11-13-2005, 11:00 PM | #941 |
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I want one, to eat that kid Albert with the voice problem who punches me in the shoulder as some sort of stupid game.
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11-13-2005, 11:04 PM | #942 |
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poor thing! dont do that! it would probably get indigestion....
gak, i just had a thought. how big would the hairballs from that cat be?? fudging 90 second rule...i'd have my liger pounce and kill it.
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11-13-2005, 11:35 PM | #944 |
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oh lord...those would be about that big, only wet and nasty an *barf* blah....man, hairballs are nasty to clean up. that thing must also crap like a horse....wow, thats....alota crap. especially froma carnivore. I dont envy the keepers of these things.
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11-13-2005, 11:38 PM | #945 |
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Me neither.
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11-14-2005, 02:18 PM | #946 |
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"Scuse me guys, but I gotta crap like a carnivore."
Rude! What facinates me is the behavioral combinations, if that makes any sense. Most lions are like: "Urg, water bad." While tigers are like: "Hey yall! Watch this!" SPLOOSH "Heh, old Bob jumped in over his head again." And then lion tamers say that the hardest part is keeping the lion awake during a show (like a liger) but a tiger will kill you the first time you turn your back. I am reminded of this video I saw online once. This TWENTY FOOT LONG crocadile had stolen some meat from an EQUALLY LONG tiger. First the tiger just swipes by the crocadile real fast to see how fast the croc was (it was SLOW), then it pounces on the croc's back and starts tearing into it with it's teeth and claws and everything and there wasn't a damn thing the croc could do. This led to the catch-phrase "I don't care HOW big a crocadile you are, don't **** with tigers, man." |
11-14-2005, 05:47 PM | #947 |
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I think they should cahnge it to " Don't **** with a liger". I thought that was something they made up for Napolion Dynamite (And no I haven't seen it).
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Napoleon Dynamite, owns.
katt- i love you avatar and sig
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That's cuz EDDIE RULZ!
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No thanks man. I've got the Health channel and Health class for that, and I don't even need to wait for it to download.
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11-15-2005, 12:54 AM | #951 |
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*snerk* Yeah, I saw a tiger attack a human, that was trippy. whoo, the guy got ripped to pieces. Eddie has taken over yet another Sig!
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11-15-2005, 01:00 AM | #952 |
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Don't say it! I don't want someone to trip out on us! I lost sleep over that whole ordeal. I'm going to continue operations in secret.
You saw that in real life! *yawns* I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long.
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11-15-2005, 01:02 AM | #953 |
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Huh? What? Katt is a weirdo, and she stuck it in her sig because she likes it. (Like me!)Anyways, yeah, this isn't spam. *fires up esspresso machine as a Liger walks up, into the cafe, pushes the elevator button. It waits, gets in and punches the skybar button. it jumps into the pool*
That was odd.
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11-15-2005, 02:21 AM | #955 |
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So I've heard.
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11-15-2005, 03:39 AM | #956 |
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*walks in and blinks when catches sight of the liger, resting next to the pool* WOw. That's what I miss when I don't have any strength to stay up late. And it's a morning again, so I don't have much time either.
Lotesse, I hope you feel better soon! My drink advice is hot lemonade, my mum made it for me when I had cold. It's made the same way as lemonade, only with boiling water, and adding cinnamon and clove.
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11-15-2005, 04:20 PM | #959 |
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Oh, thats my pet. His name is Leroy. Rather pudgy, but he'll get into shape soon enough. Obnavat found him for me. What'll you have then, coffee? Tea? Pasties?
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