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Ruinel, I asked Lin why she is consindering herself being married to Jon and she said: Ruinel said it.
Ha. There you have it. Congressmn, sorry I meant our plan, not your plan. PS: Oh, yeah, the soul mates have a plan, but they won't execute it because Jon would be very mad then.
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2) I think perhaps that might have been a mistake. You are only married to Lalaith and Gwaimir (your pregnant wife). 3) I'm not. I just thought it was funny. LOL! 4) Aiiahhh!!! *draws sword* NO ONE is allowed to make fun of Jonathan except ME!!! *stands in front of Jonathan with sword ready to protect him* REMEMBER! He has 2 wives and a baby on the way!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 5) medicine cabinet, bottom shelf, on the left. |
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gwai is pregnant?
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2)what about Lin? Are they divorced? 3) wow *arranging a voyage to save Jonthan and his one thong. * congressmn, didn't you know? GW is pregnant. Ruinel exclaim that several days ago. Last edited by Radagast The Brown : 05-31-2003 at 03:11 PM. |
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yeah..but...Gwai is a man...o well evolution!
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3) Jonathan is Atan. Sadly, he can not take the voyage to the Undying lands. |
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05-31-2003, 03:21 PM | #890 |
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Okay to make things more clear now
1. I am married to Jon (he himself said that) 2. He is also married to Gwaimirwen (she is pregnant) 3. Jon is not married to Lin, that was only a rumour 4. We won't execute our plan (Lin and I). But we think it is very cruel, that Jon decided to have us in a fight - very, very cruel
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Artanis vs. Ruinel [BRONZE MATCH]
The spectators were happy. To everyone’s great surprise, Ruinel had not only brought the One Thong to the mud wrestling match, but she was actually wearing it so that everyone could see it! Artanis whispered to Ruinel: “Psst, isn’t that clothing a little daring? Besides, didn’t you say that you’d never wear a thong again?”. “That’s true”, Ruinel answered. “But I’ll make an exception today. It’s not everyday you get to be in a mud wrestling bronze match!”.
The wrestling match was started. The One Thong gave Ruinel tremendous power and speed, and she could dodge Artanis’s every attack. Ruinel circled around Artanis and gave her light kicks in the back. Occasionally she used her fists too, trying to knock Artanis out. But the weather was cold and Ruinel didn’t have enough clothes to stay warm. Artanis on the other hand was used to cold, living in Norway and all, and she wasn’t disturbed by the weather at all. The cold made Ruinel’s moves slower and it wasn’t long before the contestants moved with equal speed. When Artanis saw that Ruinel became slower and slower, she was filled with joy. She could already see herself wearing the Bronze Medal. With the strength of a Norse Viking, Artanis wrestled down her cold opponent. Laughing, Artanis rubbed mud all over Ruinel’s face while keeping her to the ground. “This is not good”, Ruinel thought. “I must use drastic measures”. Ruinel filled her lungs with air and screamed as loud as she could to the spectators: “Hey, if you cheer on me as much as you can and give me your support to help me win, I promise I’ll take off my One Thong!” And the spectators started cheering on Ruinel like there was no tomorrow. They screamed Ruinel’s name out loud and Ruinel was filled with self-esteem. There was still some power left in Ruinel’s frozen body and under great strain she managed break loose from Artanis’s grasp. Again, Ruinel started circling around Artanis, giving her kicks in the back. The spectators cheered and cheered and Ruinel became stronger and stronger. Soon, Ruinel managed to push Artanis down in the mud just as Artanis had done with her before. But Artanis had no one who cheered for her, so she couldn’t find any strength to get back up. She decided to stop resisting Ruinel and just give up. Ruinel was overjoyed as she received the Mud Wrestling Bronze Medal of 2003. She held up the medal so that the spectators could see it and said with tears in her eyes: “Thank you, I couldn’t have won without you!”. The spectators gave her a round of applause as she fulfilled the promise that she had made earlier…
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Go, Ruinel, you got Bronce. I'm so proud of you.
Come on, let's open a bottle of wine.
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i thought u dint drink. let me open the wine for her...here it is open and it is red.....go ruinel!
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Congressmn, eventually I do drink .... (uh, did I just say that?)
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Oh, no! *reads newspaper: "fake priest marries unsuspecting couples!* Oh, no! Jonathan, you are NOT married!! To ANYONE!!! Wow!!! What a shock!!!
Gwaimirwen is a fake!!! she faked her pregancy to marry you! I hope you didn't spend a lot of money on baby furniture. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a he as well!!! Last edited by Ruinel : 05-31-2003 at 05:09 PM. |
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