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04-30-2008, 06:48 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
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ANNOUNCEMENT! Musicians needed for extended Band!! Brass-section, String-section, Pianists and Hammond Organ Players. Current band set up: Nautipus - Lead Sister - 2nd Lead and 1st Base Willow Oran - 3rd Lead Katt - 2nd Base Sas - 3rd Base, Trumpet and 2nd Drums Mari - Guitar Sane - Drums Shesa - Harmonica The Mootemes - Sister, Sane and Mari All welcome! (Sponsored by M.O.O.T 102,2 in corporation with The Moot and The Arwen Tonight/Today/Afternoon/Evening Show.) Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 05-01-2008 at 01:01 AM. |
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04-30-2008, 06:53 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
Posts: 14,363
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Don't forget, today is the last day to vote in the election!
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04-30-2008, 08:05 AM
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Elf Lady
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale
Posts: 8,588
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Here are the promised Queensday snacks!
Traditional oranjekoek, but then the normal pink version instead of orange.  Orange tompouce  And an orange assorti  Enjoy! (This is IMO the best national holiday of the Netherlands!  )
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04-30-2008, 10:02 AM
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The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx
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proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory. |
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04-30-2008, 11:06 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
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Welcome to the Moots, Sas, buddy!
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04-30-2008, 03:23 PM
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Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Copenhagen
Posts: 2,145
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DROGBA!!!
   1-0!!! C'mon Chelsea
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"Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare." |
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04-30-2008, 03:24 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
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"And here is M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing Elvis' King Creole..."
There's a man on the Moot Who types a lot He's a threaded man With a great big soul He lays it down neat Like a ton of coal He goes by the name of Hector B You know he's gone, gone, gone Jumpin' like a catfish on a pole You know he's gone, gone, gone Hip shaking Hector B When Hector starts to do it It's as good as done He types his posts Like a tommy gun He starts to growl From way down his board He bends a string And "that's all she wrote" You know he's gone, gone, gone Jumpin' like a catfish on a pole You know he's gone, gone, gone Hip shaking Hector B Hector B, Hector B... (fades out...) Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 04-30-2008 at 03:58 PM. |
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04-30-2008, 03:32 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
Posts: 9,481
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could be mistaken for ending with WE ARE ROUTING FOR CHELSEA! |
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04-30-2008, 03:38 PM
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Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Copenhagen
Posts: 2,145
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C'mon you blues!
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04-30-2008, 03:45 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
Posts: 9,481
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Indeed! |
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04-30-2008, 03:45 PM
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Kraken King
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,714
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Figured you guys could use a laugh (and take a joke.)
E-mail: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons Last edited by Nautipus : 04-30-2008 at 04:12 PM. |
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04-30-2008, 03:46 PM
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Elf Lady
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale
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*blink blink* From paint ball to soccer?
Soccer is nice! Anyone want to play a game? I'll be goalie! But we could also just have another cup of tea. Did anyone know that it's Ascension Day tomorrow? EDIT: you double posted Nautipus. What I wonder: are there seriously women who are that clumsy?
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...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... Last edited by Mari : 04-30-2008 at 03:50 PM. |
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04-30-2008, 04:04 PM
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Elf Lady
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale
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Say Sis, whatever happened to that bet you tried to set up when I was in Turkey?
And yes, I do read back on all the threads I'm interested in
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Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply.
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04-30-2008, 04:20 PM
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Kraken King
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,714
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K, I took care of it. And the answer is yes, for both men and women. They can both be like that.
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
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04-30-2008, 04:27 PM
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Elf Lady
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale
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You know, I haven't hugged anyone today yet. You are here.
 *jumps towards Nautipus, tackles him and gives him a big hug* So how are you? Still busy with finals? And how did those tests from yesterday go?
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Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply.
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04-30-2008, 04:56 PM
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Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Copenhagen
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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! 3-1!!! Chelsea!!!
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"Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare." |
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04-30-2008, 05:13 PM
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Kraken King
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under the sea
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I'm good, just a little burnt out. One more final tommorrow, then I'm done for the summer. Thank HEAVENS. How're you?
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
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04-30-2008, 05:29 PM
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The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx
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That, my friend Nauty, calls for a drink! *pulls out the keg from two teacups ago.*
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proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory. |
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04-30-2008, 05:57 PM
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Elven Maiden
Join Date: Aug 2002
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One more final tomorrow for me too. Oh man, I've had a long day already and I haven't even started studying yet. I was job hunting for like 4 hours this morning, then I had to drive out to the house to give my roommate a ride to work, then I spent an hour and a half doing dishes (no joke) and then another 45 minutes or so making dinner. This is the first time I've been able to rest. I swear, I was gone for 2 days and I come back and the kitchen is totally full of dirty dishes. They had the kitchen door closed and were pretending like they didn't have a kitchen. I'm serious. Anyway, I wanted to make one of them do it but I didn't see that happening and I kind of wanted to eat tonight, so I just did them myself, and cleaned the kitchen. Then I made yummy chicken and mashed taters and corn.
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04-30-2008, 07:30 PM
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Hero of Hyrule
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hyrule
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Takes a step into the Teacup Cafe. Glances around. Sees deserted tables and cups of empty and half full tea, crumpets and danishes that are left untouched. Looks under a few tables. Okay, convinced that no one is here begins to take a step outside of the door. Thinks to self "who the hell cleans this stuff up?"
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