06-26-2008, 11:26 PM | #921 |
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*In a teeshirt sitting on the deck enjoying her drink and watching the sun start to fade, while grooving to Botti's Indian Summer*
Life can be very good at times.
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06-26-2008, 11:38 PM | #922 | |
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Think of it this way: at Starbucks, all us awesome short people would be tall, because the smallest cup that you can get any drink in is called a 'tall'.
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06-26-2008, 11:53 PM | #923 |
Elf Lord
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Okay, stop me if you've heard this.
Three dynasties walk into a bar on a casino ship. The first one's named Yoshimi and he says: You are unjust, you don't care about the people, and the bartender kills him. The second one's named Chiyan and he says: I can't believe you did that! and he tries to attack, and the bartender kills him. The third dynasty looks at the bartender and says: Man, your temper is worse than mine is. Thanks, anyway. and the bartender kills him. Well, the entire population of the bar is shocked. I mean, they don't know what to say, and they're afraid to move. But a guy comes out of the back and sees the bodies and says: My GOD!!!!!! What happened here???? and the bartender turns calmly to him and says: I was a minor league ballplayer for 30 years. And I've always hated Sho boats.
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06-27-2008, 12:28 AM | #924 |
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Does no one use google any more? >.<
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06-27-2008, 05:19 AM | #925 |
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Hehe, Sis? I have no idea what you are trying to say
Azrael, why Japanese? *is curious* Oh and GOOD DAY EVERYONE!!! ^_^
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06-27-2008, 07:51 AM | #926 | |
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People seldom do. I used Azareal's story as the basis of a traditional format joke. When I read his description, I just thought... "Three dynasties walked into a bar. " Um, edited to say The expression 'showboat' is often used to describe someone, often in sports, who does things just to show off, and not for the good of the team.
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May Last edited by sisterandcousinandaunt : 06-27-2008 at 07:58 AM. |
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06-27-2008, 08:10 AM | #927 |
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No, thanks.. I'm good on the hugs, Az.
And I love being short. I can take anything you throw at me and laugh. It's not mean; usually it's true. But I just don't like people calling me midget regularly (once or twice... okay, but stop after I say) because there are people who are really midgets and I don't know. It's like calling someone who does something stupid "retard" or something like that. So we're lazy, Tessar. Thanks for telling us. I liked the idea of straight edge. I am eating my apple jacks now.
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06-27-2008, 08:27 AM | #928 |
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Good morning, Midge.
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May |
06-27-2008, 09:11 AM | #929 |
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I am being so productive this morning! Especially nice since I thought I would end up sleeping in even though I didn't really want to.
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06-27-2008, 09:26 AM | #930 |
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*sinks down into a sofa and burst into tears* Please don't make me go back up theeeeere!
It's absolute horror. HORROR I'M TELLING YOU!
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06-27-2008, 11:13 AM | #931 |
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Mari, calm down. We're with you in spirit.
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06-27-2008, 11:22 AM | #932 | ||||
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*Gives Mari a BIG hug*
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06-27-2008, 11:38 AM | #933 |
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I got a hug! Yay!
Hiiiiii Acally! How are you today? I tackled another part of the HORROR that is also called my room. At the moment there are 2 spots of carpet I can see and no bed, but at least my bookcase and DVD/CD case is looking good. And I think I'm able to stuff it all away. It just looks like a disaster right now... *is dreading the continuation of this already week long struggle*
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06-27-2008, 02:34 PM | #934 |
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I'll start my summer holidays next week - and Mari, your project looks very much like what I ought to spend my holidays doing, apart from that I'm not sure I'm able to stuff it all away. ...
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06-27-2008, 02:38 PM | #935 | |
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I'd have you cuddle up with me, but i'm dashing out in a couple of minutes to go see a young friend of mine in a play.
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May |
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06-27-2008, 02:41 PM | #936 |
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I'm flying to Germany tomorrow! My family is moving there and I get to spend the summer with them before I head to college in the fall.
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06-27-2008, 02:44 PM | #937 | |
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Have a great time.
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May |
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06-27-2008, 02:44 PM | #938 |
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Sista you rock!! Thanx for helpen a brother out.
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06-27-2008, 02:45 PM | #939 |
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da nada chica. See you at Mal's place.
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May |
06-27-2008, 02:46 PM | #940 |
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Ohh, your inbox is full by-the-way.
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