They'd never say that! - Page 46

durinsbane2244 · 05-07-2006, 10:56 PM

legolas: so...arwen...

me9996 · 05-08-2006, 01:29 AM

Aragorn:Hello Frodo!!! Guess what my new hobby is!!!
Frodo:let's see, last week it was taunting balrogs, the week before that it was crossing elven robe briges blindfolded, and the week before that it was meddleing in the affairs of wizards.
Aragorn:That wasn't as interesting as one would think, but anyway- any idea what we hobby is going to be this week?
Frodo:I don't know, tickleing ents?
Aragorn:Here's a hint...
(Aragorn runs in the closet and returns in a teletuby costume)
Frodo:OH NO!!! NOT THAT!!!
(Frodo wakes up in bed, he's wearing bunny suit pajamas)
Frodo:I ought to stop eating mushrooms before bed, I dreemed that Aragorn was acting like the Sackville-Baggens every other tusday.
__________________
(Knock at the door)
Frodo:Nobodys home!
Gandalf:Open this door Frodo Baggens! Or I will blast it streaght through your hole!
Frodo:Oh, it's Gandalf...
(Frodo goes to the door and then Gandalf blasts it)
__________________
Sam:Guess what Frodo!
Frodo:What? Did you finaly get a life?
Sam:No, I have my own web page!
Frodo:Huh?
Sam:Look!
(It's one of those things with all those web pages that are barely costumiseable)
Frodo:So you got a (For some reson it's sensored out)
Sam:I see you also met my new product sensor, if anyone does anything remotely like an add it sensors it out! Isn't that great?
Frodo:Why?
Sam:Three words: Door to door salesmen.
Frodo:Two words: Learn to count.
Sam:Oh yeah? Well taste my blade of uncountable wierdness!
(Sam takes out this extreemly RPGish weapon)
Frodo(Sarcastic):Oh dear, how will I ever servive?
Sam:Oh, yeah?
(Sam smacks Frodo with the broad side of the blade and the number 82 pops up)
Sam:Oh yeah! 82 Dmg!
Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Frodo wakes up, in bunny suit PJs)
Frodo:I gotta stop playing (insert RPG computer game name here) before bed...
__________________
Gandalf would never do the robot.
__________________
(Frodo is lying on a psycoligists couch)
Frodo:...and I keep haveing these wierd dreams, what should I do?
Psyco.(With heavy scandanavain actent:I think you should stand on your head.
Frodo:What?!?
Psyco.:SSSIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!! SING A SOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG!!!
Frodo:What?!?
(The psycoligist explodes with no gore, like a balloon)
Frodo:Huh?
(Souron shows up from behind the chair)
Souron:Frodo........ I...... AM your father!
Frodo:That's imposable!
Souron:Search your fealing! You know it do be true!
Frodo:Huh? You sound like a do-wop group!
(3 orcs show up and they and souron start a barbershop quartet)
Frodo:Help!
(Frodo wakes up, in bunny PJs)
Frodo:This is getting to much...

Elanor's Angel · 05-08-2006, 07:00 PM

*laughs* thoes are great!
(this may be a repeat but...)

Aragorn (after being crowned): I did'nt really want to be a king. What with the ruleing, and the knights, and the elf girlfriends. I wanted to be..... A LUMBERJACK!!!!

durinsbane2244 · 05-08-2006, 08:02 PM

OOOOOOOOH!
i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay,
i hunt by night and kill orcs by day!

*chorus*
he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he hunts by night and kills orcs by day!

i track down orcs, i talk to elves,
i travel far and wide!
i like to prance round forests,
and take hobbits for rides!

*chorus*
he tracks down orcs, he talks to elves,
he travels far and wide!
he likes to prance round forests,
and take hobbits for rides!
[questioning looks]
[shrug]he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he hunts by night and kills orcs by day!

i wear a crown, above my head,
with eleanors in my hair!
on thurdays i go dancing,
with faramir everywhere!

*chorus*
he wears a crown, above his head,
with eleanors in my hair!
on thurdays he goes danc-
ah, forget it! [walk off mumbling]

Elanor's Angel · 05-08-2006, 08:12 PM

(BTW- The my name is the spelling of the flower...)

*claps* Yes! Monty Python!!!!!!!!!!!

Riders of Rohan: We are the knights who say Nee!!!

durinsbane2244 · 05-08-2006, 08:16 PM

i know, i just like spellin it this way...like i call "baba o'reilly" by the who teenage wasteland...haha...

Elanor's Angel · 05-08-2006, 08:18 PM

Pronounced Elle-E-anor???

Elanor's Angel · 05-09-2006, 12:27 AM

Frodo (to black riders): so because some old crack-pot threw some cheap bling at you, that makes you the Witch king?

durinsbane2244 · 05-09-2006, 09:20 PM

aragorn: i am king!
denethor: and how'd you get that, eh? by exploiting the working class!
aragorn: well, elrond, his arm clad in the purest white samite, held forth to me anduril, from the bosom of the...forge...signifying by elvish will that I, aragorn, and the rightful heir of Isildur.
denethor: look, if i went 'round sayin' i was an emperor because some elf lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away...or crown me...balmy gondorians...

Curubethion · 05-09-2006, 09:29 PM

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
Balrog: Roar. I will eat you.
Gandalf: Can we be friends? I'll even let you have the hobbit with the shiny gold ring!

Elanor's Angel · 05-09-2006, 09:38 PM

Hobbits: Bravely bold Sir Gandalf!
Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Balrog: I will kill you! Grrr!!!
Hobbits: ...he chickened out. When Danger rears his ugly head....

me9996 · 05-10-2006, 03:53 PM

The next part of the Frodo the hamster saga...
(Frodo, Aragorn, and Sam come running outside to find that dragon burning up farms)
Aragorn:Stop dragon!
Dragon:Why?
Aragorn:You are causeing distruction, fire, and all around disorder.
Dragon:Why?
Aragorn:How about a riddle?
Dragon:Why?
Aragorn:Hmm... That's a toughy...
Dragon:Why?
Frodo:AAAAAARRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
(Frodo goes running up to attack the dragon)
Dragon:Hello little hobbit... How are you today?
Frodo:YAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Frodo starts sliceing at the dragons foot, it doesn't work)
Denathor:And you call yourself king, if i went around calling myself emperor just because some elf lobbed a simmatar at me-
(Elrond throws a simmatar at Denathor and it hits)
Denathor:Ow.
(Denathor falls over to be carryed off by lots of field mice)
Sam:That was disturbing...
Aragorn:Okay, I give up, why?
Dragon:

Aragorn:What?!?
(And who should show up but... my guy from runescape!"igiveup30")
Igiveup30:Spinny!!!
(Igiveup30 starts spinning around madly, he's carrying an anti-dragon shield, ha...)
Aragorn:Help me... I'm surounded by loons...
(The camara zooms out to show... Aragorn surounded by a bunch of birds called "loons")
Sam:Why am I suronded by Bozos?!?
(Sam is suronded by clones of Bozo the clown)
Frodo:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
(Frodo is still attacking the dragons foot)
Igiveup30:Hey look, a dragon, I thought they were mostly members only...
(I shure hope this is okay... mentioning runescape so up front...)
To be contenued... I hope... maybe...

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 06:20 PM

Was it just me, or was that hard to follow?

Aragorn: You killes Mr. Anderson!!!
*stabs Elrond*

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 07:55 PM

aragorn: well, arwen, i've battled the many hosts of mordor, orthanc, and evil in general, claimed my crown, and saved millions of lives...i'm back!
arwen: well, actually..er..this is kinda hard, there was this guy, at this club, and well...
aragorn: [franken-vader] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 07:58 PM

*laughs* good one!
Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas (and the rest of the fellowship for that matter...): We are men, were men in tights! We run around the forest looking for fights!...

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 08:03 PM

bilbo: did i ever tell you chaps about my adventure?
sam/frodo/merry/pippin: yes, bilbo!
bilbo:[oblivious] good then! it all began on an ordinary day..
frodo: a day like any other-
sam: the sort of day,
pippin: that makes you feel-
merry: good to be alive.
bilbo: yes, well, that was the kind of day it was...
[two hours later]
bilbo: so, we came home and that's that!
hobbits: ZZZZZ
frodo: [starts] wonderful, uncle, wonderful...best be off to bed...*runs*

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 05-10-2006, 08:19 PM

Frodo: Say Sam, why don't we just hide this ring under that rock there and head back to my house.

Sam: Okay, but what will we say if someone ask 'what happened to the quest'?

Frodo: We'll just say 'What? Nothing happened? We tossed it in the fire like we were suppose to.'

Sam: That'll work. Lets go. I wonder what Aragorn is doing?

*At Helms Deep*

Aragorn: Say Legolas, why don't we just leave a note on the gate that says 'Nobody's home' and head back to your place and play some Scrabble.

Legolas: Sounds good to me.

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 08:21 PM

wow...that's good...live long and prosper...TREK HATER!!!!!!

Elanor's Angel · 05-10-2006, 08:26 PM

*laughs* I like them!
Frodo: where are my Nikes?

durinsbane2244 · 05-10-2006, 08:38 PM

hm...i can just see it now...frodo, sitting there, trimming his foot hair...yes...sam, walking in a startling him, frodo cutting his foot...than the cursing begins...

05-07-2006, 10:56 PM	#901
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	legolas: so...arwen... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-08-2006, 07:00 PM	#903
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	laughs thoes are great! (this may be a repeat but...) Aragorn (after being crowned): I did'nt really want to be a king. What with the ruleing, and the knights, and the elf girlfriends. I wanted to be..... A LUMBERJACK!!!! __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-08-2006, 08:02 PM	#904
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	OOOOOOOOH! i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, i hunt by night and kill orcs by day! chorus he's a lumberjack and he's okay, he hunts by night and kills orcs by day! i track down orcs, i talk to elves, i travel far and wide! i like to prance round forests, and take hobbits for rides! chorus he tracks down orcs, he talks to elves, he travels far and wide! he likes to prance round forests, and take hobbits for rides! [questioning looks] [shrug]he's a lumberjack and he's okay, he hunts by night and kills orcs by day! i wear a crown, above my head, with eleanors in my hair! on thurdays i go dancing, with faramir everywhere! chorus he wears a crown, above his head, with eleanors in my hair! on thurdays he goes danc- ah, forget it! [walk off mumbling] __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-08-2006, 08:12 PM	#905
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	(BTW- The my name is the spelling of the flower...) claps Yes! Monty Python!!!!!!!!!!! Riders of Rohan: We are the knights who say Nee!!! __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-08-2006, 08:16 PM	#906
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	i know, i just like spellin it this way...like i call "baba o'reilly" by the who teenage wasteland...haha... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-08-2006, 08:18 PM	#907
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Pronounced Elle-E-anor??? __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-09-2006, 12:27 AM	#908
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Frodo (to black riders): so because some old crack-pot threw some cheap bling at you, that makes you the Witch king? __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-09-2006, 09:20 PM	#909
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	aragorn: i am king! denethor: and how'd you get that, eh? by exploiting the working class! aragorn: well, elrond, his arm clad in the purest white samite, held forth to me anduril, from the bosom of the...forge...signifying by elvish will that I, aragorn, and the rightful heir of Isildur. denethor: look, if i went 'round sayin' i was an emperor because some elf lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away...or crown me...balmy gondorians... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-09-2006, 09:29 PM	#910
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! Balrog: Roar. I will eat you. Gandalf: Can we be friends? I'll even let you have the hobbit with the shiny gold ring! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

05-09-2006, 09:38 PM	#911
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Hobbits: Bravely bold Sir Gandalf! Gandalf: You shall not pass! Balrog: I will kill you! Grrr!!! Hobbits: ...he chickened out. When Danger rears his ugly head.... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 06:20 PM	#913
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Was it just me, or was that hard to follow? Aragorn: You killes Mr. Anderson!!! stabs Elrond __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 07:55 PM	#914
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	aragorn: well, arwen, i've battled the many hosts of mordor, orthanc, and evil in general, claimed my crown, and saved millions of lives...i'm back! arwen: well, actually..er..this is kinda hard, there was this guy, at this club, and well... aragorn: [franken-vader] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-10-2006, 07:58 PM	#915
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	laughs good one! Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas (and the rest of the fellowship for that matter...): We are men, were men in tights! We run around the forest looking for fights!... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 08:03 PM	#916
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	bilbo: did i ever tell you chaps about my adventure? sam/frodo/merry/pippin: yes, bilbo! bilbo:[oblivious] good then! it all began on an ordinary day.. frodo: a day like any other- sam: the sort of day, pippin: that makes you feel- merry: good to be alive. bilbo: yes, well, that was the kind of day it was... [two hours later] bilbo: so, we came home and that's that! hobbits: ZZZZZ frodo: [starts] wonderful, uncle, wonderful...best be off to bed...runs __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-10-2006, 08:19 PM	#917
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Frodo: Say Sam, why don't we just hide this ring under that rock there and head back to my house. Sam: Okay, but what will we say if someone ask 'what happened to the quest'? Frodo: We'll just say 'What? Nothing happened? We tossed it in the fire like we were suppose to.' Sam: That'll work. Lets go. I wonder what Aragorn is doing? At Helms Deep Aragorn: Say Legolas, why don't we just leave a note on the gate that says 'Nobody's home' and head back to your place and play some Scrabble. Legolas: Sounds good to me. __________________ Do you hear that?

05-10-2006, 08:21 PM	#918
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	wow...that's good...live long and prosper...TREK HATER!!!!!! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

05-10-2006, 08:26 PM	#919
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	laughs I like them! Frodo: where are my Nikes? __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

05-10-2006, 08:38 PM	#920
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	hm...i can just see it now...frodo, sitting there, trimming his foot hair...yes...sam, walking in a startling him, frodo cutting his foot...than the cursing begins... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...