The Happy Thread Part 2 - Page 45

***Jonathan*** · 11-06-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tessar

OMG! French translation of O Waly, Waly! That is like the best song EVAH!!!!!!

Coincidence. I heard that song (not the French version) on the radio not even a minute ago.

Nerdanel · 11-06-2007, 03:22 PM

Laws make me happy. XD http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7081038.stm

"It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow"

Pytt · 11-06-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerdanel

Laws make me happy. XD http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7081038.stm

"It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow"

Haha, hillarious!

Now, if I ever go to Scotland, I don't have to worry about finding a toilet!

***Earniel*** · 11-06-2007, 03:32 PM

Hahah!

I'd like to hear the story behinds these, though:

Quote:

3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

**Mari** · 11-06-2007, 03:35 PM

hehe, funny. Allthough the Indonesian one is kind off sad. But then again, how in the world are they going to check it, or actually present evidence in court?

Nerdanel · 11-06-2007, 03:38 PM

*laughs* yes, and how will they punish someone who dies in the houses of parliament?

Pytt · 11-06-2007, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerdanel

*laughs* yes, and how will they punish someone who dies in the houses of parliament?

I guess you could execute their closest family, or give them heavy fines or something.

Nerdanel · 11-06-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pytt

I guess you could execute their closest family, or give them heavy fines or something.

yeah, i guess.. terrifying. best i don't do it, then.

hectorberlioz · 11-06-2007, 03:56 PM

In Tennessee, it's illegal to lasso a fish

.

Nautipus · 11-06-2007, 03:58 PM

In Tennessee it is also illegal to shoot any animal from a moving vehicle except a whale.

hectorberlioz · 11-06-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

In Tennessee it is also illegal to shoot any animal from a moving vehicle except a whale.

I think that's Idaho or Oregon...

Nautipus · 11-06-2007, 04:32 PM

No, it's Tennessee alright.

See?

hectorberlioz · 11-06-2007, 04:43 PM

Ok you win this one against me, The President of Entmoot

...

...guards! Arrest him!

Grey_Wolf · 11-06-2007, 04:53 PM

No - im innocent - i have proof - *presents paper on my true intentions*

*which reads*

I SOLEMNLY DECLARE THAT I HAVE NO AMBITIONS TOWARDS PRESIDENCY.

SIGNED
gw

witnesses
Lotesse Gwai

Nautipus · 11-06-2007, 04:54 PM

*And away Nautipus flies, to the deepest of the deep, to hide like a coward*

**Mari** · 11-06-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Ok you win this one against me, The President of Entmoot

...

...guards! Arrest him!

Trying to become president sounds dangerous... I guess I'll have to install a puppet then and become the master in the back. Mwuhahaha!

Nerdanel · 11-06-2007, 06:35 PM

sometimes i have to be kicked back into reality.. fortunately, i can do the kicking myself: it's just that i have to realize that it needs to be done.

tonight i realized that, and damn, did it feel good.

Nautipus · 11-08-2007, 10:55 AM

Hey guys! The snails in my saltwater tank in real life are breeding!

Trouble is, i dont know whether it's the margarita snails or the nerites......

Gwaimir Windgem · 11-08-2007, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

In Tennessee it is also illegal to shoot any animal from a moving vehicle except a whale.

Clearly, they are providing for the case that everything to the east of Tennessee falls into the ocean; they want to be able to whale in their own waters.

Nautipus · 11-08-2007, 05:25 PM

*snort, snicker, grunt*

11-06-2007, 03:22 PM	#882
Nerdanel Spammer of the Happy Thread Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 3,512	Laws make me happy. XD http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7081038.stm "It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow" __________________ "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. " - C. Sagan My (photography) website My Flickr page

11-06-2007, 03:35 PM	#885
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	hehe, funny. Allthough the Indonesian one is kind off sad. But then again, how in the world are they going to check it, or actually present evidence in court? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

11-06-2007, 03:38 PM	#886
Nerdanel Spammer of the Happy Thread Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 3,512	laughs yes, and how will they punish someone who dies in the houses of parliament? __________________ "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. " - C. Sagan My (photography) website My Flickr page

11-06-2007, 03:56 PM	#889
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	In Tennessee, it's illegal to lasso a fish. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

11-06-2007, 03:58 PM	#890
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	In Tennessee it is also illegal to shoot any animal from a moving vehicle except a whale. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-06-2007, 04:32 PM	#892
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	No, it's Tennessee alright. See? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-06-2007, 04:43 PM	#893
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Ok you win this one against me, The President of Entmoot... ...guards! Arrest him! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

11-06-2007, 04:53 PM	#894
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	No - im innocent - i have proof - presents paper on my true intentions which reads I SOLEMNLY DECLARE THAT I HAVE NO AMBITIONS TOWARDS PRESIDENCY. SIGNED gw witnesses Lotesse Gwai Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-06-2007 at 04:55 PM.

11-06-2007, 04:54 PM	#895
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	And away Nautipus flies, to the deepest of the deep, to hide like a coward __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-06-2007, 06:35 PM	#897
Nerdanel Spammer of the Happy Thread Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 3,512	sometimes i have to be kicked back into reality.. fortunately, i can do the kicking myself: it's just that i have to realize that it needs to be done. tonight i realized that, and damn, did it feel good. __________________ "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. " - C. Sagan My (photography) website My Flickr page

11-08-2007, 10:55 AM	#898
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Hey guys! The snails in my saltwater tank in real life are breeding! Trouble is, i dont know whether it's the margarita snails or the nerites...... __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-08-2007, 05:25 PM	#900
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	snort, snicker, grunt __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

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