Teacup Café XIX - Page 43

hectorberlioz · 10-24-2007, 10:26 AM

Sure thing, Mari (and thank you for the massage)...

*drinks his hot chocolate, eats a smore*

here's how it all went...

One night in the Teacup, a band of merriers were having the time of their life drinking and talking, and just having a good time.

But quite suddenly the doors of the Teacup flew open, and General Sane, with her helmet visor down, cape flowing, and pop-gun glistening stood at the entrance. She began taunting all those in the room that moved. But a young, heroic -and very handsome- figure decided to stand up to her. He began giving her a lecture on morality. But she would have none of it, and brutally threw him to the floor.

This conjured feelings of rebelliousness among the inhabitants of the Teacup, so they rose up against her and chased her out of the building.
She cowardly ran off on her horse, into the forest...but not before the young handsome guy made chase on his brave steed. He and his ride made their way through the vile brush and tangle of the dark forest, looking desperately for the evil one.

Suddenly without warning, she stepped in front of their path with a bazooka. The young man had no choice but to dive off his horse, leaving his horse to be smithereened into a billion pieces.

To avenge his heroic horse, the young man unsheathed his silvery blade and began whacking General Sane. But her evil was so great that she easily deflected his righteous blows.

"Ahahahahaha!!!!" she laughed, as she took out a piece of Spearmint Gum and popped it into her mouth.
The young man took this opportunity to make his attack. From his position on the ground, he tripped her, then quickly rodeo-tied her feet. He also punched her out. He forgot she was wearing a helmet, so it took a second try to knowck her unconscious.

When he had successfully brought her to the police station, and she was locked up in her cell, he gave her a smile she would never forget:

Thats the way I remember it at least

.

Pytt · 10-24-2007, 10:56 AM

All this foodfighting and stuff, must have happend in my abscence. Stuff like that never happened when I was around here. I remember my zoo in some foreign part of the Cafe. What became of that? *wanders around looking for the zoo*

But I can still see an arrowmark on your left buttcheek there, Hector.

hectorberlioz · 10-24-2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pytt

All this foodfighting and stuff, must have happend in my abscence.

Yeah, I don't remember you being around for it.

Quote:

Stuff like that never happened when I was around here. I remember my zoo in some foreign part of the Cafe. What became of that? *wanders around looking for the zoo*

We moved it up to the attic area

Quote:

But I can still see an arrowmark on your left buttcheek there, Hector.

Yeah, thats uh...leftover Halloween paint

Pytt · 10-24-2007, 11:17 AM

I think you would have remembered if I was part of it, my throwing arm is dreaded in the whole of northern Norway

Thanks for the info, I'll have a peek if some of the animals are still living. But all the stairs is tedious business, I'll have a tea with honey first!

***Earniel*** · 10-24-2007, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

Big Bertha... isn't that a cow?

But just in case your Big Bertha isn't, I guess I'll take some cover.

Not a cow, although that would count for... some interesting ammunition...

Fetchez la vache!

But no, I'm thinking more of this sort of Big Bertha.

hectorberlioz · 10-24-2007, 11:23 AM

About those stairs: you just reminded me of the huge drawing I made of the teacup, as a an enourmous hollowed out tree.

hectorberlioz · 10-24-2007, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

But no, I'm thinking more of this sort of Big Bertha.

Gosh, did that tickle!

A LOT

***Earniel*** · 10-24-2007, 11:37 AM

Hah, yes, that's how it starts.

Pytt · 10-24-2007, 11:38 AM

Just wait 'til Earniel begins to load it with cows! Ouch.

Acalewia · 10-24-2007, 09:03 PM

Looks like Hector started something, he can't finish

He's shot me and Earniel in the "boondocks" and has made up some crazy tale that he's Tom Cruse and beat the daylights out of Sane.

Earnie's got Big Bertha and I got this: http://www.knightsedge.com/crossbows...ssbow4612g.jpg

hectorberlioz · 10-24-2007, 10:18 PM

I'll finish both of you off pretty quickly

The puny weapons you've chosen?

THIS IS TRULY LETHAL, GALS!

Nautipus · 10-24-2007, 10:34 PM

Ahem. I'm prepared to give THESE to the highest bidder. They're complete with air filtration to keep out those nasty germs!

sisterandcousinandaunt · 10-25-2007, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

:

That is one crazy-ass looking Thetan wannabe.

***Tessar*** · 10-25-2007, 12:29 AM

I don't like the way he's looking at me.

<.<

>.>

o.o

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!! *insecure*

***Earniel*** · 10-25-2007, 04:23 AM

Truly, that look is on the distrubing side...

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I'll finish both of you off pretty quickly

The puny weapons you've chosen?

THIS IS TRULY LETHAL, GALS!

Pfft, you'll never even get through the Teacup Café's anti aircraft defence...

The last sane person · 10-25-2007, 08:46 AM

I beg your pardon Hector, but it was not I who ran off like a ninny, I do remember it slightly different. YOU were the one chased out, not me, and the only person I was taunting was you!

Second, you were on the horse I lent you, and to end it, you stabbed your blade into the ground, oil spurted out, I lit it aflame, and we together are even currently spliting gthe profits from the Badden Oil Fields, as they are so named.

I think even BB was in the fray somewhere.... Then I had to drag you physically out to support the troops during the A Few Days War we had against those Biggoty Mirkwood elves that declared war on us.

And you do not have a smile like that, gah, with all those crooked teeth? No way.

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2007, 10:21 AM

You're right, I did get some minor details wrong

....

but for now...

Noble Elf Lord · 10-25-2007, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

2 massages coming right up!

*massages noble Elf lord*
*massages Hector*

Arrow in the but? Shoot-out? Now those sound like interesting stories. Perhaps we should organize a campfire-with-storytelling-kind-of-thing night.
Oh, the speculaas is done, so go ahead. I would ignore the pieces on the left though, they got a bit burned. Perhaps the dog will like it.

I love this time of year! Great weather, hot drinks, speculaas and pepernoten. Wonderful!

It's good to be perfect, you get to be content with the small things of life as well

Gee, thanks, Mari.

Reading through all the new posts actually made me laugh aloud. Sounds like hector should be.... silenced.

Bwahahahahaaaaa...

With this?

**Mari** · 10-26-2007, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Sure thing, Mari (and thank you for the massage)...

*drinks his hot chocolate, eats a smore*

here's how it all went...

One night in the Teacup, a band of merriers were having the time of their life drinking and talking, and just having a good time.

But quite suddenly the doors of the Teacup flew open, and General Sane, with her helmet visor down, cape flowing, and pop-gun glistening stood at the entrance. She began taunting all those in the room that moved. But a young, heroic -and very handsome- figure decided to stand up to her. He began giving her a lecture on morality. But she would have none of it, and brutally threw him to the floor.

This conjured feelings of rebelliousness among the inhabitants of the Teacup, so they rose up against her and chased her out of the building.
She cowardly ran off on her horse, into the forest...but not before the young handsome guy made chase on his brave steed. He and his ride made their way through the vile brush and tangle of the dark forest, looking desperately for the evil one.

Suddenly without warning, she stepped in front of their path with a bazooka. The young man had no choice but to dive off his horse, leaving his horse to be smithereened into a billion pieces.

To avenge his heroic horse, the young man unsheathed his silvery blade and began whacking General Sane. But her evil was so great that she easily deflected his righteous blows.

"Ahahahahaha!!!!" she laughed, as she took out a piece of Spearmint Gum and popped it into her mouth.
The young man took this opportunity to make his attack. From his position on the ground, he tripped her, then quickly rodeo-tied her feet. He also punched her out. He forgot she was wearing a helmet, so it took a second try to knowck her unconscious.

When he had successfully brought her to the police station, and she was locked up in her cell, he gave her a smile she would never forget:

Thats the way I remember it at least

.

Wahaha!

You are really funny!

Eärniel, if they can use sheep as bombs in Worms, we can use cows as ammunition here. Hehehe.
But since I foresee having to take some cover if I want to stay here:
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/fra...uk/defense.JPG

Acalewia · 10-26-2007, 08:48 PM

How bout this

10-24-2007, 10:26 AM	#841
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Sure thing, Mari (and thank you for the massage)... drinks his hot chocolate, eats a smore here's how it all went... One night in the Teacup, a band of merriers were having the time of their life drinking and talking, and just having a good time. But quite suddenly the doors of the Teacup flew open, and General Sane, with her helmet visor down, cape flowing, and pop-gun glistening stood at the entrance. She began taunting all those in the room that moved. But a young, heroic -and very handsome- figure decided to stand up to her. He began giving her a lecture on morality. But she would have none of it, and brutally threw him to the floor. This conjured feelings of rebelliousness among the inhabitants of the Teacup, so they rose up against her and chased her out of the building. She cowardly ran off on her horse, into the forest...but not before the young handsome guy made chase on his brave steed. He and his ride made their way through the vile brush and tangle of the dark forest, looking desperately for the evil one. Suddenly without warning, she stepped in front of their path with a bazooka. The young man had no choice but to dive off his horse, leaving his horse to be smithereened into a billion pieces. To avenge his heroic horse, the young man unsheathed his silvery blade and began whacking General Sane. But her evil was so great that she easily deflected his righteous blows. "Ahahahahaha!!!!" she laughed, as she took out a piece of Spearmint Gum and popped it into her mouth. The young man took this opportunity to make his attack. From his position on the ground, he tripped her, then quickly rodeo-tied her feet. He also punched her out. He forgot she was wearing a helmet, so it took a second try to knowck her unconscious. When he had successfully brought her to the police station, and she was locked up in her cell, he gave her a smile she would never forget: Thats the way I remember it at least. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-24-2007, 10:56 AM	#842
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	All this foodfighting and stuff, must have happend in my abscence. Stuff like that never happened when I was around here. I remember my zoo in some foreign part of the Cafe. What became of that? wanders around looking for the zoo But I can still see an arrowmark on your left buttcheek there, Hector. __________________ Don't Panic!

10-24-2007, 11:17 AM	#844
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	I think you would have remembered if I was part of it, my throwing arm is dreaded in the whole of northern Norway Thanks for the info, I'll have a peek if some of the animals are still living. But all the stairs is tedious business, I'll have a tea with honey first! __________________ Don't Panic!

10-24-2007, 11:23 AM	#846
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	About those stairs: you just reminded me of the huge drawing I made of the teacup, as a an enourmous hollowed out tree. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-24-2007, 11:37 AM	#848
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Hah, yes, that's how it starts. __________________ We are not things.

10-24-2007, 11:38 AM	#849
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	Just wait 'til Earniel begins to load it with cows! Ouch. __________________ Don't Panic!

10-24-2007, 09:03 PM	#850
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Looks like Hector started something, he can't finish He's shot me and Earniel in the "boondocks" and has made up some crazy tale that he's Tom Cruse and beat the daylights out of Sane. Earnie's got Big Bertha and I got this: http://www.knightsedge.com/crossbows...ssbow4612g.jpg __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

10-24-2007, 10:18 PM	#851
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I'll finish both of you off pretty quickly The puny weapons you've chosen? THIS IS TRULY LETHAL, GALS! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 10-24-2007 at 10:23 PM.

10-24-2007, 10:34 PM	#852
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Ahem. I'm prepared to give THESE to the highest bidder. They're complete with air filtration to keep out those nasty germs! __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

10-25-2007, 12:29 AM	#854
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	I don't like the way he's looking at me. <.< >.> o.o STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!! insecure

10-25-2007, 08:46 AM	#856
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	I beg your pardon Hector, but it was not I who ran off like a ninny, I do remember it slightly different. YOU were the one chased out, not me, and the only person I was taunting was you! Second, you were on the horse I lent you, and to end it, you stabbed your blade into the ground, oil spurted out, I lit it aflame, and we together are even currently spliting gthe profits from the Badden Oil Fields, as they are so named. I think even BB was in the fray somewhere.... Then I had to drag you physically out to support the troops during the A Few Days War we had against those Biggoty Mirkwood elves that declared war on us. And you do not have a smile like that, gah, with all those crooked teeth? No way. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-25-2007, 10:21 AM	#857
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	You're right, I did get some minor details wrong.... but for now... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-26-2007, 08:48 PM	#860
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	How bout this __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

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