05-31-2002, 06:06 AM | #861 |
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*jumps up and down enthusiastically*
Wow! Those are great!!! When my exams finish, I'll have to start mangling again!
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05-31-2002, 09:21 AM | #862 |
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*applause*
Great song, Dwarven Sen!
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05-31-2002, 04:00 PM | #863 |
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great song dwarven Sen!!!
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05-31-2002, 09:55 PM | #864 |
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songbook update: I haven't started adding new songs yet, but I've organised it and fixed up what I have so far. I can't work on it much this weekend because there is some sort of evil conspiracy to load the last few days of my existance as a high school student with work, but as soon as I'm done with that, I will have time to finish it!
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06-01-2002, 01:47 PM | #865 |
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sorry i haven't been here in a while. slight internet ban. as you know i'm no good at mangling but i was just thinking of some songs that the bards of the moot might want to mangle for me. My favourite at the moment is Hero by Chad Kroeger from the spiderman soundtrack (NOT hero by enrique)
i was thinking that could have mangling potential what with the whole hero theme-there are plenty to chose from. someone want to give it a go?
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06-01-2002, 02:08 PM | #866 |
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I would if i knew the song...you could send me the lyrics and i'll go from there, if you like. it might come out funny since i don't know the tune, but i'll definetly give it a shot.
btw, i like your new avatar better than the blinking one. it's a pretty picture... -tano
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06-01-2002, 02:11 PM | #867 |
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thankyou very much tano
i'll have a look for the lyrics and will pm them to you if i find them.
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06-16-2002, 08:14 AM | #868 |
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EG said that I can post the songs now so she could add them to the book. Here goes:
I Slay the Orcs (Originally I Write The Songs by Bruce Johnston, sung by B. Manilow) I've been alive for Ages, and I slew the very first orc I killed the Trolls and the Great Balrogs together I am Noldo and I slay the orcs I slay the orcs that make the whole world cringe I slay the orcs of dark and dreadful things I slay the orcs that make the entwives cry I slay the orcs, I slay the orcs My home lies deep in Greenwood And I've got my own place to patrol Now, when I look out through the woods I slay again, even though I'm very old Oh my arrows make them dance And strikes some fear into their advance And I slew some Olog-Hai so troops can move Battle fills your heart Well, Anduin’s a place to start Orcs fear me, orcs dread you Orcs fear you, orcs dread me It's a worldwide cavalry I slay the orcs that make the whole world cringe I slay the orcs of dark and dreadful things I slay the orcs that make the entwives cry I slay the orcs, I slay the orcs
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06-16-2002, 08:16 AM | #869 |
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WHAT THE WOLD NEEDS NOW
(Originally WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW Lyrics by Hal David; Music by Burt Bacharach) What the wold needs now is Gahn-Buri-Gahn He’s the only wose that we’re just in need of What the wold needs now is Gahn-Buri-Gahn No, not just for now, but for every sun Wose men dont need any more stone men There are stone men for Gorgun enough to fight There are tree folk for Gorgun enough to cross Enough to last till the end of war What the wold needs now is Gahn-Buri-Gahn He’s the only wose that we’re just in need of What the wold needs now is Gahn-Buri-Gahn No, not just for now, but for every sun Wose men dont need another hollow There are big trees and hill caves enough to hide There are small streams and moonbeams enough to shine Yes, we are Wose, you not need to know What the wold needs now is Gahn-Buri-Gahn He’s the only wose that we’re just in need of What the wold needs now is Gahn-Buri-Gahn No, not just for now, but for every sun No, not just for now Oh, but just for ev'ry sun
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06-16-2002, 08:18 AM | #870 |
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Sindar Sailing
(Originally Sailing by Christopher Cross) It's not that far from Imladris Although it's not like Bree And if the ship is right you can sail away And find Taniquetil The Eldar can do miracles Just you wait Gimli Believe me It's not far to the Undying Lands Although men cannot attend And if the ship is right you can find your joy Galadriel again The Eldar can do miracles Just you wait Gimli Believe me Sailing Takes us away To where I've always dreamed elves should be Just a map and the wind to carry thee And soon we will find peace Birds at Sea They get the best of me When I'm sailing All caught up like the Teleri Every gull sings a symphony Won't you believe me? We won't turn back to Havens Grey At least we won't today And when the ship's alright you can sail away And find Elve's destiny The Eldar can do miracles Just you wait Gimli Believe me
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06-16-2002, 08:20 AM | #871 |
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JRR'S ROAD
(Originally THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD byLennon/McCartney) The road goes on and on, it leads from your door, Quests never disappear, Sam's walked that road before, Elves always lead me here, lead me to your door. The dark and fright'ning wraiths, that the fords washed away, Have left a path of fears, trembling here all day. Why leave me close to tears? Show me westward ways. Many times I've read alone, and many times I've cried. Anyway you'll never know the many books I've tried, And still they lead me back, to that stout-hearted Frode. 'Lords' left me weeping here, when Frodo had to go. The Books to me are dear, there's Sam at you door. But still they lead me back, the road goes ever on and on. 'Lords' left me weeping here, when Frodo had to go. The Books to me are dear, there's Sam at you door. Yea, yea, yea, yea.
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06-16-2002, 08:24 AM | #872 |
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Merry
(Originally Mandy by Scott English and Richard Kerr, performed by B. Manilow) I remember from the Shire Runnin' east from blades of ice Shadows of old kings We peeked through a window Frightened of the Eye The night goes into Mornin', we cut short our stay No more people pass our way Thinkin’ of the eye I see a memory I never realized How lucky we’re in Bree, oh Merry Well you came with young Pip, no complainin' But we just ran away, oh Merry Though you saved me and kept me from dyin' Oh I miss you today, oh Merry Standin' on the Crack of Doom Sneaked away to lands of gloom Caught up in a web and uphill climbin' The orcs are on my mind My stories ain’t rhymin', oh Merry Dyin’ in a dream The lava’s flowin’ There’s a sudden breeze Eagles are comin', oh Merry You came with young Pip, no complainin' But we just ran away, oh Merry You saved me and kept me from dyin' Oh I miss you today, oh Merry
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06-16-2002, 08:26 AM | #873 |
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Samwise’s Song
(Originally Danny's Song by Loggins/Messina) Frodo smiles and tells me I'm the lucky one Elanor has come, think I'm gonna have a son He will be like Rose and me, and free as a Took Here have a look, someday he’s gonna learn to cook CHORUS: (Chorus) (And) even though we ain't caught conies We’ll stew some taters my Rosie Everything will feed our little loves And in the morning breakfast times Bring a bulb and then slice and dice And tell me every meal is gonna be all right Seems as though some years ago I was questing nigh Against the Eye, oh I was a worried guy Now a lad, a lass, a mate that share my name Now I'm done with fame, the Shire will never be the same CHORUS Golden-haired hobbit kids is a very good sign Strong and kind, and the fairest girl is mine Now I see some hobbits where there once was none Now peace has begun, where’re we gonna raise our son? CHORUS Love our girls, they hold the world with their golden locks And sturdy stock, Tooks will surely try their luck And if one day you’re whisked away, don’t worry ‘bout me I won't go to Bree, I’ll be sailing Western seas CHORUS
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06-16-2002, 08:29 AM | #874 |
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Fourth Age Is On
(Originally What's Going On Written by: Al Cleveland/Marvin Gaye/Renaldo Benson) Manwe, Manwe There's too many Valar crying Varda, Varda, Varda There's far too many Eldar dying You know we've got to find a way To sail West to your Isles today - Ai Gandalf, Gandalf We don't need to help men slay You see, war is not the answer For only One Ring?s fate will say For halflings got to find a way To bring the Dark Lord?s end today Balrog mines and Ring-Wraith?s signs May punish nine with brutality Lost one Grey, and one next day Oh, Fourth Age is on Fourth Age is on Ya, Fourth Age is on Ai, Fourth Age is on In the mean time Run on, Gimli Run on Run on Varda, Varda, Gondor?s people think we're gone Oh, but who are they to judge us Simply because we age so long Oh, you know we've got to find a way To sail West to your Isles today Ai Balrog mines and Ring-Wraith signs May punish nine with brutality Talk to me So you can see Fourth Age is on Ai, Fourth Age is on Told ya Fourth Age is on I'll tell you Fourth Age is on - Uh Run on Gimli Run on Gimli
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06-16-2002, 08:35 AM | #875 |
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TOO LATE, DARK LORD
(Originally IT'S TOO LATE Carole King) Stayed in touch with Nazgul just to pass the time Forces are upon thee, there can be no denying One of them's a halfling, and one of them's a Man-King And it's too late, Dark Lord, now it's too late Though you really did try to find it One Ring's inside, you'll die and I can't hide And I just can't take it It used to be so easy ruling here with you We reigned strong as men see and I knew just what to do Now you lost your One Ring, and I feel like a fool And it's too late, Dark Lord, now it's too late Though you really did try to find it One Ring's inside, you?ll die and I can't hide And I just can't take it Ain't no good times coming for both me and you The reign of men is here, don't you feel it too I'm not glad for what we had, I wish that I'd just fooled you And it's too late, Dark Lord, now it's too late Though you really did try to find it One Ring's inside, you'll die and I can't hide And I just can't take it
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06-16-2002, 08:39 AM | #876 |
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Oh Gamgee, You Ninny
(Originally Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da By Paul McCartney) Samwise has a garden near the Baggins place, Rosie is old Cotton?s lovely lass. Samwise says to Rosie-girl I like your face, and Rosie says this as she takes him by the hand. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on. Samwise takes a pony to the Maggot?s stores, buys some twenty bulbs for onion rings. Takes it back to Rosie waiting at the door, and as he gives it to her she begins to sing. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on. In a couple of years, they have built a home, sweet home. With a couple of kids running in the yard, of Samwise and Rosie Gamge. Happy ever after in the Baggins place, Samwise warms the children by the Fire. Rosie stays at home and does his pretty face, And in the evening she's a singer of the Shire. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on. In a couple of years, they have built a home, sweet home. With a couple of kids running in the yard, of Samwise and Rosie Gamge. Happy ever after in the Baggins place, Rosie warms the children by the Fire. Samwise stays at home and does his pretty face, And in the evening she's a singer of the Shire. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on. Oh Gamgee, you ninny, just go on bra, la-la just let life go on.
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06-16-2002, 11:12 AM | #877 |
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My... you have been busy! I guess this grants you a reprieve from toe sucking!
Oh, and who said you could swipe the beatles songs? (j/k)
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06-16-2002, 11:48 AM | #878 |
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As long as you dip them in vodka for 2 minutes, I'll do the toes for free.
And you kiwis probably know more Beatles songs than I do anyway. You can do those.
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06-16-2002, 11:51 AM | #879 |
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You trying to get me drunk, you naughty yellow bouncing shoe?
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06-16-2002, 11:55 AM | #880 |
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How can you get drunk through your hooves, I mean toes? <hic>
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