Why are you weird? - Page 47

BeardofPants · 06-12-2002, 09:51 PM

Saaay... I don't wish to alarm anybody, but are my eyes deceiving me?! Is that a big flying exo-skeleton heading our way?!

Arathorn · 06-12-2002, 10:31 PM

Of what? Exoskeleton of what? (I repeat).

Shrimp? Cicada? Crab? Beetle? Lobster?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-13-2002, 12:30 AM

Whatever it is, it doesn't look friendly. . .

But no matter, I have lots and lots of chocolate, and I am willing to share

Garina · 06-13-2002, 03:26 AM

Ooh! Please can I have some?

*looks at giant exoskeleton*

Now where did I put that red cabbage?
*loads Tano's catapult with pickled red cabbage and fires*

Take that!!!

***Earniel*** · 06-13-2002, 04:24 AM

Plenty of chocolate and every one is willing to share... Aaaah It's paradise...Paradise, I tell ya!

Exo-sceleton? What happened to the inside? *hands Garina contents of trash can to launch at incoming thingie*

Sicirus · 06-14-2002, 11:03 AM

Not to be ignorant and all, but how on Middle Earth did an exo-skeleton get in the air?
I guess it might be related to a balrog.

*Helps with the launching *

Blackheart · 06-14-2002, 12:13 PM

*City of R'lyeh shimmers deep in the ocean and vanishes*

*Somewhere on the dark side of the moon a deep evil chuckle is heard*

Ahhhh. Home again home again.

And such a lovely color here.

Garina · 06-14-2002, 02:16 PM

*Continues to pelt exoskeleton*

This isn't working! I have an idea.

*takes swig of dwaaaaarrrrrrrvish ale*

"You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss..."

Exoskeleton runs away from horrible noise.

Alright! *high fives Sicirius*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-14-2002, 02:18 PM

That was good, Garina! Excellent...now we're on our way to the moon, not being pursued by giant exoskeleton. What could be better, eh?

Garina · 06-14-2002, 02:21 PM

Flying to the moon, not being pursued by a giant exoskeleton, eating chocolate, cheesecake and lembas, and drinking any alcohol in sight!!!!!!!!!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-14-2002, 02:22 PM

Of course, how could I forget. Cheesecake, chocolate and alchohol

Pass the miruvor, will you?

Garina · 06-14-2002, 02:27 PM

*passes Eruviel the miruvor*

*is struck by vision*
Ow! (ok, that was a bad pun

)

When shimmering light subsides, is found holding...

chocolate cheesecake!!!

*offers prayer of thanksgiving*

Who wants some?!?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-14-2002, 02:31 PM

Me! Me! Thank you, Garina!

Here, have some wine. .

ooh, look, there's the moon!

BeardofPants · 06-14-2002, 04:38 PM

'Ware! Fellow Piratey bad people. I sense... a .... disturbance in the force...

*slaps on third eye*

Oooom.... Oooooom.....

*waves hands around in a suitably flakey fashion*

Hmmm. No. I guess I just needed to gas.

Great Scots. Are they swans?! On the moon?!

*runs off to terrorise the swans*

Here swanny, swanny, swanny.... Come here.... Come to Inanna... This won't hurt a bit....

***Earniel*** · 06-14-2002, 04:46 PM

*leaves ship and turns on maglite*

Alllllllright! Now let's see just what is on the dark site of the moon! Any one wanna come?

BeardofPants · 06-14-2002, 05:01 PM

*a distant voice calls*

... here swanny, swanny, swanny... Oof! Ow! That hurt! Mmmpph... HELP! Mmmph!!!

(Oh no! What are our heroes going to do? Tune in next week, for the next exciting episode of... Batman.)

Arathorn · 06-14-2002, 05:27 PM

Awww. And I missed the part where the swans get sauteed.

Sicirus · 06-15-2002, 02:29 PM

Well there are always repeats. So watch it next time Arathorn.
OH by the way, I believe the clones and bored orcs live on the other side of the moon.
*looks through spyglass*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
There are clones of US!!!!!!!!!

Garina · 06-15-2002, 04:10 PM

Clones! Argh! We must summon our droid army!

I always thought we were all unique. Imagine, 2 toe sucking goddesses!

BeardofPants · 06-15-2002, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Imagine, 2 toe sucking goddesses!

*Cut to scene in the bottom of a pit, on the dark side of the moon. The toe sucking Goddess is hog tied and being forced to endure the advances of Clone Inanna.*

Dammit.

Let me go, Clone Inanna!

I'm the one who sucks toes around here! And for the love of fluffy ducks, please stop sucking my toes!

Who do you work for? TELL ME!

Aaaarrrrggghhh... NOT the swans!

*And then gagged*

Mmmppph! Mfffftttt.... Mmmmppphhhh....

06-12-2002, 09:51 PM	#921
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Saaay... I don't wish to alarm anybody, but are my eyes deceiving me?! Is that a big flying exo-skeleton heading our way?! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-12-2002, 10:31 PM	#922
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Of what? Exoskeleton of what? (I repeat). Shrimp? Cicada? Crab? Beetle? Lobster? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-13-2002, 12:30 AM	#923
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Whatever it is, it doesn't look friendly. . . But no matter, I have lots and lots of chocolate, and I am willing to share __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-13-2002, 03:26 AM	#924
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Ooh! Please can I have some? looks at giant exoskeleton Now where did I put that red cabbage? loads Tano's catapult with pickled red cabbage and fires Take that!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-13-2002, 04:24 AM	#925
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Plenty of chocolate and every one is willing to share... Aaaah It's paradise...Paradise, I tell ya! Exo-sceleton? What happened to the inside? hands Garina contents of trash can to launch at incoming thingie __________________ We are not things.

06-14-2002, 11:03 AM	#926
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Not to be ignorant and all, but how on Middle Earth did an exo-skeleton get in the air? I guess it might be related to a balrog. Helps with the launching __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-14-2002, 12:13 PM	#927
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	City of R'lyeh shimmers deep in the ocean and vanishes Somewhere on the dark side of the moon a deep evil chuckle is heard Ahhhh. Home again home again. And such a lovely color here. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-14-2002, 02:16 PM	#928
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Continues to pelt exoskeleton This isn't working! I have an idea. takes swig of dwaaaaarrrrrrrvish ale "You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss..." Exoskeleton runs away from horrible noise. Alright! high fives Sicirius __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-14-2002, 02:18 PM	#929
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	That was good, Garina! Excellent...now we're on our way to the moon, not being pursued by giant exoskeleton. What could be better, eh? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-14-2002, 02:21 PM	#930
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Flying to the moon, not being pursued by a giant exoskeleton, eating chocolate, cheesecake and lembas, and drinking any alcohol in sight!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-14-2002, 02:22 PM	#931
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Of course, how could I forget. Cheesecake, chocolate and alchohol Pass the miruvor, will you? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-14-2002, 02:27 PM	#932
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	passes Eruviel the miruvor is struck by vision Ow! (ok, that was a bad pun ) When shimmering light subsides, is found holding... chocolate cheesecake!!! offers prayer of thanksgiving Who wants some?!? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-14-2002, 02:31 PM	#933
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Me! Me! Thank you, Garina! Here, have some wine. . ooh, look, there's the moon! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-14-2002, 04:38 PM	#934
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	'Ware! Fellow Piratey bad people. I sense... a .... disturbance in the force... slaps on third eye Oooom.... Oooooom..... waves hands around in a suitably flakey fashion Hmmm. No. I guess I just needed to gas. Great Scots. Are they swans?! On the moon?! runs off to terrorise the swans Here swanny, swanny, swanny.... Come here.... Come to Inanna... This won't hurt a bit.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-14-2002, 04:46 PM	#935
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	leaves ship and turns on maglite Alllllllright! Now let's see just what is on the dark site of the moon! Any one wanna come? __________________ We are not things.

06-14-2002, 05:01 PM	#936
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	a distant voice calls ... here swanny, swanny, swanny... Oof! Ow! That hurt! Mmmpph... HELP! Mmmph!!! (Oh no! What are our heroes going to do? Tune in next week, for the next exciting episode of... Batman.) __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 06-14-2002 at 05:02 PM.

06-14-2002, 05:27 PM	#937
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Awww. And I missed the part where the swans get sauteed. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-15-2002, 02:29 PM	#938
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Well there are always repeats. So watch it next time Arathorn. OH by the way, I believe the clones and bored orcs live on the other side of the moon. looks through spyglass AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH There are clones of US!!!!!!!!! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-15-2002, 04:10 PM	#939
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Clones! Argh! We must summon our droid army! I always thought we were all unique. Imagine, 2 toe sucking goddesses! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

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