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Jadera · 06-20-2002, 06:44 PM

kindly man. So

cassiopeia · 06-20-2002, 09:26 PM

he decided to

Heather Wooltoes · 06-20-2002, 09:46 PM

rub lembas batter

Sicirus · 06-20-2002, 10:34 PM

on his unbelievably

Lizra · 06-21-2002, 12:02 AM

hairy legs and

Mirahzi · 06-21-2002, 12:33 AM

other disgustint things

(Yay, you're back!

)

Lizra · 06-21-2002, 12:59 AM

. It felt good!

Mirahzi · 06-21-2002, 02:08 AM

, he procclaimed with

Lizra · 06-21-2002, 02:11 AM

surprise and embarassment

Sicirus · 06-21-2002, 08:00 AM

For Galadriel was

Lizra · 06-21-2002, 08:06 AM

smirking as she

elendili · 06-21-2002, 08:46 AM

watched Elrond waxing

Sicirus · 06-21-2002, 09:32 AM

his new hair

elendili · 06-21-2002, 09:36 AM

with superglue and

Sicirus · 06-21-2002, 09:39 AM

then he put

elendili · 06-21-2002, 09:51 AM

down his ring

***Khamûl*** · 06-21-2002, 10:19 AM

shaped arrows "stupidity is the Characteristic you showed" Then Celeborn got a slimey disgustting note, from Bill covered in horse saliva and other nasty, bodily fluids. The note said "Gimme the Arkenstone or suffer greatly." He quivered with fear, thinking what kind of pervy ideas Bill had that could affect his extremely delicate and sensitive flesh. Then Celeborn screamed madly, shaking in TERROR as Sam drew his frying-pans out from under the feather mattress, preparing to smash the purple glass royal bedpan. Arwen rolled her eyes in a sarcastic and pathetic attempt to dismay the elven lord of Rivendell, her father who wished to lock her up because she liked chocolate covered marshmallows and miruvor, and horticulturalistic topaz trees which Elrond prized highly due to no taste. While Elrond pondered on what should he replace potty with? He had an epiphany. Sauron was the Dark Lord! and not a kindly man. So he decided to rub lembas batter on his unbelievably hairy legs and other disgustint things. It felt good!, he proclaimed with surprise and embarassment, for Galadriel was smirking as she watched Elrond waxing his new hair with superglue and then he put down his ring

There you go, SGH.

Heather Wooltoes · 06-21-2002, 10:57 AM

The ring smelled

Lizra · 06-21-2002, 11:50 AM

something fishy. It

Jador · 06-21-2002, 01:40 PM

was scooped up

06-20-2002, 06:44 PM	#881
Jadera Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 205	kindly man. So __________________ Whaaaaaaaaaat?? ~Chivalry isn't dead, it just transferred to women~

06-20-2002, 09:26 PM	#882
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	he decided to __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

06-20-2002, 09:46 PM	#883
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	rub lembas batter __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

06-20-2002, 10:34 PM	#884
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	on his unbelievably __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-21-2002, 12:02 AM	#885
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	hairy legs and Last edited by Lizra : 06-21-2002 at 12:04 AM.

06-21-2002, 12:33 AM	#886
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	other disgustint things (Yay, you're back! ) __________________ "For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor

06-21-2002, 12:59 AM	#887
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	. It felt good!

06-21-2002, 02:08 AM	#888
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	, he procclaimed with __________________ "For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor

06-21-2002, 02:11 AM	#889
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	surprise and embarassment Last edited by Lizra : 06-21-2002 at 08:07 AM.

06-21-2002, 08:00 AM	#890
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	For Galadriel was __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-21-2002, 08:06 AM	#891
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	smirking as she

06-21-2002, 08:46 AM	#892
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	watched Elrond waxing __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-21-2002, 09:32 AM	#893
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	his new hair __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-21-2002, 09:36 AM	#894
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	with superglue and __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-21-2002, 09:39 AM	#895
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	then he put __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-21-2002, 09:51 AM	#896
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	down his ring __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-21-2002, 10:19 AM	#897
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	shaped arrows "stupidity is the Characteristic you showed" Then Celeborn got a slimey disgustting note, from Bill covered in horse saliva and other nasty, bodily fluids. The note said "Gimme the Arkenstone or suffer greatly." He quivered with fear, thinking what kind of pervy ideas Bill had that could affect his extremely delicate and sensitive flesh. Then Celeborn screamed madly, shaking in TERROR as Sam drew his frying-pans out from under the feather mattress, preparing to smash the purple glass royal bedpan. Arwen rolled her eyes in a sarcastic and pathetic attempt to dismay the elven lord of Rivendell, her father who wished to lock her up because she liked chocolate covered marshmallows and miruvor, and horticulturalistic topaz trees which Elrond prized highly due to no taste. While Elrond pondered on what should he replace potty with? He had an epiphany. Sauron was the Dark Lord! and not a kindly man. So he decided to rub lembas batter on his unbelievably hairy legs and other disgustint things. It felt good!, he proclaimed with surprise and embarassment, for Galadriel was smirking as she watched Elrond waxing his new hair with superglue and then he put down his ring There you go, SGH. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-21-2002, 10:57 AM	#898
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	The ring smelled __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

06-21-2002, 11:50 AM	#899
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	something fishy. It

06-21-2002, 01:40 PM	#900
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	was scooped up __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

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