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02-09-2006, 12:45 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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More ringwraith humor (helped by my cusan).
__________________ Ringwraith1:JJJJJEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY ????????? Ringwraith2:I can't find Jerry anywere! Ringwraith1:Maybe he's up there. (Points to weathertop) Ringwraith2:Hey! There are people up there! Maybe they can tell us were Jerry is. (Later at wethertop) Ringwraith2:Anybody seen Jerry? (Sam rushes them and get knocked down) Ringwraith1:Let's see if the hobbits are tender for roasting. Ringwraith2:I'll check. (Pokes Frodo with dagger) Ringwraith2:Yup. (Aragorn shows up with torches) Aragorn:YEAAAA!!!!!!!! Ringwraith1:Have you seen Jerry? Hey! Stop swinging those around! __________________
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02-09-2006, 12:49 PM
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An enigma in a conundrum
Join Date: Oct 1999
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....Frodo on Weathtop...."SERENITY NOW!"
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02-09-2006, 09:39 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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one day, at the council of elrond.....
elrond: look, the ring must be destroyed, or else- [takes of glasses dramatically] the dark lord will conquer! DUN DUN DUN! all:gasp!! gandalf: but surely there's another way! if we give sauron a cold, his nose will be so runny that- wait! it's too crazy! [whispers plan in elrond's ear] elrond: oh, it's crazy! so crazy, it just might wor- no, no, no, i'd be willing to bet it's actually so crazy it just might get us fried, sliced, spliced, diced, miced[?], grilled, burned, kabobbed, stabbed, slaughtered, and all other ways expired....so, like i said, [quickly puts glasses back on and slowly takes them off again for dramatic effect] the ring must be destroyed! gandalf: oh, fine! who needs originality? i will help you bear this burden, blah blah blah! [walks off muttering] destroy this ring! destroy that ring! next thing you know he'll want aragorn on the throne of gondor....no one knows the power of the sniffles...sigh...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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02-10-2006, 05:38 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Mostly in the computer
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 i love that movie
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"My heart's right down to my toes, Mr. Pippin", Sam said, "but we aren't etten yet, and there's some stout folk with us. Whatever's in store for old Gandalf, I'll wager it isn't a wolf belly!" Some time later and a few dead wolf packs... "What did I tell you, Mr.Pippin?" said Sam, sheathing his sword. "Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no doubt. Nearly singed the hair off my head!" |
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02-17-2006, 04:54 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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this is Me9996s little sis
__________________ Gandalf: has anyone seen my wittle doggy woggy foo foo face? Legoles: hehehehehe hahahahahaha hohoho hahahaha!!!!! Gimli: Yeah I saw him.... Gandalf: where is she??? (gandalf's dog) Killer: it's a he..... ( killer rides up in tank along with legoles's new kitten) Legoles: Hi ,Yo-mama! Gandalf: WHO?!?! Legoles: my new kitty her names Yo-mama!Yo-mama: yo! meow! waaaazzzuupp! Gimli: Killer: we go joy ride!!! WWHHOOOOOO!!!!!! Aragorn: Yo-mama: MMEEOOOWWW!!! WHOOPY!!!!!! to be continued.... __________________ Note from me9996: I aproved of this one...
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02-17-2006, 05:36 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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I've played the BFMEII demo too much... So you get to suffer!!!
 __________________ (A bunch of uruk-hai are chaseing Boramere) Ugluk:Ha! We have them now! (Merry and Pippin show up) Ugluk:OH NO!!! BLOOD-THIRSTY HOBBITS!!! (Ugluk Jumps into another Uruk-hais arms) Uruk-hai lutenent:Oh come on... (The uruk-hai lutenent charges Merry and Pippin, and then gets decapitated by Pippin) Ugluk:SEE!?! (All the Uruk-hai pause for moment) The Uruk-hai:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They run screeming) *Later at Orthanc* Saruman:Why don't you have the ring? Ugluk:It was guarded by Visous BLOODTHIRSTY HOBBITS!!! Saruman(Overly dramatic):**GASP**
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02-17-2006, 05:38 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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sauron: frodo, i am your father!!
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02-17-2006, 05:47 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
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The Bagginses are taking over! Blood-thirsty Hobbits indeed!
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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02-17-2006, 05:52 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
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merry: no cake please, i'm not hungry
and of course, drogo was injured by gandalf, and now is sustained by a strange black suit and goes by the name of darth sauron |
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02-17-2006, 07:57 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
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Darth Sauron was the shortest Evil Sith Lord of all. Darth Sauron (at the Black Gate while Orc and men of Gondor and Rohan fight below): *looks up at Witch-King* What's happening? Witch-King: *looks down at Darth Sauron the Short* Shall I describe it to you, our would like me to find you a box?
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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02-17-2006, 08:00 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
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gollum: mmm, precious it is to us, my young jedi,
gollum: lead the assault, master aragorn can |
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02-17-2006, 08:26 PM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
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02-23-2006, 12:45 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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:p
Head Nasgiul: Do not come between a Nasgiul and his prey, or we will take you to the houses of lamanation, where you will be encoated in a thin layer of plastic that makes you waterproof.
__________________ Merry & Pippin:...truuuuuueee, comes from that red dragon! Frodo:Green! Merry:What? Frodo:It's the green dragon! Green! Not red! __________________ This one is inspired by the BFMEII demo... __________________ Sam:58% tunnle efishentcy? Come on! Frodo:What are you talking about? Sam:It's this game I've been playing... Look at this! (Sam sends a cave troll against a bunch of dwarves, the cave troll knocks the dwraves across the screen) Frodo:... Sam:And look at this! (Sam sends in a fire drake, The fire drake kills Gimli, in the game) Sam:MUHAHAHAHA!!! Frodo:Why did you do that? Sam:And look at this. (Sam -in the game- sends Souron against Frodo, Souron moves very slow) Frodo:Why did you do that? (In the game Souron kills Frodo) Frodo:That's it I'm leaveing... (Frodo goes out the door of Sams hobbit hole and sees a very large mouse cursor above his head) Frodo:What on earth? (The mouse cursor clicks) Frodo:I have a bad feeling about this... (A bunch of orcs attack Frodo, but he fends them off) Frodo:What on Middle Earth? (A very large dragon [is there another kind?] swoops at Frodo but Frodo escapes at runs in Sams hobbit hole) Frodo:You won't beleave what's going on out there! Sam:Hold on, I just gotta kill you again... Frodo:I hope you didn't meen that the way it sounded. Sam:Your guy on here just ran in a hobbit hole, I'd better attack it. Frodo:What?!? (The roof is ripped of sams hobbit hole) Frodo:AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! (Frodo wakes up, he's wereing bunny pajamas) Frodo:Oh, it's just a dream. (Later that day, at Sams house.) Sam:I gotta show you this game I got for my computer! (It's the BFMEII demo) Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA... (Fade out with Frodo still screeming) __________________ __________________ (Saruman walking around with Palanteer in hand) Saruman:Can you hear me now? Good... Can you hear me now? Good... __________________ (on the Jorney through the mountens on the border of Mordor Frodo is separated from sam and captured by orcs) Frodo:Where are we going? Orc captan:To the great eye. (Orcs 1&2 chuckle) Frodo:Oh, no... (After a while the orcs capture Gollum as well) Gollum:Please don't take us there! PLEASE!!! (After a long time they come to Balan Du'r) Orc2:Were these or your brains'll fry... that'll be nice... (Orc2 hands Frodo and Gollum red tinted sunglasses) Orc captan:You are to see the great eye... Go though there or I'll gut you. (Frodo and Gollum go though a few doors and come into a room with the eye in it) The eye:Give me the one ring! Frodo:Out of my cold dead hobbity hands! (Frodo takes off the sunglasses only to find that without them it's just a plain old room and insted of the eye there's Sam with a control panle) Sam:Give me the ring! Frodo:What the?!? (By now Gollum has removed his tinted sunglasses) Gollum:We told you not the trust the fat hobbit, but no... Sam:Give me the ring so I can rule the world once more!!! Frodo:If your Souron then...? Sam:Meet Morgoth. (The old gaffer comes in) Frodo:This is weirding me out. Sam/Souron:Give me the one ring Frodo Frodo:No! Sam/Souron:Then meet my acomplesses... Saruman... (Merry comes in) Sam/Souron:...And wormtounge... (Pippin comes in) Frodo:What the??? (Frodo wakes up, in bunny suit pajamas) Frodo:Man! Another nightmare! (A knock on the door) Frodo:Who is it? Little voices from the other side of the door:We reprent the lollypop guild!... __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a one ton ameba! __________________ (Frodo finds himself in smogs cave in his bunny suit PJs) Frodo:It's another nightmare! Smog:Huh? Frodo on't mind me, I'm just haveing another nightmare...Smog:I'm haveing the weirdest dream too... (Smog wakes up) __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm just singing in the rain! (Brakes into song) __________________
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03-02-2006, 07:43 PM
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Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
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Gollum the Ent: Givessss... usss... hoom.. the... Ring!
Frodo: No. Gollum the Ent: *runs very slowly after Frodo* Don't be... hoom... hasty. Frodo: Sorry, you're too slow. *tosses Ring into Mount Doom* Gollum the Ent: Nooooo.... *jumps after Ring in slow motion* Frodo: Wow, I didn't know it was possible to fall in slow motion..
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
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03-07-2006, 07:59 AM
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Spaceman Spiff
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me
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Sam: Well Frodo, now that Gollum is here I don't think you need me any more. I'm just going to head back to the Shire. Good luck with the ring thing, maybe you can stop by for dinner some time. Gollum you take care buddy and the invite for dinner is open to you as well.
*Sam skips off whistling*
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03-07-2006, 08:01 PM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
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LOL!
EDIT: Why did Entmoot resize my text? I put "LOL!" and it put "Lol!"?
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03-11-2006, 02:00 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Farameer:And do they have black squirels in mirkwood?... Wait, were are we?
Soldier1:I think we're in ithilian. Farameer: (akword silance) Soldier2 inners ready!Farameer:Okay let's go! Frodo:Shouldn't you blindfold us or something? Farameer:Nah, I don't think you're dangerus... (after dinner...) Farameer:Now let's go swiming!!! Soldiers:YAY!!! Frodo(wispering):Sam, go take all their weapons and armor. Sam(Very loud):Okay! I'll go steel all their stuff! Farameer:Oh no! The hobbits are takeing our stuff! Frodo(drawing sword):And what are you going to do about it? Farameer:This. (Runs around screeming while some strange piano music is playing) Gollum(With english actsent):Hello old chaps! Nice wether to-day, all bright and sunny! Frodo:Not you again! Gollum(Still with actsent):Well I'd better be of now! Pip pip! Cherio! (Farameer falls over with exastion and music stops) Frodo:And now to take over the world! Sam:Why? Frodo:Becouse I am Souron digised as a hobbit! Sam:Then what happened to Mr. Frodo? Frodo/Souron:There never was a Frodo! Sam:Okay. (Sam pulls a rope and a very large anvil falls on Frodo/Souron) Farameer:You saved middle earth! Sam:I am realy Saruman! Farameer:
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03-11-2006, 02:17 AM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
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LOL! That reminds me of Mission Impossible two, with all the high(hi!)-tech masks. Remember, Nurv? Remember our joke about the high-tech masks? Wait, come to think of it, I dont' think I've ever seen Nurv in here...
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03-12-2006, 01:35 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia
Before I go to church...
(Note:Everthing in italics is to the tune of 'Elephant elevator oporator') __________________ (Isenguard, Grima wormtoung entering) Grima:Gandalf has an elf a dwarf and a man with him, the man had a weird ring on. Saruman:To my ilistrated ensyclopedia! Theme song people:Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia (Saruman look through that big book you see him looknig through in the movies) Saruman:Let's see...Aragorn...Lembras... Here it is! That weird ring! Grima:What does your ilistrated snsyclopedia... Theme song people:Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia (During theme song Grima dances like a 90 year old man and Saruman just stands and looks annoyed) Saruman:Gandy- Gandalf(off screen):Gandalf! Saruman:Gandalf- Gandalf(Off screen):Thank you! Saruman:He thinks he found isildors ear Grima:'Ear'? Saruman:That's what it says in the book. Grima:Are you shure it's not just a typo? Saruman(Wispering):That's what my ilistrated ensyclopedia says Theme song people:Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia Saruman:Stop that! Theme song people:Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia Grima:I like the ilistra- (Saruman covers Grima mouth but it's too late!) Theme song people:Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia Grima:Can I look in your- Saruman on't say it!Theme song people:Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia Saruman:Grima, stop saying that. Grima:What? Saruman:That (Motions to the book he keeps reading) Theme song people:Sarumans ilistrated ensyclopedia Saruman:Will you guys stop that? Theme song people:why should weeeeee stoooooop? Saruman:I'll get you all fired! Theme song people:Then we'll wooork for Gandalf! (Later at Minas Tirith) Gandalf:We must attack the black gate! Theme song people:Weeee muuust attack the black gate! Gandalf:AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-12-2006, 02:44 PM
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of the House of Fëanor
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Me9996 - funny stuff, as usual! That skit was like a cross between a Saturday Night Live parody skit and a Monty Python skit.
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