Why are you weird? - Page 46

BeardofPants · 06-11-2002, 02:54 AM

Okay, grab one of those orks then...

I'll go grab my cute little shaman outfit.

Oh, and I'll need someones toes...

Ack, and before I forget. I'll need some of your magical cheesecake, Garina! *innocent look*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-11-2002, 03:01 AM

Yay! We're going to the moon! That's much better than any island!

Here, I even have some leftover cheesecake!

BeardofPants · 06-11-2002, 03:07 AM

Okay...

Cheesecake: check.
Cute little shaman's outfit: check.

All I need now is that ork sacrifice, and somebodies toes. Where's Cirdan or Wulažg when you need them?

***Earniel*** · 06-11-2002, 05:29 AM

I can get you an orc. *reaches into TLA-thread and extracts an orc.* We're in a middle of a battle there, no one will notice the disappearance of this one.... *clubs orc when he starts trying to sell mobile phones* neh neh neh...

Elfmaster XK · 06-11-2002, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Okay...

Cheesecake: check.
Cute little shaman's outfit: check.

All I need now is that ork sacrifice, and somebodies toes. Where's Cirdan or Wulažg when you need them?

Oh ohoh

The shaman from the game, shaman?

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Well, BoP, you are a goddess. If we sacrifice something, you could make the ship fly!
Tano, do you think you could help her?

*Deep Chuckling laughter from under the sea*

I SEE YOU NOW INANNA!

BeardofPants · 06-11-2002, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
I SEE YOU NOW INANNA!

Sssshhhh! (don't give me away now!)

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 04:41 PM

Give you away?

Oh no my pretty.

*A tentacled monstrosity breaks the surface and towers above the frothing sea*

BeardofPants · 06-11-2002, 04:49 PM

Ah crap. I've been discovered.

Oh, and there's a tentacled monstrosity after me.

Okay, okay... won't panic. Um.

*sacrifices ork, eats cheesecake, sucks somebodies toes, mutters incantation, and dances a high land jig (in the shaman's outfit)*

Lo! Behold! The ship is flying!! Lets make like bananas and... well. You know.

MOVE. EVERYBODY MOVE!

*Elven ship departs from the seas (and Cthulhu) and heads for the big cheese....*

Cirdan · 06-11-2002, 05:13 PM

Well, the swan ship flies rather nicely!

*pushes bilge release button*

lookout below... oops, nevermind

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-11-2002, 08:20 PM

We're flying, we're flying! I like flying in a swan ship toward the moon; rather nice

Inanna? Cool!

(oops, you didn't want to be discovered...too late now...)

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 10:53 PM

*Send brimstone after the flying swan*

A flying swan eh?

I hope they don't run into a certain Cygnetophile I know that lives on the dark side of the moon.

*evil chuckle*

However, I must betake myself into thought, so that I might pursue the chaos daughter ere she leaves the sphere.

*sinks below the waves and sits in a recliner somewhere in R'lyeh*

Cirdan · 06-12-2002, 12:21 AM

*brimestone bounces of mithril coated hull*

See you on the dark side.... (it's all dark really)

BeardofPants · 06-12-2002, 12:29 AM

*The Goddess Inanna (

) perches on the port side of the swan, and nonchalently clips her toe nails into the foaming sea water*

That ought to take care of him. *crosses fingers*

Now: Take me to the moon and back!

***Earniel*** · 06-12-2002, 05:03 AM

*the Inanna-thing totally going over her head*

Yeay! To the moon! To the moon! *looks over railing*

Oh, the sea..., mmm, it's kind of far away now.... uh-uh fear of depts about to kick in....

*moves away from railing in search of chocolate*

Garina · 06-12-2002, 05:16 AM

*joins Earniel*
There must be chocolate around here somewhere!

Arathorn · 06-12-2002, 07:32 AM

I'll be willing to carry your bags for some chocolate; as long as it's true chocolate...

Cirdan · 06-12-2002, 08:59 AM

dada dadada da da da da da
Inanna goddess velveeta, baby!

* grabs helm of swan ship to do barrel rolls*

Whoa, that was a rush....

Sicirus · 06-12-2002, 06:38 PM

OW!
My ears popped! Wow we must be going fast. We are changing altitudes every minute.
*chews on chocolate gun*
That's better!

Tanoliel · 06-12-2002, 09:45 PM

wheee! barrel rolls! here, earniel, i've got some chocolate! *hands some over* that should help.
thanks, arathorn, but i carry my own bags. wait...what bags? i'm a goddess. i don't need bags. you can have some chocolate anyow, though!

-tano

06-11-2002, 02:54 AM	#901
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Okay, grab one of those orks then... I'll go grab my cute little shaman outfit. Oh, and I'll need someones toes... Ack, and before I forget. I'll need some of your magical cheesecake, Garina! innocent look __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-11-2002, 03:01 AM	#902
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Yay! We're going to the moon! That's much better than any island! Here, I even have some leftover cheesecake! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-11-2002, 03:07 AM	#903
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Okay... Cheesecake: check. Cute little shaman's outfit: check. All I need now is that ork sacrifice, and somebodies toes. Where's Cirdan or Wulažg when you need them? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-11-2002, 05:29 AM	#904
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	I can get you an orc. reaches into TLA-thread and extracts an orc. We're in a middle of a battle there, no one will notice the disappearance of this one.... clubs orc when he starts trying to sell mobile phones neh neh neh... __________________ We are not things.

06-11-2002, 04:41 PM	#908
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Give you away? Oh no my pretty. A tentacled monstrosity breaks the surface and towers above the frothing sea __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-11-2002, 04:49 PM	#909
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ah crap. I've been discovered. Oh, and there's a tentacled monstrosity after me. Okay, okay... won't panic. Um. sacrifices ork, eats cheesecake, sucks somebodies* toes, mutters incantation, and dances a high land jig (in the shaman's outfit)* Lo! Behold! The ship is flying!! Lets make like bananas and... well. You know. MOVE. EVERYBODY MOVE! Elven ship departs from the seas (and Cthulhu) and heads for the big cheese.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 06-11-2002 at 08:26 PM.

06-11-2002, 05:13 PM	#910
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Well, the swan ship flies rather nicely! pushes bilge release button lookout below... oops, nevermind __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

06-11-2002, 08:20 PM	#911
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	We're flying, we're flying! I like flying in a swan ship toward the moon; rather nice Inanna? Cool! (oops, you didn't want to be discovered...too late now...) __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-11-2002, 10:53 PM	#912
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Send brimstone after the flying swan A flying swan eh? I hope they don't run into a certain Cygnetophile I know that lives on the dark side of the moon. evil chuckle However, I must betake myself into thought, so that I might pursue the chaos daughter ere she leaves the sphere. sinks below the waves and sits in a recliner somewhere in R'lyeh __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-12-2002, 12:21 AM	#913
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	brimestone bounces of mithril coated hull See you on the dark side.... (it's all dark really) __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

06-12-2002, 12:29 AM	#914
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	The Goddess Inanna ( ) perches on the port side of the swan, and nonchalently clips her toe nails into the foaming sea water That ought to take care of him. crosses fingers Now: Take me to the moon and back! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-12-2002, 05:03 AM	#915
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	the Inanna-thing totally going over her head Yeay! To the moon! To the moon! looks over railing Oh, the sea..., mmm, it's kind of far away now.... uh-uh fear of depts about to kick in.... moves away from railing in search of chocolate __________________ We are not things.

06-12-2002, 05:16 AM	#916
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	joins Earniel There must be chocolate around here somewhere! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-12-2002, 07:32 AM	#917
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I'll be willing to carry your bags for some chocolate; as long as it's true chocolate... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 06-12-2002 at 07:39 AM.

06-12-2002, 08:59 AM	#918
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	dada dadada da da da da da Inanna goddess velveeta, baby! * grabs helm of swan ship to do barrel rolls* Whoa, that was a rush.... __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

06-12-2002, 06:38 PM	#919
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	OW! My ears popped! Wow we must be going fast. We are changing altitudes every minute. chews on chocolate gun That's better! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-12-2002, 09:45 PM	#920
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	wheee! barrel rolls! here, earniel, i've got some chocolate! hands some over that should help. thanks, arathorn, but i carry my own bags. wait...what bags? i'm a goddess. i don't need bags. you can have some chocolate anyow, though! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

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