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Legolas:Why the wrighter as turned to shakspeer this post is beond me, but I hope you enjoying this as it will be the last one I'm going to do this in!!!
(Exunt, whatever that meens) __________________ Arwen as Juliet:Romeo, Romeo, wereforart thou, Romeo? Aragorn as Romeo  own here!Arwen as Juliet:No! That's not what you're sopost to say! Aragorn as Romeo:These lines are as silly as 152 penguins on a telephone line! I'm much better ad libing. Arwen as Juliet:There is no ad libing in Shakspeer! __________________ (Aragorn and Borameer are walking along in mordor, they come to Gandalf, Saruman, and Ragast) Gandalf, Saruman, and Ragast:Toil toil- Aragorn:This is to much! (Aragorn decapatates everyone exept himself) Aragorn:Why did I kill poor Borameer? (Enter Eowen with sword) Eowen:I am no man! (Eowen stabs Aragorn in the back) Aragorn:This is not in the script... (Aragorn drops dead) __________________ Turanduril:Go take this magic dust, you'll find a sleeping man in the forest, use it on him. Legolas:Yes sir! (Later in the forest) Legolas:Okay, here's the guy, now I just sprinkle this stuff on him (Legolas sprinkles the dust on Aragorn, who is asleep) Legolas:Oh what fools these mortals be! I forget my lines! Gandalf(In a directors cap):Cut! Come on! You're an elf! You should remember this stuff! Legolas:That's raceal discrimanation. (Gandalf turns Legolas into a giant pink fluffy bunny) __________________ Aragorn:To be or not to be? That is the question! Weather tis nobler to... I forget my lines. __________________ (The rest of this post isn't shakspeer spoofs) __________________ Gandalf:I am the very modal of a modern magor genaral, I know information Animal, Vetchtable and Minaral, I know all the kings of england and.... (After all this) Lead corsare:Why should we not attack you? Gandalf:I am a orfen boy. Lead corsare o you meen orfan as in very frequently or orfen as in someone without parents.Gandalf:Someone without parents. Lead corsare:Our corsare laws protect you! __________________ Eowen:I am no man! Lead nasguil:I think we all know that by now. Eowen:Huh? Lead nasguil:You've said it orfen. Eowen o you meen orfen frequently or orfen someone without parents?Lead nasguil:Orfen, frequently. Eowen:Ah, __________________ Aragorn:I am the very noodle of modern meger genaral, I know information literal, bilateral, and minaral I know the kings of scotland and- Gandalf(Again in directors cap):You messed up that song so much I'm fireing you! Aragorn:Okay... (Aragorn starts to leave then Gandalf lights him on fire) __________________ (At the black gate) Aragorn:Eulia! Pippin:He hasn't read any of thouse books in a long time.
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03-16-2006, 08:51 PM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
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LOL! But how does "orphan" mean "very frequently"? Never heard of that usage. Dialogue for often?
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03-17-2006, 07:07 PM
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Ring-smith
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03-23-2006, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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Shelob- Naw thanks, I'm on a diet....
Popcorn Ork- I'm too sexy for this war, too sexy for this war... Gimli- Does this axe make me look fat? Gimli- *hem hem* Galadriel, dear, I think you need to wax.... Faramer- Thats SIR Runs with scizors to you! Eomer to Eowyn- Hey good lookin! Faramer (with shrink)- It makes me feal inadiquate and undervalued! *cries* daddy!!! Aragorn (With company)- Were knights of the round table! Aragorn- on second thought, RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
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03-24-2006, 01:14 AM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
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I love that Shelob one. Hmm...I didn't realize incest was allowed in Rohan. Maybe I should move there: it would make absolutely no impact on my life whatsoever.  Ah, I just love being an only child (you don't have to share the computer, for one thing!).
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03-24-2006, 02:41 AM
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Elf Lord
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Thank you! (Lucky! EA is oldest of 3...)
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03-24-2006, 02:43 AM
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Elf Lord
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Princess Runs-with-scissors!
You know that ork that looks like he is fresh from the microwave? He spits on the castle bolder thing after narrowly dogeing it.....
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03-24-2006, 03:02 AM
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04-17-2006, 05:33 PM
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Ring-smith
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(Frodo and Gandalf are talking in rivendale)
Frodo:So can you make a nice cheese sandwhich with this ring? Gandalf:Yes, but the ham sandwhich is better, you'll need the ring of mayo if you want it just right... Frodo(Narating):It was about then that I realised that Gandalf didn't know what he was talking about... Gandalf:However useing a ring of mayo is very dangerus... Frodo:So do you know were the rings of mayo are? Gandalf:Yes... they were forged by the sub sandwhich smiths of long long ago... now they are scattered. Frodo:What if Souron got a mayo ring? Gandalf:Then all of rohan would be a sandwhich! Frodo(Again narating):And that's when I realised that Gandy had compleatly lost his marbles... Gandalf:He already has the ring of Backyards and the ring of picnic blankets! If he got a ring of mayo he could make a picnic! Frodo:And what's wrong with that? Gandalf:Then all would be lost!!! Frodo:Why? Gandalf:The river isen would be soda and the misty mounten would be covered in ice cream! Frodo:Help! Gandalf:The shire would be covered one big mess of french frys and Gondor would have to much bratworst! (Two elven gaurds show up) Gandalf:Souron must not get a ring of mayo! He musen't! Frodo(Narating):And then ol' Gandy got to live in a room with padded walls and lived happly ever after
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04-17-2006, 05:45 PM
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04-17-2006, 06:02 PM
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Agh, sounds like a stoner version of LOTR.
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04-17-2006, 06:10 PM
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Is that why I have the munchies?
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04-20-2006, 01:00 AM
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(Gandalf on entmoot )Gandalf:Hmm... what should my user-name be... maybe "Gandalf"?... (it might be taken it might not, I've been up to late) Gandalf:Oh, it's taken? Who would have taken my name? SARUMAN!!! HE GOT HERE FIRST!!! (Saruman enters room) Saruman:Hey... Gandalf id you use my name on the web site?Saruman:No, why would I post on the messige board of a web site that hasn't updated this melenia! (No offence but I'm trying to make Saruman seem hughty) Gandalf:If you didn't then... (Souron enters room with coffie cup that says 'worlds best firey eye') Souron:Hi... Gandalf id you use my name on here?Souron:No, I don't like dissgusing my defeat. Frodo E AGONY OF DE FEAT!(I've been up to late and I'm shure the great eye is going to show up on the computer screen, almost shure... maybe...)
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04-20-2006, 06:11 PM
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Elf Lord
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(I know there are others like this)
sam: Frodo- *insert curse here* this! I'm going home! See ya!
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04-20-2006, 08:11 PM
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[at the Cracks of Doom]
Frodo: the ring is mine! Sam: no mr. frodo! Gollum: it's ours! [frodo and gollum enter battle stances] Announcer: ladies and gentlemen! tonight, for yor viewing pleasure, we have two powerful contestants! in this corner- S: oh , shut up! [throws frying pan] F: anyway, er, die! [attacks] S: well, i guess i'll just watch than...good thing i brought some strawberries and cream... [gollum is trying to shove frodo over the edge] [in walks bolger!] Fatty: oh! 'ello frodo old boy! how you been? who's this bloke, eh? Frodo: well, fatso, i'm kind of in the middle of something here... Gollum: bloke? what's a bloke, precious? eh? what's a bloke? gollum! gollum! Fatty: oi! what a nasty little blighter! let's see if we can take him down, mates! [fatty hurls gollum over the edge with a flick of his wrist] Frodo: how'd you do that, eh? Fatty: well, you see, i eat my spinach and drink my milk, like all growing boys should...mate... Frodo: oh...well...[tosses ring into fire]let's get outta here...and stop talking like the crocadile hunter! Fatty: what d'you mean, mate? crikey... [walk out, hand in hand] [fade into sam and phsychiatrist's{sp?}] Sam: and than he walked out, and i never saw him again...but i'll never be able to forget him...oh, mr. frodo!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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04-20-2006, 08:14 PM
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Elf Lord
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Lol!
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04-20-2006, 08:16 PM
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Dreamweaver
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[bows] graci...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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04-20-2006, 08:26 PM
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Elf Lord
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Aragorn: (At reunion with Arwen) Dang it! Your back! I was hopeing I'd have a chance with Eowyn! She is so much hotter than you!
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04-20-2006, 08:32 PM
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gandalf: there are some who call me...tim?
--- gandalf [yet again] in moria: none shall pass! balrog: i have no quarrel with you, good sir wizard. gandalf: none shall pass! balrog: but i must cross this bridge! gandalf: than you shall die! --- boromir: [blows horn] and i think to myself, what a wonderful world...[blows horn] oh bugger it...[blows horn] --- saruman [old lady voice]: and i said to radagast, look, you, if you want to borrow some sugar, just ask! the silly boy! anyway- gandalf:er, saruman, the cameras back on... saruman: oh....er...like i was saying...[deep masculine voice] you have elected, the way, OF PAIN! ---
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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