06-20-2002, 06:44 PM | #881 |
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kindly man. So
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06-20-2002, 09:26 PM | #882 |
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he decided to
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06-20-2002, 09:46 PM | #883 |
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rub lembas batter
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06-20-2002, 10:34 PM | #884 |
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on his unbelievably
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06-21-2002, 12:02 AM | #885 |
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hairy legs and
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06-21-2002, 12:33 AM | #886 |
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other disgustint things
(Yay, you're back! )
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06-21-2002, 12:59 AM | #887 |
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. It felt good!
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06-21-2002, 02:08 AM | #888 |
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, he procclaimed with
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06-21-2002, 02:11 AM | #889 |
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surprise and embarassment
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06-21-2002, 08:00 AM | #890 |
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For Galadriel was
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06-21-2002, 08:06 AM | #891 |
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smirking as she
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06-21-2002, 08:46 AM | #892 |
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watched Elrond waxing
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06-21-2002, 09:32 AM | #893 |
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06-21-2002, 09:36 AM | #894 |
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with superglue and
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell |
06-21-2002, 09:39 AM | #895 |
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then he put
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06-21-2002, 09:51 AM | #896 |
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down his ring
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell |
06-21-2002, 10:19 AM | #897 |
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shaped arrows "stupidity is the Characteristic you showed" Then Celeborn got a slimey disgustting note, from Bill covered in horse saliva and other nasty, bodily fluids. The note said "Gimme the Arkenstone or suffer greatly." He quivered with fear, thinking what kind of pervy ideas Bill had that could affect his extremely delicate and sensitive flesh. Then Celeborn screamed madly, shaking in TERROR as Sam drew his frying-pans out from under the feather mattress, preparing to smash the purple glass royal bedpan. Arwen rolled her eyes in a sarcastic and pathetic attempt to dismay the elven lord of Rivendell, her father who wished to lock her up because she liked chocolate covered marshmallows and miruvor, and horticulturalistic topaz trees which Elrond prized highly due to no taste. While Elrond pondered on what should he replace potty with? He had an epiphany. Sauron was the Dark Lord! and not a kindly man. So he decided to rub lembas batter on his unbelievably hairy legs and other disgustint things. It felt good!, he proclaimed with surprise and embarassment, for Galadriel was smirking as she watched Elrond waxing his new hair with superglue and then he put down his ring
There you go, SGH.
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06-21-2002, 10:57 AM | #898 |
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The ring smelled
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something fishy. It
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06-21-2002, 01:40 PM | #900 |
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was scooped up
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