Teacup Café XVIII

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

MB is going to explain it to you. Must... tell... GACK!!!

Cool. You're not mercilessly oppressing your workers to turn a profit at their expense, are you?

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

You forgot senors, too. You probably should have just said "ustedes".

I meant senors and a plural senorita. Mea culpa.

Business? Please define.

Put simply, it's beach inspired jewelry. All handmade and beautiful, of course. Here's the link: http://www.mermaidaccessories.co.nr/
I also have the link to our website on my "Lots o' Links" page.

Cool. You're not mercilessly oppressing your workers to turn a profit at their expense, are you?

Workers? What workers? Oh, *cough* those nonexistent workers. It's just Pip, me, and 2 of our friends.

[durinsbane2244]

merry, 'tis Merry! (i use that same lame line every time! )

how are ye, matey?!

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Originally Posted by durinsbane2244

merry, 'tis Merry! (i use that same lame line every time! )

how are ye, matey?!

I've noticed.

Jolly good! Went to the beach, sold stuff, had fun. Mucho fun.
How have you been?

[durinsbane2244]

wonderful, wonderful...spouting tacky lines 'round town...

[jammi567]

*Pops in* Hello you nice people, how's you? I'd better go now, bye! *Pops out*

[durinsbane2244]

goodness me! it was a hit-and-run guerilla greeting!

[The last sane person]

*rides along mellow like*

Greetings! I see not much has happened in my absence.

[Mari]

as usual.
But there is enough interesting conversation to keep coming back

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

*rides along mellow like*

Greetings! I see not much has happened in my absence.

HA! And I say again HA!

Shows what you know. The whole board had to be reformatted to remove the debris, after the flames died down.

Tessar drew enough combat pay to buy Rosie a diamond collar.

HA! I say!

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

I meant senors and a plural senorita. Mea culpa.


Put simply, it's beach inspired jewelry. All handmade and beautiful, of course. Here's the link: http://www.mermaidaccessories.co.nr/
I also have the link to our website on my "Lots o' Links" page.

Workers? What workers? Oh, *cough* those nonexistent workers. It's just Pip, me, and 2 of our friends.

Ah.

Hmm... Nice. You two are just creating websites left and right. So...your host offers free domain names?

Good. I suggest you keep it that way.

[trolls' bane]

Everyone! Be ready for the arrival of my good friend from school, Melinda!
*prepares for a party, even putting aside his RPG for the moment*


*keeps fingers crossed that she will join today or at least within a week*

[The last sane person]

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

HA! And I say again HA!

Shows what you know. The whole board had to be reformatted to remove the debris, after the flames died down.

Tessar drew enough combat pay to buy Rosie a diamond collar.

HA! I say!

I think I ran into the reformatting bit, I couldnt access the site for a while. And what is combat pay, per say. I know Tessar is no soldier. Diamond collar? Waaay over done, to the point of I doubt it happened.

And is that all? Pfft, that's nothing, so I still stick to my mellow, mournfully quiet life for now. Bye....

*rides away at a sedate pace*

[trolls' bane]

Goodbye!

Wait! No! You will stay right there! Where is everyone? I've been the only person online in four hours!

[trolls' bane]

I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist that is politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet and pushin' the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial! I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail. But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!

(Wow! George Carlin is awesome. I've decided to memorize this to introduce myself everywhere I go...)

[Tessar]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Diamond collar? Waaay over done, to the point of I doubt it happened.

OMG! Keep your opinions to yourself!

Diamond collars are -so- in right now, you just don't know. And Rosie looks fabulous.

So there.






Actually I haven't been around at all lately. School is keeping me busy (math class... blargh) and I'm taking piano lessons again, so I'm practicing that stuff a few hours a day. Fun.

[durinsbane2244]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist that is politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet and pushin' the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial! I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail. But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!

(Wow! George Carlin is awesome. I've decided to memorize this to introduce myself everywhere I go...)

dude, yeah! that's awesome! ON BETA-BLOCKERS!

[The last sane person]

Isn't that the opening monolouge to his "When will Jesus bring the porkchops" book? I lent it to my dad, who took it with him, so I cant check.

[trolls' bane]

He also started two shows with it, I think.

[durinsbane2244]

yeah, a couple HBO specials.