Teacup Café XIX - Page 44

hectorberlioz · 10-26-2007, 08:59 PM

[NOTE: This post supposedly contained sexual insinuations. Please ignore.]

BeardofPants · 10-26-2007, 09:48 PM

Hector, stop talking about your genitalia, nobody wants to know.

hectorberlioz · 10-26-2007, 10:58 PM

Is that your idea of humor?

durinsbane2244 · 10-26-2007, 11:13 PM

is that your idea of a face?!?!?! OOOOOOH!!! (wow...immature...)

hectorberlioz · 10-26-2007, 11:17 PM

And jokes about genitalia are SO ha-lar-ee-us

...

***Tessar*** · 10-26-2007, 11:27 PM

Oh come now, Hector, you did leave yourself open for that one

.

hectorberlioz · 10-27-2007, 12:09 AM

[NOTE: This post supposedly contained sexual insinuations. Please ignore.]

BeardofPants · 10-27-2007, 01:28 AM

Body parts are bad for the soul? That's kinda bad innit - given how the soul is 'sposed to reside in there somewheres?

***Tessar*** · 10-27-2007, 02:32 AM

Luckily the soul does not reside in one's pants, or many a cold-legged 'mooter would be soulless. *significant look at BoP*

BeardofPants · 10-27-2007, 04:23 AM

Do you know, I coulda sworn I just heard the whooshing sound of a significant look going right over my head.

**Mari** · 10-27-2007, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

And you gals think those can hold up to my F-16?

I heard something about an airdefense shield, so yeah, that should work. Besides, I don't intend to go stand in the line of fire. It's just a precaution should something accidentaly go in my direction. Because I know no one in here would actually try to hurt me. *she states with a certainty she doesn't feel in her heart...* perhaps I really should start looking for something better...
mwuhaha, magic will do the trick!

Acalewia · 10-27-2007, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

I heard something about an airdefense shield, so yeah, that should work. Besides, I don't intend to go stand in the line of fire. It's just a precaution should something accidentaly go in my direction. Because I know no one in here would actually try to hurt me. *she states with a certainty she doesn't feel in her heart...* perhaps I really should start looking for something better...
mwuhaha, magic will do the trick!

Always.

And with that comment Hector made in the picture thread, it's no wonder so many people are preparing to go to war with him

And hector, you did leave yourself open for the genitalia joke

hectorberlioz · 10-27-2007, 06:52 PM

(edited)

durinsbane2244 · 10-27-2007, 07:15 PM

uh, i wasn't really making any joke. i was just using the cliche "your face" thing...

BeardofPants · 10-27-2007, 09:02 PM

Nothing kills a good joke like having to do the 'splainy thing.

Not much to explain you old prude. I was just making a funneh cos it sounded like you were talking about yer tackle. Nothin' perverted about that. Unless you think having a pee pee is perverted?

... wait... isn't this the guy that used to blather on about wimminz underoos?
*smacks Hector

sisterandcousinandaunt · 10-28-2007, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

now I'm Tom Jones...

Brilliant, as the Brits say.

http://www.geocities.com/woodro11/unusual.html

*notes to self to try to figure out why Hector is obsessed with odd men named Tom*

The last sane person · 10-28-2007, 05:47 AM

Not only blather about them, but wear them too...

Channeling Rudy Giuliani, are we?

Strange times, strange times.

durinsbane2244 · 10-28-2007, 09:37 AM

oh, what sorry times are these, that passing ruffians can say "nee" at will to old women...

hectorberlioz · 10-28-2007, 09:56 AM

edited

The last sane person · 10-28-2007, 12:34 PM

Right...not going there...

Anyways, just to be all reminiscent an junk, I was reading back on the Thirteen day war, and the original battle between me and you, Hector. Hehehe, man, those were some fun teacups...

10-26-2007, 08:59 PM	#861
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	[NOTE: This post supposedly contained sexual insinuations. Please ignore.] __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 10-28-2007 at 06:33 PM.

10-26-2007, 09:48 PM	#862
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hector, stop talking about your genitalia, nobody wants to know. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

10-26-2007, 10:58 PM	#863
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Is that your idea of humor? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-26-2007, 11:13 PM	#864
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	is that your idea of a face?!?!?! OOOOOOH!!! (wow...immature...) __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

10-26-2007, 11:17 PM	#865
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	And jokes about genitalia are SO ha-lar-ee-us ... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-26-2007, 11:27 PM	#866
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Oh come now, Hector, you did leave yourself open for that one .

10-27-2007, 12:09 AM	#867
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	[NOTE: This post supposedly contained sexual insinuations. Please ignore.] __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 10-28-2007 at 06:33 PM.

10-27-2007, 01:28 AM	#868
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Body parts are bad for the soul? That's kinda bad innit - given how the soul is 'sposed to reside in there somewheres? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

10-27-2007, 02:32 AM	#869
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Luckily the soul does not reside in one's pants, or many a cold-legged 'mooter would be soulless. significant look at BoP

10-27-2007, 04:23 AM	#870
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Do you know, I coulda sworn I just heard the whooshing sound of a significant look going right over my head. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

10-27-2007, 06:52 PM	#873
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	(edited) __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 10-28-2007 at 06:35 PM.

10-27-2007, 07:15 PM	#874
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	uh, i wasn't really making any joke. i was just using the cliche "your face" thing... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

10-27-2007, 09:02 PM	#875
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Nothing kills a good joke like having to do the 'splainy thing. Not much to explain you old prude. I was just making a funneh cos it sounded like you were talking about yer tackle. Nothin' perverted about that. Unless you think having a pee pee is perverted? ... wait... isn't this the guy that used to blather on about wimminz underoos? smacks Hector __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 10-27-2007 at 09:03 PM.*

10-28-2007, 05:47 AM	#877
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Not only blather about them, but wear them too... Channeling Rudy Giuliani, are we? Strange times, strange times. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-28-2007, 09:37 AM	#878
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	oh, what sorry times are these, that passing ruffians can say "nee" at will to old women... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

10-28-2007, 09:56 AM	#879
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	edited __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 10-28-2007 at 07:07 PM.

10-28-2007, 12:34 PM	#880
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Right...not going there... Anyways, just to be all reminiscent an junk, I was reading back on the Thirteen day war, and the original battle between me and you, Hector. Hehehe, man, those were some fun teacups... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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