails away on 2x4 theme music __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-12-2006, 06:40 PM	#945
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Why would I save you from the evil taxman when I'm the one who imposed the law in the first place? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

09-12-2006, 06:44 PM	#946
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	no, see, he tried to steal YOUR tax, so you came and defended it.....as a non-teacup-chocolate-eater, i have no objection to the tax... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-12-2006, 07:13 PM	#947
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Wow. The magical Teacup cafe can obviously get bigger or smaller depending on those persons motives. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

09-12-2006, 07:16 PM	#948
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	...what on earth are you talking about? __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-12-2006, 07:44 PM	#950
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Well, the rooms 2X4, so every time we sit down, we pay tax. Yet at other times, i can fit loads of us. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

09-12-2006, 07:54 PM	#951
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	nononono! his BOARD! like, a plank. a 2X4...silly jammi. __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-12-2006, 09:21 PM	#956
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	ALL participants of this Cafe are subject and bound by Law to pay the tax...it's "stuck to" the purchase, you can't avoid it. If you buy chocolate but end up sitting somewhere solitary, you have to get a tax refund by filling out a form that will be available behind the counter, send it to: YETI HIMALAYAS, TIBET ABC 123 In about a year or so, you'll get a reminder that you must now renew your form, and send it again. If you never end up getting your refund, you can call me on my cell phone: 123-155-847-948-029-482-091-220-222-352-786-453-123-2941259757391414953930963660000525250-25252-24128492529527592236131...if you can get through, that is... ...I wouldn't despair about sending the forms in though, they usually get to you fairly fast... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

09-13-2006, 12:33 AM	#958
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	I'm choc (daddy choc), call me choc (daddy choc) I'm choc (daddy choc), call me choc (yeah) Mars bars, daddy choc, Mars bars, daddy choc Mars bars, daddy choc, Mars bars

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