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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Some where quite interesting with psychedelic trees
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Pippin looking into the palantir
Pippin: Now I wonder if this thing picks up Sky? Pippin: where is the football?
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So do all who see such times, but that is not for us to decide, all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us Gandalf And what happened to the rest of your party, killed, eaten, gone home? Beorn, The Hobbit Dark and difficult Times lie ahead Harry, soon we must all face a choice, a choice between what is right and what is easy! Dumbledore Neo Are you listening to Me? Or are you too busy looking at the Woman in the Red Dress? Morpheus, The Matrix |
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01-13-2006, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College!
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Galadriel (prologue): As the Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and go, memories become legend...Whoops-wrong book!
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01-14-2006, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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feanor: hey valar, want these shiny jewels? you can have them
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Alright, these are not mine but taken from here (the icons
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01-19-2006, 08:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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My little sisters post:
__________________ Gimli: Legoles!!! you wont believ this! I met this guy and he gave me this nice old tea set! Legoles: Who? who? Gimli: come on ! I'll take you too his house! mind you . He's very tidy. they walk into the forest and come to a little cotteg on the hill top. Nazgul: come in, come in! I just mopped so be mind ful of that hehehe. Nazgul go's to oven whearing a laisie aprin Nazgul: Anybody want cookies? Legoles:  Gimli: Arewe late for the tea party? Nazgul: no your just in time. all the uther nazgul siting in chairs with pretty dresss on Legoles: (screems like a girl and runs out the door) AAHHH!!!! Nazgul: now where wir we? The end
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01-21-2006, 03:37 PM
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Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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The compiled adventures of frodo the hamster
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Frodo:With this ring I will take over the world!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sam:You found the ring! Frodo:Huh? Sam:That's the ring for Aragorns and Arwens marrage. Frodo:NO! IT'S A RING OF POWER!!! (Frodo puts on the ring and turns into a hamster) Sam:Oh dear, I better tell gandalf about this... __________________ __________________ Frodo:Help me! I'm a hamster! Sam:...and so now Mr. Frodo is a hamster, so what do you think Gandy? Gandalf:The name is Gandalf. And I think I know what to do about Frodo. Sam:Okay, you do it, I'm leaveing... (Sam leaves room) Gandalf:Now take off the ring Frodo... Frodo:NO! Gandalf:Why not? Frodo:It's mine! And I don't have any oposable thums. Gandalf:Oh no... __________________ __________________ Gandalf:So how about I take off the ring? Frodo:NO! IT'S MINE! MY PRESHIS!!! Gandalf:...Why won't you let me take the ring? Frodo:It's mine! Gandalf:But if you don't let my take the ring you'll be a hamster forever! (Scary music) (Sam comes in) Sam:Just comeing in for a sandwitch... mmm, no meat, I guess I'll use that hamster, it sounds like ham... Gandalf & Frodo:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! __________________ __________________ Gandalf:NO SAM, DON'T EAT THE HAMSTER!!! Sam:Why not, Gandy? It sounds like ham. Gandalf:The name is Gandalf. AND THAT IS FRODO!!! Sam:You named the hamster Frodo? Gandalf:No the hamster is Frodo, remember the ring? Sam:No. Frodo:Realy, I'm Frodo! Sam:Yeah, right. Gandalf:Look there. (Gandalf points out a tiny ring on hamsters finger, or is it a toe?) Sam:Oh, so it is Frodo. Aragorn:What happened to the wedding ring? Sam:Frodo has it. (Sam points at Frodo) Aragorn:You named the hamster Frodo? Gandalf:No, it is Frodo... Frodo:Help! Aragorn:IT'S A TALKING HAMSTER!!! I KNOW A GUY WHO CAN HELP!!! (Aragorn leaves) Frodo:So how are we going to get the ring off? Gandalf:You take it off. Frodo:I don't have any oposable thums Sam: 1) you misspelled thumbs 2) didn't we allready cover this? Gandalf:But you weren't here. (Aragorn comes back in with the croc hunter) Croc Hunter:Cricky! It's a talking hamster! Frodo:I'm a hobbit that's been turned into a hamster. Croc Hunter:Look! It's trying to confuse us! Frodo:No I'm not. Croc Hunter:Now we must be very careful or it will bite off a limb with its razor sharp teath! Frodo:I don't have razor sharp teath! Croc Hunter:Now here I go! (The Croc Hunter sneeks up on Frodo and grabs him by the neck) Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! STOP THAT!!! __________________ __________________ (Part of the contenueing saga of Frodo as a hamster) Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Ring flys off of Frodo and he turns back into a hobbit) Croc Hunter:CRICKY!!! Frodo:I told you so... (Ring flys onto Gollum and he turns into a cat) Gollum:What? We's a cat? Meow? Meow? Meow! Gandalf:Oh no! (Gollum takes off the ring and turns back into, whatever he was before) Gollum:We hates the nasty ring... (Gollum throws the ring out the window) Frodo:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Frodo jumps after the ring) Gandalf:Well, I supose that's that. (A dragon shows up outside the window with a ring on its finger and holding on to Frodo) Frodo:THE RING LANDED ON A CHICKEN!!! Everyone:  __________________ __________________ Gandalf:So when we put the ring on Frodo he turned into a hamster? Sam:Yes. Gandalf:And when the ring went on Gollum he turned into a cat? Gollum:Yess. Gandalf:And now the ring is on a chicken and it turned it into a dragon? Aragorn:Yes. Gandalf:Well this is to strange for me, I'm leaveing. (Gandalf goes out door) Aragorn:Well sence Gandy- Gandalf(off screen):The name is Gandalf!!! Sam:That was loud. Gollum:We don't like the ring, no we don't preshous, we're leaveing. (Gollum leaves) Sam:Well it's just you and me, brave brave sir Aragorn. Aragorn:Thats a monty pithon joke, isn't it? Sam:Yes. Aragorn:But the guy who's wrighting this has never seen monty pithon. Sam:That may explain why he can't spell it. Aragorn:Well I gotta go. Sam:Why? Aragorn:Star trek convention. Sam:Oh, okay, go. (Aragorn dons spock ears and leaves) Sam:Well it's just me to save mr. Frodo from the dragon Frodo:HELP ALLREADY!!! Sam:So it's just me to face the dragon ???:Will you stop saying that? It's giveing me a headake. (Sam wips around to see... Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!) Sam:WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!? Marvin:An improbility field I suspect. Sam:I'm not even going to try to figure that out... (The dragon starts doing the chicken dance) Croc hunter:Has everyone forgot I'm here?!? me9996:Yes. Croc hunter:CRICKEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!? me9996:Takeing you out of the story. Croc hunter:You and what army? me9996:Just leave already... Crochunter:No! I'm not moveing! me9996:Come on! You're holding up the story, look! (Out the window the dragon is stuck in one position) me9996:It's frozen untill I unfreaze it. To be contenued... __________________ Croc hunter:The dragon is frozen? me9996:Yes and so is everything else. Croc hunter:It doesn't seem icey. me9996:I meen like it's stoped. Croc hunter: me9996:Like on a VCR or a DVD player, I pawsed it. Croc hunter:That is realy bad spelling. me9996:Like I sayed, leave or else. Croc hunter:NO! me9996:Fine. (me9996 shoots lightning at croc hunter) Croc hunter:AAAARRRRGGG!!!! (Leaves room on fire) me9996:I knew there would be resoning with him. (me9996 disaperes and the post resumes) Sam:Why is that dragon doing the chicken dance? Marvin:It's a perfectly awful thing to do. Sam:Thats not an anser, well I'm leaveing, go fight the dragon Marvin. (Sam leaves) Marvin:A brain the size of a planet and he says "go fight the dragon Marvin" Dragon:Who are you? What are you? Hey! I can talk! Marvin:I know, retched isn't it? __________________ Dragon:So they left you to stop me? Marvin:Yes. Dragon:Why? Marvin:It's a very awful thing to do, isn't it? Dragon:Why? Marvin:... (Croc hunter goes runing by, flameing) Dragon:What was that? Marvin:A flameing Croc hunter. Dragon:He hunts flameing crocs? Marvin:No, he hunts normal crocs but now he's on fire. Dragon:So what lit him on fire? Marvin:Most likely the guy wrighting this. Dragon:So why is he on fire? Marvin:Poor wrighting. Dragon:So how are you going to stop me? Marvin:I'm just going to stand here. Dragon:EEK!!! (Dragon runs off) Marvin:Just so you know, I'm feeling very depressed. (Marvin get beemed up by a star trek beemy thing) me9996:Well better move on in the story. (Goes to dragon fleeing carrying frodo in its... hand? foot? claw? Yeah, claw.) Dragon:EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! Frodo:What are you doing? You're a dragon you shouldn't be scared of a robot! Dragon:I'm a chicken at heart. Frodo:You're not that cowardly! Dragon:No, I was a chicken and then the ring fell on and- you remember. Frodo:Oh yeah, why are you carrying me around in your claw? Dragon:Oh, sorry. (Lets go of Frodo) Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA... The dragon has forgot it was 20,000 feet up in the air(hahaha) Dragon:Oops. (meenwhile, 20,000 feet below, at the startrek convention) Aragorn:Live long and prosper. (Aragorn trys to make the little hand sign that the vulcans do while saying this) Aragorn:Live long and prosper (Aragorn fails) Aragorn:AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! (Frodo falls through the roof and lands on Aragorn) Frodo:......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*Thun k* Aragorn:Ow, that hert! Frodo:Owwwwww... Aragorn:How did you get here? Frodo:The dragon droped me... To be contenued... __________________ Aragorn:So the dragon droped you? Frodo:Yes. Aragorn:Why? Frodo:It realised it didn't have a reson for carrying me everyware. Aragorn:Live long and prosper. (Aragorn trys to do the vulcan hand sign thing, but fails) Aragorn:AAAARRRRRGGGGGG!!!! (Darth vader comes in dressed as captan kirk) Darth vader:Live long and prosper. (Darth vader breathing) (A cheese walks in) Darth vader:How does a cheese walk? Cheese:Like this. (The cheese walks over to vader) (Darth vader breathing) To be contenued...
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01-22-2006, 05:53 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Some where quite interesting with psychedelic trees
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very very funny!
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So do all who see such times, but that is not for us to decide, all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us Gandalf And what happened to the rest of your party, killed, eaten, gone home? Beorn, The Hobbit Dark and difficult Times lie ahead Harry, soon we must all face a choice, a choice between what is right and what is easy! Dumbledore Neo Are you listening to Me? Or are you too busy looking at the Woman in the Red Dress? Morpheus, The Matrix |
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01-23-2006, 01:41 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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this is me9996s little sister
__________________ Legoles: Gimli! Gimli! Gimli: What?What? Legoles: I saw the most beautful elf today! Tall, Slender , curly blond hair! Gimli: you'r point? -_- Legoles: I need you'r help!!! Gimli:Okay I'll help. But if I half to put on a turky costume and chace a fish all the way to mordor . One more time....! Legoles: you wont! hahaha ! Pretty elf walks by in slow motion.... Legoles: ....... erm  Gimli: oh brother.... -_- a few hours later... Gimli: now jump from that tree and act like your being attacked! Legoles: Okay....1...2...5 legoles jumps infront of the pretty elf and says "fear not my lady I will protect you " and points to a squirril Gledryel:What are you doing?!?! Gladryel kicks Legoles in the stomech (whereing high heals )Legoles: SMART ,GIMLI! SMART! next day.... Legoles: I'm not sure of this idea ,gimli! Gimli: Oh ,come on! it got my aunt maried to the head Nazgul! He's the kleenest neet freak in the land! Legoles: if you'r sure... Goes next to street whereing mini skirt and sticks out his leg... Gladryel: OH MY GOSH!!! What are you trying to do!?!?! Legoles gets hit by a car.... Gimli:Well I thought it would work.....  Legoles: I think I'll go at this on my own now.... goes home puts on pimple cream goes buys flowers and choclet... Legoles: For you madom! Gladryel: Why thank you... *bats eyes* ...Legoles: .......... The end Legoles gets run over .. Legoles : owch.... __________________ Note from me9996:I thought Celeborn should have beat Legolas up.
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01-23-2006, 01:46 PM
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An enigma in a conundrum
Join Date: Oct 1999
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The Ministry of Silly Posts has declared this forum as getting out of hand.
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but I thought that was the pupose of this thread...
Oh! I get it Spock would never say that so it was a joke. ha ha ha 
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01-23-2006, 04:05 PM
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01-24-2006, 04:46 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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(scared)was it???
__________________ Gandalf:I've lost my mind! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Aragorn:OH NO! How did you lose it? Cat:I have it! (The cat is holding Gandalfs mind in it's paw) Aragorn:How'd you take it? Cat:I went in his ear. Aragorn: !__________________
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01-24-2006, 05:14 PM
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The Lovely Hobbit-Lass
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Bounded in a nut-shell
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Okay, so it's not exactly in the theme of 'They'd Never Say That', in it's strictest form, but I think these new Chronicles of Improbably Happenings to Oddly Transformed Characters in Lord of the Rings and Other Stories are very funny, especially the one with the hampster. LOL!!!
I love the way you wrote the Crock Hunter in and out, and I love how Marvin suddenly appears for no good reason... LOL!!! Zany and hilarious.
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It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year! |
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01-24-2006, 06:42 PM
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Ring-smith
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now to continue that thingy...
__________________ (Marvin apeers in a star trek beemy thingy) Marvin:How perfictly depressing... (Sits down with a thud) (Darth Vader breathing) Aragorn:So... now what do we do? (While dearth vader is breathing sam comes running in) Sam:HELP!!! There's a big dragon outside burning up farms and setting all the chickens free!!! Frodo:Oh no, the dragon's attacking the farm! Sam-I-Am:I am sam! Sam:No I am Sam! Sam-I-Am:Sam I am! Sam:NO SAM I AM!!! (Darth vader breathing) (Stich shows up, you know, that little blue thing from the disney movie?) Stich:HEHEHEHE!!! CUTE AND FLUFFY!!! (Darth vader breathing) (Stich runs and gets a star trek uniform on) Stich:FLUFFY KIRK!!! Frodo:Well, we'd better go stop the dragon... Aragorn:Live long and prosper. (Aragorn trys to do the hand thingy, but fails) Aragorn:AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Frodo gets sting and Aragorn gets Andu'ril) (Darth vader breathing) Sam:It's up to you brave brave sir Aragorn Aragorn:QUIT CALLING MY THAT!!! AND HE STILL HASN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE!!! (Darth Vader breathing as Aragorn and Frodo go to stop the dragon) To be contenued... Sam:WHAT?!? THIS IS A STRANGE TIME TO STOP IT!!! WHY ARE YOU STOPING IT NOW?!?
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01-24-2006, 09:49 PM
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The Lovely Hobbit-Lass
Join Date: Jun 2003
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LOL! Ahhhh--- I don't care if I'm crazy: That's hilarious!
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It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year! |
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Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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After seeing Monty Python and the holy grail I'm doing a post chock full of that stuff.
__________________ (Rope brige in Lothlorain) Elf1:There's that old man, he's going to ask you 5 que- Elf2:3 Elf1:What? Elf2:He asks 3 questions, not 5. Elf1:Okay, 5 Elf2:3 Elf1:Questions. Legolas:I'm not scared. (Legolas walks up to the old man) Old man:What's your name? Legolas:Legolas Greenleaf. Old man:What's your quest? Legolas:To distroy the one ring. Old man:What's your favorite color? Legolas:Green. Old man:Off you go then. (Legolas crosses the brige) Merry:That's easy! (Merry walks up) Old man:What's your name? Merry:Merrydoc brandybuck. Old man:What's your quest? Merry:To distroy the one ring Old man:What's the capitile of Asseria? Merry:I don't know. (Merry flys off into the river) (Pippin walks up) Old man:What's your name? Pippin:Pippin Took. Old man:What's your quest? Pippin:To distroy the ring of power. Old man:What is your favorite color? Pippin:Green- no! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... (Pippin flys off into river) (Aragorn walks up) Old man:What's your name? Aragorn:Aragorn, soon to be king of Gondor Old man:What's your quest? Aragorn:To distroy the ring of power. Old man:What... is the airspeed volicity of an unladen swollow? Aragorn:Afracan or european? Old man:Huh? Aragorn:I have to know these things if If I'm going to be king. Old man:I don't know. (Old man flys into river) __________________ (after finding the horselords who say nee Aragorn and Gimli are in a Rohan village looking for a shrubbery) Aragorn:Tell me were to find a shrubery or my friend and I will say nee. Lady:Never Aragorn:Nee nee nee! Gimli:Noo noo noo! Aragorn:No, it's nee, nee! Gimli and Aragorn:Nee nee nee! __________________
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me9996, you are so random, it's hilarious!
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it's not random, it's the fallout of me watching monty python and the Holy Grail
__________________ Edit:Speeking of which my cousin came up with this... (The ringwraiths at weathertop) Lead ringwraith:We are the ringwraiths who say... WWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
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holy crap...i just read what i shall call the "Khronicles of the Krazy Ring" [yes, i know ring doesn't start with the 'k' sound...
]me99962378627856892374whatever, brilliant!
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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I've got one!
Gimli: What do you call a mix between a dwarf and an orc? Legolas: Uh.... an orf? Gimli: A Dorc.
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