The Teacup Cafe - Page 42

Spock · 04-26-2005, 10:39 AM

I love animals; with the right sauce.

Butterbeer · 04-26-2005, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

That's right! What's the point of issuing a random note to someone who can't read it?

I'm not sure about your... um... French accent, but here's your waffle!

t'was dodgy french accent for "wafer-thin" as in the line with the over-indulging greedy man at restaurant in The meaning of Life! Not a waffle!

the service here is going down the pans!

- its all those stairs i tell you.

i just felt that a pan galatic gargle blaster (milkshake) was probably enough even for me without the Rum as well?

Thanks for the waffle though, very tasty

Spock:

Quote:

I love animals; with the right sauce .

works well with kidnapping scenarios: you're always more than happy to chop off a few bits especially at Lunchtime: only downside is having to explain the sending of your lunch leftovers and bones with your demands (bit of a serious kidnapper's convention faux-pas me thinks)

***Tessar*** · 04-26-2005, 02:20 PM

DeAR NuRvinGel!

If YoU eVer want to see yourr Hippo aGAin, leave $50,000 at tHE large Tree!

Butterbeer · 04-26-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

DeAR NuRvinGel!

If YoU eVer want to see yourr Hippo aGAin, leave $50,000 at tHE large Tree!

aNd pleAsE
SEnd some BarBEcue sauce iN the mEAantime.

trolls' bane · 04-26-2005, 03:06 PM

Hi! I finally came, and my av is gone for good.

**Nurvingiel** · 04-26-2005, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

DeAR NuRvinGel!

If YoU eVer want to see yourr Hippo aGAin, leave $50,000 at tHE large Tree!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterbeer

aNd pleAsE
SEnd some BarBEcue sauce iN the mEAantime.

Ransom notes! Alarm! My hippo has been hippo-napped!

I hope they will accept this bottle of Barbeque sauce and $50'000 in unmarked bills!

And by "unmarked" I mean "Monopoly money".

Butterbeer · 04-26-2005, 05:40 PM

*Suspense-full pause*

...

**Nurvingiel** · 04-26-2005, 05:56 PM

*nervous hand-wringing*

Butterbeer · 04-26-2005, 06:27 PM

* its at times like these that you can't beat a nice cup of tea*

thinks the anoymous Hippo kidnapper's hungry asisstant: what will the mysterious anonymous kidnapper Tessar do next? Will she accept the barbecue sauce or consult head chef Spock on an even more delicious alternative sauce recipe?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-26-2005, 06:34 PM

I feel like a drink, hmmm

bottle of "Bishop's Finger" to start, followed by a pint of "Exmoor Gold", then a bottle of "Tawny Owl" (supporting local breweries), and to round it off, 4 double vodkas, and a vermouth and ginger ale

**Nurvingiel** · 04-26-2005, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterbeer

* its at times like these that you can't beat a nice cup of tea*

thinks the anoymous Hippo kidnapper's hungry asisstant: what will the mysterious anonymous kidnapper Tessar do next? Will she accept the barbecue sauce or consult head chef Spock on an even more delicious alternative sauce recipe?

lol!

Tessar is a dude. See avatar.

One bottle of Bishop's Finger for Chrys, and tea all around!

Beor · 04-26-2005, 09:42 PM

The sons of **tches never told me that life was going to be a *****!! Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Nurvingiel** · 04-27-2005, 06:54 AM

Um... sorry?

It's kind of funny you bleeped out '*****' the first time and not the second.

EDIT: Oh, I guess there's a no swearing policy...

*runs off to read the rules*

Telcontar_Dunedain · 04-27-2005, 12:19 PM

*Brings in Tessar eating hippo*
Umm, Nurv, were you looking for this?

***Tessar*** · 04-27-2005, 12:27 PM

*blinks and looks up* Oh, umm... hello. Were you... looking for me? *cough*

*thwaps Butterbeer with a music staff* BAD Butterbeer! Don't you ever look at anyone's avitar?

Mine CLEARLY states that I am a man! And Nurve, stop giggling about it!

Pytt · 04-27-2005, 02:10 PM

Hippo!? There is so much stuff I don't know about this cafe. But Nurv, I got a hippo if you want it. tessar is apparently eatig your old one...

Telcontar_Dunedain · 04-27-2005, 02:26 PM

No, Pytt, that was the one from your wildlife park.

Butterbeer · 04-27-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telcontar_Dunedain

No, Pytt, that was the one from your wildlife park.

yup, that the mysterious (I WAS just trying to disguise your identity FROM THE pOLICE AND mad pyschotic Wildlife park wardens or Parkies: HONEST!

) anonymous MR Tessar kidnaPPED ... (i think - maybe it was another one? how many large Hippo's oozing lashes of barbecue sauce are (or were?) wandering around this multistorey time-shifting cafe anyway?

Hey! this could be a lucrative business opportunity Mr T! $50,000 a pop and a "all you can eat" every day too!

... i know that there are Spam police but i ain't surely never heard of any barbecued Rhino police have you?

*has cup of tea*

mind you i think its morally wrong: what have the rhinos ever done for us? ...

Pytt · 04-27-2005, 03:07 PM

So that Tessar has stolen my hippo!?

*take out some lions and other violent beasts, and go tessar-hunting* If some of you have a clue where that bastard is hiding, please inform me.

Telcontar_Dunedain · 04-27-2005, 04:25 PM

Umm Pytt. *Holds up Tessar* I still got him here.

04-26-2005, 03:06 PM	#825
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hi! I finally came, and my av is gone for good. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-26-2005, 09:42 PM	#832
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	The sons of tches never told me that life was going to be a **!! Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Well, there it is. Last edited by Spock : 04-27-2005 at 10:19 AM. Reason: language*

04-27-2005, 12:19 PM	#834
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Brings in Tessar eating hippo Umm, Nurv, were you looking for this? __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

04-27-2005, 02:10 PM	#836
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	Hippo!? There is so much stuff I don't know about this cafe. But Nurv, I got a hippo if you want it. tessar is apparently eatig your old one... __________________ Don't Panic!

04-27-2005, 02:26 PM	#837
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	No, Pytt, that was the one from your wildlife park. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

04-26-2005, 10:39 AM	#821
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	I love animals; with the right sauce.

04-26-2005, 02:20 PM	#823
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	DeAR NuRvinGel! If YoU eVer want to see yourr Hippo aGAin, leave $50,000 at tHE large Tree!

04-26-2005, 05:40 PM	#827
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	Suspense-full pause ...

04-26-2005, 06:27 PM	#829
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	* its at times like these that you can't beat a nice cup of tea* thinks the anoymous Hippo kidnapper's hungry asisstant: what will the mysterious anonymous kidnapper Tessar do next? Will she accept the barbecue sauce or consult head chef Spock on an even more delicious alternative sauce recipe?

04-26-2005, 06:34 PM	#830
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	I feel like a drink, hmmm bottle of "Bishop's Finger" to start, followed by a pint of "Exmoor Gold", then a bottle of "Tawny Owl" (supporting local breweries), and to round it off, 4 double vodkas, and a vermouth and ginger ale

04-27-2005, 12:27 PM	#835
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	blinks and looks up Oh, umm... hello. Were you... looking for me? cough thwaps Butterbeer with a music staff BAD Butterbeer! Don't you ever look at anyone's avitar? Mine CLEARLY states that I am a man! And Nurve, stop giggling about it!

04-27-2005, 03:07 PM	#839
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	So that Tessar has stolen my hippo!? take out some lions and other violent beasts, and go tessar-hunting If some of you have a clue where that bastard is hiding, please inform me. __________________ Don't Panic!

04-27-2005, 04:25 PM	#840
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Umm Pytt. Holds up Tessar I still got him here. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

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