05-10-2006, 08:41 PM | #921 |
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Sam: Check out my pedicure! *model walks*
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05-10-2006, 08:52 PM | #922 |
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gandalf: [shifty look] do you have the...package?
frodo: yes...[whispers] the finest longbottom leaf... gandalf: thanks...and not a word to saruman, remember!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
05-10-2006, 08:59 PM | #923 |
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*laughs*
Gandalf: Frodo, does this color make me look fat?
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05-10-2006, 09:02 PM | #924 |
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ooh, nice!
aragorn: and remember, it is peril for anyone but me to pull anduril from its sheath! guard: well...can i have just a little of the peril? aragorn: no, its too perilous! guard: i bet you're gay! aragorn: no i'm not! wait, what's that to do with this? guard: i don't know! it's just the next line! ask the python obsessed fool writing this! aragorn: oi! you up there! what's with this? second time you've made a crack at me! you well know i'm getting married! me:er, [looks at pointy sword] er...that was my sister! yes! her! she's 3! she didn't mean it! ireallylikewhatyou'vedonelatelybye! *runs* and no, i don't have a 3 year old sister...they're all older than me...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... Last edited by durinsbane2244 : 05-10-2006 at 09:06 PM. |
05-10-2006, 09:04 PM | #925 |
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*claps* Yes! Monty Python forever!!!!
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05-10-2006, 09:06 PM | #926 |
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i added a tad...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
05-10-2006, 09:08 PM | #927 |
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I know.
"And they are The steward... and there was much rejoyceing."
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05-10-2006, 09:12 PM | #928 |
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[dull, bored, voice] yay...
helm's deep: aragorn: fetche la' mache! [sp? no idea] legolas: eh? aragorn FETCHE LA' MACHE! [moooooo]
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
05-10-2006, 09:13 PM | #929 |
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Where is that from?
Aragorn at corination: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!...
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05-10-2006, 09:24 PM | #930 |
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the french castle...chucking the cow...
aragorn: stand, men of the west!!!! [hit in the head with a chicken] RUN AWAY!!!
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05-10-2006, 09:37 PM | #931 |
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Legolas: Bless this holy arrow....
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05-10-2006, 10:03 PM | #932 | |
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Sam:Beware the taters!
Frodo:'Taters'? Sam:PO-TA-TOS! __________________ (Frodo visiting Minus Tirith after the War of the Ring) Frodo:Lalala (A shoe drops on frodos head) Frodo:Huh? ???:Exuse me, that's mine. Frodo:Oh, (Frodo hands the shoe to someone dangleing from a flagpole) ???:Thank you. Frodo:Wait a sec, what are you doing up there? ???:I threw off the kings groove... Frodo:What? ???:His groove! The rithem in whitch he lives his life! I threw it off! And the king had me thrown out the window! Frodo: __________________ (Aragorn is going through the woods when he comes to a brige and 2 knights fighting, one is unusaly short) Short knight:YAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! (The short knight wins) Aragorn:Would you join us?... guess not, well i'd better be going. Short knight:None shall pass! Aragorn:But we have to past the river! Short knight:None shall pass! (Aragorn and the short knight go through the whole monty pythonish fight) Short knight:All right, we'll call it a draw then. Aragorn:Who are you? (Aragorn takes off the short knights helm and it's FRODO!!! Lol!)
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05-13-2006, 09:39 PM | #933 |
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[classic python set-up, radagast, saruman, and gandalf in the hair-salon under those things that go on their heads reading magazines]
G: and i told him, i said, look, i said, if you want to be like that, you can just go bugger off than! S: ooooh! you didn't! that's simply dreadful! R: right, i say! show him, eh? G: right then, like i was sayin', i says, never, in all my years, have i had such awful service! S: oh my word! you told 'im alright...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
05-13-2006, 09:42 PM | #934 |
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*laughs*
Sam: Spam! Wonderfull spam! *laughs harder* (Inside joke)
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05-13-2006, 09:44 PM | #935 |
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[viking chorus enters]
SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAMMY SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAMMY SPAM, SPAM [and so on] Sam: we dine well from my cooking pot, we ham and jam and spam a lot! Gollum: spam? what's spam, eh precious?
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
05-13-2006, 09:55 PM | #936 |
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Yeah...
I can just see the Roherim with coconuts!
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05-13-2006, 10:04 PM | #937 |
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hehe...DISMOUNT! [one kicks the other in the teeth]
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
05-13-2006, 10:09 PM | #938 |
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*laughs*
I can see strider averting his eyes... (the rule is evil!)
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05-13-2006, 10:11 PM | #939 |
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Gandalf the White: just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
05-13-2006, 10:19 PM | #940 |
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Gandalf: What is the air-speed velocity of an un-laiden moth!?
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