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04-20-2006, 08:45 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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THIS SUMMER, IN A FILM ABOUT DISASTER...
NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR... MOONWALK IN MIDDLE-EARTH! Michael Jackson: what is this place? people that never get bigger...everyone waist high...taverns...strawberries and cream...it must be...HEAVEN! Frodo: welcome to hobbiton! we don't get many big folk 'round these parts! MJ: big...folk? well, little boy, why don't you come with me to my room at the green dragon? F: er...i'm over 60, i have 9 fingers, i've defeated things almost as evil as you, and i'm in the middle of rocky relationship as it is... MJ: oh...well...do you have any little friends? LITTLE DOES MICHAEL KNOW WHAT BROKEN HEARTS LIVE IN HOBBITON! [frodo comes home] Sam: hello- oh...it's you...mr. frodo... F: hello sam...look, i just want to say- S: no, mr. frodo! i saw you and that freakishly pale, tall, skinny, man! F: it's not what you think! S: it's over! i'm going back to rosie![leaves] F: no! sam! noooooo! COMING SOON TO A THEATER IN YOUR IMAGINATION! [this film not yet rated]
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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04-20-2006, 08:49 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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Gandalf:What is your name?
Balrog: Sexy beast #64 gandalf: What is your quest? Balrog: To take over all places underground gandalf: What do I have in my pocket? Balrog: I... I don't know! -cast into pit of eternal parril- Gandalf: What is your name? Aragorn: Erm... Aragorn, True heir of Gondor Gandalf: What is your quest? Aragorn: To accompany Frodo on his quest to destroy the ring of power Gandalf: What is the flying velocity of a thown dwarf? Aragorn: Willingly thrown, or unwillingly thrown? Gandalf: I don't know! -Cast into pit of eternal perril- Legolas: How did you know that? Aragorn: You have to know there things when your destined to be king!
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04-20-2006, 08:51 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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yes! monty python forever! you get 5 points...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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04-20-2006, 08:55 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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*Cheers*
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries! ooh, Aragorn would never say that to Boramir! .....(on second thought...)
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04-20-2006, 09:12 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
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aragorn [with acoustic] :
spent my days with a sword by my side, killed my orcs and drank- all my wine. made up my mind, make a new start, goin back to gondor with an achin, in my heart. someone told me there's a crown out there, that shines in the sun and doesn't mess up your hair. took my chances with a fellowship, went with 9 fellas for one hell of a trip. the road was long and the days were hard, we wondered how we'd ever manage to get so far. my stomach was so empty that i started to shake, i wondered if the wizard would give up some food for my sake. seems that the wrath of sauron got a cut on the ring and it's starting to sing i think he might be crying show me a way, if i get there today, i'll see you out there where the path runs strait and high. to find the queen without a king, they say she rides a horse, kills orcs, and sings...in the movie anyways... ride a warhorse in the paths of the dead, lookin like i'm gonna have to walk instead. sleeping at night having terrible dreams, wake myself up, and it's hard as it seems...bein king...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... Last edited by durinsbane2244 : 04-20-2006 at 09:22 PM. |
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04-20-2006, 09:13 PM
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Elf Lord
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*laughs* I bet arwen'd love it!
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04-20-2006, 09:14 PM
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Dreamweaver
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that's a parody of led zep's "going to california"...i love zep, they love tolkien, so i thought'd work...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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04-21-2006, 12:31 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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(Minus tirith)
Gandalf:Haha! Die orcs! (An orc walks up with a blaster-from star wars) Gandalf:Beware! (The orc shoot Gandalf) Gandalf:It's only a flesh wound. Orc:Realy? Gandalf:I have a bad feeling about this... (The orc shoots Gandalf) Gandalf:I just realised something, you shouldn't have a blaster thus you have not wounded me! Orc:Huh? (Gandalf knocks the orc off the walls of minus tirith) Orc:I'm still okay! (Arg...)
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04-21-2006, 12:36 PM
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An enigma in a conundrum
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...Monk.......'here's the thing, I really can't wear a ring that has been worn by anyone else"
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04-22-2006, 03:45 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
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Quote:
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04-26-2006, 10:33 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Gimli: these caves suck!
Legolas: (holding bow of Lothlorien) how do I work this thing?
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04-27-2006, 12:24 AM
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Elf Lord
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Gimli- Strider, comeon! Your great at it! We make such a good team! Please come with me to the dwarf-tossing contest!
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04-28-2006, 02:10 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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witchking: give me your ring
frodo: you have to say the magic word! witchking: um....please? frodo: OK!
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04-28-2006, 02:50 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Galadriel: "Even the smallest creature can change the course of the future. Do you understad me, Boromir? Take your crabs and get outta here. AND NEVER COME BACK! *scratches* "
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04-28-2006, 06:25 PM
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Elf Lord
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Galadriel: Hey Gimli! I've allwayes found dwarves hot! Here are the directions to my house....
(3. fire.......)
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04-28-2006, 09:14 PM
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Spaceman Spiff
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Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me
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04-29-2006, 01:30 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Gandalf: hey Frodo, can I try on your ring?
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05-06-2006, 09:19 PM
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Elf Lord
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Elrond: Arwen, are you shure you wanna leave Aragorn? I mean, he's the best that you are gonna get...
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05-06-2006, 10:00 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Sam: "Frodo, do you think I should shave my legs? They're a bit over the top hairy, aren't they? Oh wait, what about wax? I heard that can be used. Not supposed to hurt at all. Yeah, I think I'll try that."
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05-06-2006, 10:48 PM
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Elf Lord
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Lol! That's so great!
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