10-24-2007, 10:26 AM | #841 |
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Sure thing, Mari (and thank you for the massage)...
*drinks his hot chocolate, eats a smore* here's how it all went... One night in the Teacup, a band of merriers were having the time of their life drinking and talking, and just having a good time. But quite suddenly the doors of the Teacup flew open, and General Sane, with her helmet visor down, cape flowing, and pop-gun glistening stood at the entrance. She began taunting all those in the room that moved. But a young, heroic -and very handsome- figure decided to stand up to her. He began giving her a lecture on morality. But she would have none of it, and brutally threw him to the floor. This conjured feelings of rebelliousness among the inhabitants of the Teacup, so they rose up against her and chased her out of the building. She cowardly ran off on her horse, into the forest...but not before the young handsome guy made chase on his brave steed. He and his ride made their way through the vile brush and tangle of the dark forest, looking desperately for the evil one. Suddenly without warning, she stepped in front of their path with a bazooka. The young man had no choice but to dive off his horse, leaving his horse to be smithereened into a billion pieces. To avenge his heroic horse, the young man unsheathed his silvery blade and began whacking General Sane. But her evil was so great that she easily deflected his righteous blows. "Ahahahahaha!!!!" she laughed, as she took out a piece of Spearmint Gum and popped it into her mouth. The young man took this opportunity to make his attack. From his position on the ground, he tripped her, then quickly rodeo-tied her feet. He also punched her out. He forgot she was wearing a helmet, so it took a second try to knowck her unconscious. When he had successfully brought her to the police station, and she was locked up in her cell, he gave her a smile she would never forget: Thats the way I remember it at least.
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10-24-2007, 10:56 AM | #842 |
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All this foodfighting and stuff, must have happend in my abscence. Stuff like that never happened when I was around here. I remember my zoo in some foreign part of the Cafe. What became of that? *wanders around looking for the zoo*
But I can still see an arrowmark on your left buttcheek there, Hector.
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10-24-2007, 11:17 AM | #844 |
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I think you would have remembered if I was part of it, my throwing arm is dreaded in the whole of northern Norway
Thanks for the info, I'll have a peek if some of the animals are still living. But all the stairs is tedious business, I'll have a tea with honey first!
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Fetchez la vache! But no, I'm thinking more of this sort of Big Bertha.
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10-24-2007, 11:23 AM | #846 |
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About those stairs: you just reminded me of the huge drawing I made of the teacup, as a an enourmous hollowed out tree.
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10-24-2007, 11:37 AM | #848 |
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Hah, yes, that's how it starts.
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10-24-2007, 11:38 AM | #849 |
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Just wait 'til Earniel begins to load it with cows! Ouch.
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10-24-2007, 09:03 PM | #850 |
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Looks like Hector started something, he can't finish
He's shot me and Earniel in the "boondocks" and has made up some crazy tale that he's Tom Cruse and beat the daylights out of Sane. Earnie's got Big Bertha and I got this: http://www.knightsedge.com/crossbows...ssbow4612g.jpg
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10-24-2007, 10:18 PM | #851 |
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I'll finish both of you off pretty quickly
The puny weapons you've chosen? THIS IS TRULY LETHAL, GALS!
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10-24-2007, 10:34 PM | #852 |
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Ahem. I'm prepared to give THESE to the highest bidder. They're complete with air filtration to keep out those nasty germs!
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10-25-2007, 12:29 AM | #854 |
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I don't like the way he's looking at me.
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Truly, that look is on the distrubing side...
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10-25-2007, 08:46 AM | #856 |
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I beg your pardon Hector, but it was not I who ran off like a ninny, I do remember it slightly different. YOU were the one chased out, not me, and the only person I was taunting was you!
Second, you were on the horse I lent you, and to end it, you stabbed your blade into the ground, oil spurted out, I lit it aflame, and we together are even currently spliting gthe profits from the Badden Oil Fields, as they are so named. I think even BB was in the fray somewhere.... Then I had to drag you physically out to support the troops during the A Few Days War we had against those Biggoty Mirkwood elves that declared war on us. And you do not have a smile like that, gah, with all those crooked teeth? No way.
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You're right, I did get some minor details wrong....
but for now...
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Reading through all the new posts actually made me laugh aloud. Sounds like hector should be.... silenced. Bwahahahahaaaaa... With this?
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10-26-2007, 08:48 PM | #860 |
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How bout this
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